April 14th 2011 6:41 am
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Yesfurday when Bacon were on my walkiebout times in the nayboorhood on Sunset Road, I finded all kinds of deeeeeelighterful things to smell and taste!
When I came running out to my Mama after I hearded her calling "Bacon! Bacon! Bacon!" I were licking my choppers!
"Hmmmmm," she wondered, but she were so busy huggering and squeezering and smoochering the Bacon, she did not think too much about it. She had to hurry up and put some clothes and face spackles on, and tame the unruly snakeses in her hairs to go to work! That takes a LOOOOOOONG time.
Anyway, when Mama comeded home, she walked in the door, (LUCKY MAMA WERE HOME FURST THIS DAY, Papa were working late!) and a BARF BOMB OR TEN HAD SPLODED! EVFURRYWHERE! Littermaly from one end of the house to the othfur!
Bacon kinda thinked it were sooooooo neato cool! URKA GURKA brighten up the whole house like fresh paints!
But Mama did not clap or dance or sing with joy at all the Urkas or Gurkas! Nooooooooo! She put me OUTSIDE ON A LEASH! I were ready for LOVE! READY FOR ZOOMIES! READY FOR PLAYTIMES with my brofur.
Instead I watched while she draggeded all the furnychures out of the Livingmaroom area and then tossed out the throw rugs, then got down on her hands and kneeses and scrubbed the chunkses up and pretreatered the elebenty billyun spots. Then she moofed on to the craft room, where there were more of Bacon Beesun's Barfy Belly Bomb Artworks!
Mama had called Papa on the cellybone and very exciteredly told him to bring the carpet juice home, and then Mama and Papa took the big STEAM MACHINE out and had a carpet cleaning party! Three hours of carpet cleany fun!
Bacon were stuck UPSTAIRS ALL NIGHT making zoomie circles and squeakie times in confinerment! But I made sure to run down to the gate at the bottom of the stairs and BARK BARK BARK BARK at those fanses Papa put out to dry the carpets!
OMD! As my furriend Riley pointered out, APRIL 13, 2011 are going to go down in history as THE DAY OF INFIRMARY or INFAMERY or something REALLY COOL in the LIFE OF THE BACONATOR! Non-stop exciterments from sun up to sun down!
What a life!
Keep delivering the fun fun times. Your folks need something to do.
Wow Bacon! You are living the life fur sure.
Did your Momma sniff and take a close look at the barfie bomb stuff? That's what my Mommy does. She likes to, I guess. She likes to know what comes up. Once she almost tossed her own cookies when sniffing the Lewiscat's barf-o-rama. It had mousie parts in it! Almost like a whole Big mousie. Oh and the smell! Woot!
Have a nice day.
Oh yes, Zoe! She investimagated, real good, for the furst twelve or so pileses, but after that, they all started to look the same to her! BOL! Crazy Mamas.
Typist bomited a little in her mouf just now when you said Mousie Parts! BOL!
BOL!!! :o) You are da life of the partay, Mr. Bacon!
Oh my Dog, Bacon, when you decides to make a day memorable, you does it in style!! With all the bells and whistles!!!
Momma feels so bad for your Momma-- she has come home to the stinkies and had to haul out the carpet cleaner... not for urka gurkas, rather for stinky kitty revenge sprayings and peeings.... that ticks my Momma off big time...
But you wuz sick, so it wuzn't really your fault...whatever you ate sure didn't agree with you.. sorry you made such a mess, but at least you got rid of it and are okay.
I think your folkses need a break for a coupla days, ok??
Oh JOY !!!!!!!!!
I think she are happy the spring carpet cleaning got done!
Mama wants to send a word to the wise...She buys the Resolve for Pets Carpet Cleaning Spray with Oxy. She were using that stuff to pretreat the spots, which were VIVIDLY colored!!! before doing the steam cleanering. She tries to keep us away from that spots until she can get the carpet cleaned and rinsed. She didn't wear rubber gloves. About an hour later, she kept itching her fingers, and couldn't figure out why, it was like she had mosquito bites, then she looked and her hands were bright red and puffy. It musta been some chemical reaction. Mama says "Can you imagine if we dogs walked on that stuff and got it on our delicate paws or worse yet licked our feetses??"
As far as Mama is concerned, if something is to be used for pets, it should be a little bit LESS CAUSTIC than that!!! OMD! Now she's all worried about it! Stupid chemicals.
She used to get True Green for the creeping charlie which is so bad in our nayborhood. But then she heard that regardless of how safe the company says it is for pets, and her not letting Ernie & Izzy on the lawn for 24 hours after, it are still especially carcingogenic for Scotties. It causes bladder cancer in Scotties for some reason.
There are too many things in the world that cause cancer! MAMA IS DEEESKUSTERED!
Yesfurday, you sure had lotsa surprises fur mama an papa. It's good to keep 'em on dey toeses but maybe today, you gives 'em a res'. Dey's o'd an can' takes too many BACON SURPRISES. Ok?
:O OMD Bacon! Where were you KEEPING all that urka befure you let loose????! You must have set some kind Guinness record fur redecorating! What a spectackylure ending to your Great Adventure!
oh Bacon, you really know how to brighten up your Mama's day!!
My goodness what a day you had and your pawrents too! Give them a couple of days to recover. They seem to need more naps than we do. BOL, BOL!
OMD Bacon it's hard to believe that all that redecorating urka gurkas came out of sweet little ole you. Good times my friend good times indeed.
OMD! Growlmy feels so bad for all the extra work you made fur your Mama!...but like you woofed (said, not woofed your cookies...BOL), it got the carpet all spring cleaned...till the next session...clean carpets always beg for initiations, BOL!
Growlmy once came home from her work (Before she had any kids or doggy) and one of her cats had decorated the whole floor from the front of the house to the back of the house...with bits and pieces of kitty croquettes! YUCK! PEE-U!
My doggy cousin did some good gifting for my auntie, once, too...
Bacon, you are a wonder!
Tell your Momma to use organic fertilizers on the lawn, Bacon, and the grass will crowd out the weeds... Weed and Feed stuff just sets the grass back. Momma used to use beer to dethatch the lawn when we had a St. Augustine lawn in San Antonio... people walking by musta thought we'd had a Hell of a party, but it works!! BOL!!
OMD that is a lotta urka gurkas! I bet you feel better with all of that stuff out! I do think April 13 is gonna be a day that will live in an infirmary or something!
Tippy and me always wondered why there's not carpet in our house anymore...Your adventure made us think that it's because the floors are easier to clean. We are soo ashamed of our pawrents, they are lazy, lazy pawrents. Your's are soo happy to do all that work. I am sure that they are keeping carpet just that you can be sick on it from time to time soo they can do hard work cleaning it...Oh yes ! We are ashamed of the lazy pawrents we have.
Biscotte & Tippy
Bacon, you sure know how to keep the Bee-Suns busy, busy, busy! Hope you feel better already!