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What's Shakin', Bacon?
There was a little incident...October 24th 2010 2:42 pm[ View A Comments (24) ]
Dear Diary,
Oh jeeze, Bacon, be careful!! I found my own very special bunny that way, and then I ended up in the hopsital! The hopsital is NOT a fun place, Baconater, NOT FUN. They shaved me to look like a poodle!! I AM NOT A POODLE!! *ahem* Anywuff, besides giving your Momma a heart attack, you gotta be thinking about the Ho Ho! Now I'm telling you, Bacon, he watches you ALL YEAR LONG, but especially right now, cause he's coming soon, and he's putting your name either on the naughty list or the nice list. If you're on the nice list you gets all KINDS of good stuff, but if you're on the naughty list...well, let's just say I heard a rumor about kitty treats and squirrel pooh. So behave yourself, little Bacon!!! (sniffle, sniffle, sniffle...) OMD,Fizzyoda...this are second time this week I hear about HOHO! Bacon thinks he loves the HOHO!!! I been hearing lotsa naughty talk, too, Fizzy. OMD. I gotsa get on that NICE LIST. I do not like shavey the Bacon hairses. Papa washed my moufs out real good and cleaned me up so Mama would not shreek when I come by her. Bacon are gonna go tell Mama right now how sorry I are. I hope she will not tell the HOHO Bacon are naughty. Oh no! This are worstest day evfur! OMD, Bacon!!! Yu need be careful 'bout da giffses yu gib yur Momma!! I r neber alone off-weash 'nuff tu find such GWATE ded stuffs wike dat, bud I du kno' dat my Momma be BERY, BERY, B-E-R-Y upset 'bout a ded birdie dat r stiff an' habs no eyeses. When we in da car an' Dadda sees woadkill up ahead, him jus' needses say,"Close your eyes" an' Momma kno' dat him r tawkin' tu hur cuz dere sum gwoss, sad, ded stuff on da woad an' hur du NOD need see it! Fizzy r wite 'bout da Ho Ho guy, Bacon, so shape up, lil' guy!! BOLBOL!! Wow, I r chatty dis nite... You are right,Zaidiecakes.OMD! Those Mamas don't likea see dead stuffs. Geez. Papa shoulda warneded me. I are gonna be REAL,REAL,REAL,REAL good from now on. I don't NEVFUR wanna hear Mama make that noise again! Besides, Mama told me that HOHO is like my Big Brofur Ernie,and he can sees EVFURRYTHING! He sees you when you're sleeping, and he knows when you're AWAKE!!!!! Hey bacon, dint anyfur tell you yet 'bout HOHO's spies? They called ELVES. They're evfurywhere, lurkin & takin notes & then squealin to HOHO. I hate those elves. *CHARLIE!* Whut, Momma? erm, hmmm ... Sawry. sigh. Could we eat the elves????????? Only askin ........................ OMD! Lucas...no! that would get us on the naughty list! Bacon, Bacon...you need to be a good boy. Fizzy is right Ho Ho is coming soon, and if you're nice and good you tons of pressies! Bacon, you should not pick up anything that you didn't kill yourself... What's that, Momma? Oh, don't kill anything either.... unless it is a rat or a squirrel-- they're just rats with better clothes... And don't worry about the HoHo man-- he makes allowances for us pups... Hey, look at it this way, bacon...how about if you tell your Mama that you were not bringing her a gift, but helping your papa with the recycling stuff, it needed to be cleaned up, and you knew that your mama could tell your papa what to do next. I think you did a good thing! Just next time, maybe just roll in it first, then bark & bark to let your pawrents knoiw that you found something that needs attention ASAP! BOL! OK, my growlmy said, maybe no roling unless you get permission...hah! That Ho-Ho dude, he knows that you don't know all the rules, yet...so I think he will let you do everything at least once if nobody told you otherwise! I agree with MrJack! I don't think Santy Paws will be holdin' this one against you! You didn't know you was bein' naughty! Oh Bacon, Youse a goo' boy. Youse jus little an learnin stuff. The HOHO, he know that. You jus has to try yer best to be a goo' boy. It gets easier as you get older. I should know--I's 1 1/2 years old. Bacon, does "being good" include having to let your humans put stuff in your ears too? I'm just wondering..... Puff I don't know why your momma wouldn't like such a great gift! BOL! I've pointed out dead birds and mice for momma on our walks, but she just yanks me away and never picks them up to take home. It makes no sense!! Goodness is in the eye of the beholder, I say. I think if you give the Ho Ho Dude a couple of laughs, he'll let you slide. Works for me! Bacon you need to be careful about the really good smelling stuff. That means it is has been dead for a while and can make you very ill,like Fizzy said. So just keep learning and don't do the wrong thing after you've benn told about it and you will be fine. Ho Ho knows you are just learning, so it will be okay. I think you will be just fine with the HoHo...you didn't kill the birdie, just giving it Mama to dipose of... Ummmmm, you guys, I did 2 more naughties last night after this, just to get them out of my systerummms. (sad face) Mama said she will not tattle in my diary, because I am a good boy and I had an acksident and I has a tummy problem. It are not easy learning so many new stuffs. I am glad my Mama understands. I were very excitered because I am just a baby man pup, and a lot of changes have been happening in my life. (perky Bacon face) But today are my #1 Barkday! Mama says Hoho will understand this has been a big year for me. But I should still try REAL HARD TO NOT SHOW HER ANYMORE DEAD STUFFS. She said Bacon, Mama don't like dead stuffs, okay? OKAY!!! (wag, wag, wag, lick, lick, lick, zoom, zoom, zoom, bounce, bounce, bounce.) Bacon are SOOOOO LUCKY I got all you guyses to tell me about the HOHOs and othfur important stuff! Youse guys is the bestest!!! Bacon, you dropped the birdie as soon as your mommy called your name, right? That puts you right at the TOP of the Nice list! I think you're right: she was overwhelmed at the wonderfulness of your gift AND your instant obediences! Mommies sometimes have a funny way of showing their appreciation, but if they jump around and wave their arms it usually means they're really happy! Good dog! Oooooh!! What a find, Bacon! It's the same thing here, the peeps never appreciate a good catch. Happy Happy Barkday, pal! Great thing, you don't have to worry about bringing the wrong gift today (it might be hard to take the day off of giving, cuz you are surely a giver!), on this day all the gifts are for YOU!! Hope your very first barkday is pawtastic and filled with treats and fun! Happy Birthday, Bacon! Have a great dogabration! Oh...and here is some cake,so that your busy Mama can relax... YUM! Woofs and lots of love from MJF! WOW! PAWESOME CAKE!!! WOOOOHOOOOOO! Thanks Mr. Jack! Bacon wuffs it!!! Bacon! You are the man! I caught a bird once, that was maimed but not dead. You should have seen Mommy dance and scream. It was for joy, I jus' know it. She had to get Mama to come out, and believe it or not, that birdie was jus' stunned, not dead, and flew away when Mama went to pick it up. I was so proud. I know your Mommy is proud in her own way. After all, it's like a RITE of Passamages for PUPS! love Izzy Thank you Miss Izzy!!! Mama did say that Ernie G. were about 15 months old when he brought a dead moley guy in from outside and dropped it on the kitchen floor for her. She cried then, too. Papa says some things nevfur change. The ladies nevfur learn to wuff the dead stuff. (shrugs) Bacon, my fur angel bruver onse caught a duck in flight...daddee was SOOOOO mad at him, but he was just duing wat komes naturally to us corn dawgs. What a find you had...mom wud nut let me keep such a treasure either, dough, I'm sure ob dat! |
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October 24th 2010 at 2:56 pm