October 21st 2010 7:38 am
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Mama says she will miss me greatly, but that she cannot hold Baby Bacon back from fulfillering my destiknees.
Bacon The Great are a CIRCUS DOG at heart and a BORN PERFORMERER!
Bacon are a SILLY CLOWN! Bacon are a CONTORTIONIST! Bacon can leap great distances with the greatest of ease! Bacon are sideshow freaky with longest tongue in oonaverse! Bacon are born entertainerer! I has the parents rolling in the aisleses.
Mama says I, The Bacon, are Greatest Show on Earth!
I say, "Mama, Bacon need Ellyfunt."
She says, "Well, maybe if you lets Mama clean your earses like a good boy..."
Boooooo. No Ellyfunt for Bacon. No fair.
Oh well, Papa says we don't has plastic baggies big enuff for ellyfunty pooper scoopers no how.
Today I am very busy while Mama & Papa are gone. They are helping me with my training for great Houdiniweinie Magical Escape from Puppy Pen trick. They got me a new pen with big metal stick, so I cannot simply push it opens if I work real hard. This are going to be Bacon's best escape evfur. I use Bacon's death-defying cunning!
Then this afternoons, I work on another Grand Finale to top last week when I made it snow in Mama's beddybye room using only the simplest of blankies! It were magickull!!! THE AHMAYZING BACON!!!! BACON THE GREAT! THE GREATEST BOY TERRIER CLOWN MAGISHUN DAREDEVILER ON EARTH!!!
Make 'em laff!!! That are what Ernie G. tolded to me in my dream. Smoochie, Smoochie, Ernie G! Bacon sees you!
What a good boy you are, Bacon! Your pawrents must be so excited to watch all your talents blossoming and blooming! I can see you're keeping them in stitches, just like E.G. told you! You must have treats coming out of your ears all the time!!
Why would they need cleaning?
GUD WERK, lil' Bacon guy-pup!!! Keep da peepoles waffin' an' waffin' an' dem feel bedder an' yu ged tu weak haboc!! E'vy pup an' peepoleses winses!!
Bacon agree Hershey! No cleanie!
OMD! Mr. Cakeses! Thank you for visiting me, The Bacon, here.
I are so busy devyzing new plans to make peeepoles laff, it are not evfun funny! OMD!
My new trick are I drink out of Mama's night-night water bottle! I finerly got her trained to let the Bacon make sleepy time with her, and then I trained her to let me drink out of the cap, when she drinks her night-night water from the bottle. And last night, I just moofed right in and use my sooper long bendy tongue and drinks water right outta her bottle. She pretend like she were angry, but I see her smiley face!!! Besides, Bacon need own water bottle anyway. If I are gonna be nice enuff to make night night with her, lease she can do are bring Bacon own bottle of night-night water! Sheesh!
Bacon!! Yu meen tu tell us dat yu du NOD hab a wader bowl in da nite-nite woom???!!! OMD!! How yu make it thru da nite, lil' guy??? (Jus' kiddin' Misses BaconanIzzyMama!!)
I bet makin' that snow was fun!! I sure woulda wuved to help!
GG...boy were it evfur! It were a lot of WORK too! You shoulda been there to help. Maybe we coulda doned 2 blankies if you was there.
Z-Cakeses, Mama been saying she gonna bring bowl up for me on account of she does not like to make sharesies of her water bottle with The Bacon. I think she are embarassed that maybe she give Bacon diseases with her peepole germies or something!
We loveeeeeee ellyfunts !!!!!! Mum has over 200 .... dont ask !!
Ohhhh Bacon... life is NEVER going to be dull is it... and that is a a great gift !
( P.S. ... we used to send another pal apple pies with files and skeleton keys inside them for the purposes of escape..... this can be arranged ........... )
WOOHOO! Go, Houdini Bacon, go!
Bacon, you are so fabulously funny! Whoo-hoo!
Bacon, what a talented guy you are! You are getting your Mama very well trained. Now you have the big bed for nighty-nights and can drink from her water bottle. You are doing all sorts of fun tricks. I can't beieve she still has you in a pen. But I guess it is a good chance for you work work on your escapes. EG is teaching you well.
Good going Bacon man...BOL!Would have loved to see that snow!
Long years ago, growlmy's pawrents first doggy made a humongeous snow storm out of foam rubber! He was so talented...first he climbed a ladder, stole the box on the top of the ladder...don't even ask why my grandpawppy had it there...and then had tons of fun shredding the contents...which of course was foam rubber, meant to cushion clock parts that G-pawppy had to mail back after he repaired it..BOL! ButG-pawppy did NOT BOL...
Now if growlmy had this pup on Dogster....what a diary he would have. He has been ATB since about 1982...age 14.
Hey, Bacon! My pawppy gave growlmy an old laptop...so she can keep up with stuff here, while she is on bedrest for a fewdays,,,for those very gross vein things treatments...just can't send out pics and stuff...or I would have had her find some snow or water bottles fur you!
We all love reading about your 'training', etc. BOL
oh Bacon...you got us all in stitches...and we can't wait to hear what trick you are going to preform next for your pawrents. I bet the snow making was the best though and does sound like lot's of fun doing.
Where do I buy tickets to this great show?
BOL Bacon BOL!!! I used to be wild and crazy in my younger days, ahh, the wonderfur memories. Live it up, buddy - you're doing a great job!
I'm with Riley...when are the tickets available? Can we get ringside tickets?
Please let me know how much two will be.
Me and Momma wants tickets, too!! I coulda helped you with the blankie, Bacon! I'm becoming an expert at shredding socks!
BOL Bakey Boy! Have you tried walking on yur back leggies yet? It arr so funses & the hoomans are MAZED. Plus, yur closer to their foodses-BOL!
When me & Tiger do that, Momma calls us Circus Boys. MAXie doesn't know how-maybe it's a boy pupses thing. If you lern how, we can get a Circus Act togetfur & Barnum & Baileys will pay us! OMD-think of all the meat treats we can buy!
Wow! You made it snow? You are amazing!
Funny, funny Bacon! And Izzy says you got Dad to clean her ears instead of yours! Now you've trained momma to shares the water. You is one smart pup!
You are so talented to make snow out of just a blanket Bacon boy! That one sounds like fun!
I have tried to share some of my mommas drinks before - one time I drank have a cup of coffee and ran around the apartment for 30 whole minutes!!
Bacon....you make momma smile! You are a corn dawg mix, and I'm a corn dawg mix, too....and our pursonalitees are a lot alike......keep up entertaining mom and dad and all your dogster furriends, ok?
Whitley trained her Momma to bring a water bowl upstairs for her when they go night night and to wake up and pick her back up into her very high bed when she gets down at night to get a drink...LOL!!
Making snow sounds like fun!!! Uh oh-- Momma just gave me the "look" and says I have enough circus dog tricks already...