October 8th 2010 10:29 am
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1. BACON WUFFS BOBOS!!! Bacon Really Really Wuffs Bobos!!! Halloweenie Bobos! Christmas time Bobo! Red Bobo, who are missing two ears and a string I eated. I wuff all my toys. But the Bobo are the best. It are long and chewy and makes the best squeaks. Next week Bacon eat more Bobo ears and work on legses. Also beat current record for MOST CONSECUTIVE SQUEAKS. Current record-holder - THE BACON - elebenty billyun and three squeaks!!! Woooohoos! I speshully like to roll on my back and hold Beloved Bobo in my arms and dance like a wiggly worm while squeaking. I call that move, "The Bobo Lambada!"
2. No! It is my Mama's favorite word! I wuff how she say it, too. Like all meany-faced, and growly-voiced. Like, "hi, I'm big bad grinchie Mama, oooh, I'm mean and angries at you," NO! BOL! BOL! OMD! She make Bacon laff so much!!! Funny Mama.
3. I am going to school!!! Well, I am going to make some accompanies for Mama to school, so she can learn how to be a better pack leader to Bacon. I wuff Mama, just the way she are. Maybe at Doggie/Parent school they will teach Mama more better wordeses than NO!
4. I got a new yummy food that are grain-free, sprayed with raw meatses and easily digestamabull, so I can be an Optimal Pooper like the commercial says. Apparently my poopers do not compare favorably with my angel brofur Ernie Georges. His nice neat little packages are legendery around the Sunset Road. Mama says they didn't even smell and were a pleasure to pick up. Cerealously. She sayed that. Bacon are not foolin' you! Dr. Peppercorn also give me some PROBIOTICS (like the Bionic Man - Lee Majors!!!) to put on my foods for a month. Bacon are gonna be a like Six Million Dollar Dog! Woo hoo!
5. I got a new bowl for to Bacon's New Bowl from MacLeod Pack! Look! It are Bacon!put my yummy new food in from my Auntie Bert in Pennysillvainyah!!!
6. Mama entered me in a contest!!! The Bacon!!! Do you wanna vote for me?
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7. I got invited to my furst Halloweenie party for the Memory of Monroe Scotties!!! Mama said my costume were gonna be fried eggeses, but that are too "cerebrals" for the peepoles who don't know my name are Bacon. So we gotta think of really specktackylar idear!
8. Those are not malted milk balls in the nice little pile lying out on the grass in the front yard, and Bacon are NOT to eat them, under any circumnimbularstances. NO! NO! NO!
9. I got special new Peace Pup leash & harness from Dogtor Peppercorn's office. And it tastes really good and it's super big fun times to try to eat it when Mama puts it on me!!
10. According to Mama & Papa, I am the number one, all-time craziest, zoomiest, non-stop ball of FIRES and loonasees, tongue-hanging, full-body wiggling, teeths snapping, paws flailing, hyper-spazztastic Bacon Dog that they has evfur meeted. BOL! You ain't seen nothing yet, peeps. Bacon are just warming up!
I'm not so sure you hold the most consecutive squeaks title, Bacon... I've squeaked toys like elebenty jazillion times in a row or somethin' like that. All I know is that I annoyed my Momma so much one time with my first tennis ball bone toy that she took a big ole needle she was sewing with and punched a hole in the squeaker!! But I was younger, like you are, then. I don't squeak toys as much as I used to. I used to wait until the peeps were busy watching their favorite show or a movie or somthin" and then I'd squeak, squeak, squeak until they would take the toy away and put it on the mantle. So I would go and get another one and it would happen all over again. Sometimes it would look like a parade of Finley toys marching across the mantle!!!!!
We need the right link to vote for you, Bacon... that one didn't work. But we will go find you and vote for you !
Ignore that last part.... your link works. Momma's brain is what isn't working!! BOL!!
On our way over to vote!
I voted for you Bacon! And I voted for the Ernie George too.
How about Izzy? Is she gonna be in?
Hmm, how about being a Bacon, lettuce, tomato samwich? Bol
Hi Zoe! Yep. Mama doesn't have the picfur of me in my football costume cheering for the Vikings at work. But when she gets home she are gonna enter me, too!!!!
I voted fur all the entries I could find...of Bacon and EG. Where is Izzy?
Bacon, You are the biggest hunk of liveliness!
You put me and my JRT energies to shame...BOL!
Hang in there, pawrents! When he gets used to you and all the newness wears off...them his battery may lose some charge!
He is SOOO cute, that we here could eat him up! Afterall, he is The Bacon!!
I boted fur e'vy Beesun ob da Sunset Woad I cood find an' I will nod stop 'til I hab boted fur ALL ob dem!!
OMD! Poor Z-PUP! You must exhaustered! Plus you have to carry that big punkin pie on your head! Smoochie smoochie.
Evfurrydoggie, Mama just used the picfur from my Dogster page, cause evfurrydoggie wanna see Izzy in contest ASAP! So it are there now! BOL! Wooohoooo!
Bacon, Momma says she loves that second picture so much she wishes she could give it 20 paws instead of 5!!!
"The Bobo Lambada" :)):)):)):))
We voted for all you crazy-daisy Beesuns!!!!!
Asher Dasher voted too! I wuf The Bacon!!!
That bowl is so awesome! of course I'll vote for you!
We visited the polls and voted fur all the Bee-Suns!
OMD! Bacon you so funny....BOL! The Bobo Lambada....BOL!
Did da votin'! Da Bacon is sizzlin'! BOL!
We voted for you Bacon!
Yeah Finley used to non-stop squeak a LOT! BOL!
I don't know why mommas like that word "no" so much - it usually isn't that much fun. I prefer words like walk, car ride, pool ball, fetch, bath (OK, I know I am alone on that one) and treatsies!
I voted fur evfurry piccie you entered! E.G. and Izzy, too! I can see you're keeping the household on its toes!
COOL Bacon! We also vote for you to be a bacon lettuce and tomater sandwich!
What is it with mommas and that word "NO"?????
You'd sure be a cute Bacon, Lettuce, and Mater samwich!!
we voted for you and your fursis!!
You are quite a character and made us all laugh today. We don't understand "No" either...it makes no sense! BOL!! When you get your mama trained tell us your secrets cuz we has to work on ours. We voted fur you, Ernie George and Izzy too.