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Ebbers has reeshed a new low pups!

December 31st 2012 6:11 pm
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You all knowes how greedy Ebbers can be when it comes to food & treats but I's tells you she's 'reeshed a new low! Lemme 'splain: Auntie gave us eash a piece of venison-beast meatz that Paw-Paw had brunged us. Well, it jus so happens that little Skeeter also likes venison-beast so Auntie gave him a little piece too. Anywho, bof Ebbers & me ates our piece & little Skeeter was playing wif his. He tossed it up inna airs & den pounced on it. He was in da 'pocess of eating it when Ebbers 'peared outta nowheres! Skeet had da meatz in his mouth & me hears Ebbers say, "GIMME DAT!!! I WANT IT!!!" She grabbed da piece that was hanging out of Skeeter's mouth & janked it out and ate it herself! Little Skeeter did trys to put up a fight & did land a puny kitty punch but it are no use, he are no mash when it comes to Ebbers greed! Tsk, tsk...takin' meatz from a baby....dat are pretty low Ebbers! Doesn't you's feel 'shamed Ebbers?!

Ebby: "Hmmmm....wells...somewhat, but not really! I's wanted dat meatz and I's got it!"

 
Barked by: Coco Rose (Dogster Member)

December 31st 2012 at 6:56 pm

Ebby better hope little Skeeter doesn't grow up to be a BIG BAD kitty like my Simba Blue. Skeeter may be little now but that will change as he grows.
Barked by: Monty (Dogster Member)

December 31st 2012 at 7:19 pm

I agree with Coco Rose. Skeeter might be little now but, later Skeeter could grow up to be a big kitty and then Ebby will have to watch out. I am 50 lbs and the kitties have hurt me before.
Barked by: Ebony Ursula (Dogster Member)

December 31st 2012 at 7:19 pm

Doesn't you's worry bout me Rose, I's can handle da little twerp!
Barked by: Wendy G

December 31st 2012 at 8:23 pm

BOL! Oooops, I meen : Ebby, yu need uze yur manners! (BOLBOLBOL :D)
Barked by: Fizzy (Dogster Member)

December 31st 2012 at 8:34 pm

Awwww...poor Skeet Skeet...but if you snooze, you lose!!
Barked by: MrJackFreckles~SirLick-a-Lot (Dogster Member)

December 31st 2012 at 9:23 pm

Now I know why growlmy always feeds tidbits to my kitty brofurs while she makes me sit and wait behind her...until their share is done...so I appear to have manners, but thats because I am made to exercise them...sigh...I could get a lot more noms if she just let me run free like Ebby...

But growlmy says she feels sad for that venison beast that went into the wrong mouth...Ceeley, maybe you need to teach Skeeter how to defend his noms...or do it fur him!

And BOL t any rate, growlmy can just see it in her minds eye!

Hey! Its Happy New Year's time here, now!!
Happy 2013 all of you!
Barked by: Cathey U

January 1st 2013 at 4:24 am

Bad manners, that lil cat has. Cats is always playin with their foods.
They need to eat it and be done. I say Skeeter didn't Really want that venison beast chunk anyways.
Good job Ebby.
Barked by: Ebony Ursula (Dogster Member)

January 1st 2013 at 11:09 am

Zoe, you a dog after me own heart! I knowed you's unnerstand me!
Barked by: Flicka ~ CGC (Dogster Member)

January 1st 2013 at 2:16 pm

BAD Ebby........

Santa is taking notes already.. better clean you act up.... or
Barked by: Ebony Ursula (Dogster Member)

January 1st 2013 at 2:21 pm

Or whats Flicka? If Santa Paws don'ts gimme no treats...I's jus takes Skeeters! BOL! Oh...I's all bark, Santa...I's TRYS to be good...I's can't promise nuttin'...buts I's try!
Barked by: ✨ Finley ✨ (Dogster Member)

January 2nd 2013 at 1:00 am

Hey, if he wuz playin' wid it, he didn't really want it... it's fair game.

Man if I tried dat wid Maurice or Charlie-- my nose would be stingin'!! Dey both is expert at da smacky-paws!!!
Barked by: ✨ Whitley ✨ (Dogster Member)

January 2nd 2013 at 10:41 pm

Stealing from kitties are great if you can get away with it. Dat's why all da kitties is fed up high around here or in a separate room. :(

 

Ceeley


 

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