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Ebbers stole MY steak!

August 1st 2012 5:54 pm
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Pups I's so upset! I's wanna rat Ebbers out for stealing MY steak! You see, this weekend we was at PawPaw's. Sunday afternoon he fired up his grill and cooked some steaks for he-self, Auntie & even one for us pups. Anywho, he over-cooked one of the steaks and rather than throw it out, he wrapped it up in some foil & told Auntie it was for me & Ebbers to take homes.

Last night, Auntie took the steak outta da fridge box & cut it into 2 strips, one for me & one for Ebbers. She gave Ebbers her piece which Ebbers quickly snatched outta her hands and ate quickly. Then as Auntie leaned down to give me MY steak, Jaws-Ebbers jumped up and snatched it outta her hand! It are quite a scene: Auntie manages to grab on to one end of the steak that was hanging out of Ebbers mouth. She yelled at Ebbers to drop it and kept saying, "Ebby let go!" But Ebbers clamped down on MY steak with her 'toofers and pulled! She had deranged look in her beady eyes that said she was determined to has this steak and noone was gonna take it away from her. As the tug-o-war went on 'tween the two of them, I's on the sideline barking me fool head off! BARK-BARK-BARK-BARK!!!!! Which translate to: "GIVE IT BACK!!! THAT'S MINE! GIVE IT BACK!!!" At one point, Auntie starts to laugh as she continues to try and pull the steak outta Ebbers's mouth. You see, Ebbers had clamped down on my meatz but you's could see the back of her mouth moving. She was sawing at the piece in her mouth with her back teeth! All Auntie was able to get was tiny piece! Ebbers ran off most of MY steak!

I's 'sgested Ebbers be taken out and horse-whipped but Auntie said no! She did feel sorry for me cause I gots no meatz. She let me has a slice of bologne to try and make it up to me. I's gave Ebbers the evil-eye that rest of the night!

Barked by: Cathey U

August 1st 2012 at 6:42 pm

Good job Ebby!

oh, sorry 'bout that steak Ceeley.

You rock Ebby!
Barked by: MrJackFreckles~SirLick-a-Lot (Dogster Member)

August 1st 2012 at 7:41 pm

OMD! What an injustice! I hope you get way more cakes today than Ebby...BOL!

Um...Ebby you rascal!
Barked by: Pepper (Psst - on the left) (Dogster Member)

August 2nd 2012 at 1:44 am

Ask not for forgiveness.
Ask why they think you need it.
~Pepper She Who Snarfs Fast and With Intent~
Barked by: Angel Petey- In Loving Memory (Dogster Member)

August 2nd 2012 at 3:37 am

wow....she must have been hungry, next time you will get 2 pieces!!
Barked by: ✨ Whitley ✨ (Dogster Member)

August 2nd 2012 at 3:46 am

OMD!!! Dat Ebbers are crazy for da foods!
Barked by: Abby - Forever Loved (Dogster Member)

August 2nd 2012 at 7:38 am

Good job, Ebony!
Barked by: Pepper - CGC (Dogster Member)

August 2nd 2012 at 1:33 pm

This entry made the ma laugh. But I am not laughin', Ceeley! The bologna sounds pretty good, tho!
Barked by: Fizzy (Dogster Member)

August 2nd 2012 at 3:14 pm

Momma's trying super hard not to laugh...but poor Ceeley. Not fair! I hope you liked that bologna.
Barked by: Monty (Dogster Member)

August 2nd 2012 at 11:07 pm

So Mom was laughing over that story. We are sorry Ebby stole your steak and that wasn't very nice of her. I can say I am grateful that Missy doesn't do that with me. We have a command that is called "Taking turns." It pretty much means Mommy says "Missy's turn" then after that says "Monty's turn" and if we try to steal the other one's turn or treat we get put in time out and the one who was following the rules gets extra treats. Missy being a slow learner was on a lot of time outs and I got a lot of extra treats.
Barked by: Fritz (Dogster Member)

November 23rd 2012 at 10:13 am

i feel for u

sorry bout your steak!

Barked by: Millie (Dogster Member)

December 23rd 2012 at 4:55 am

We are NOT laughing about you losing your steak but, at the vision of the tug of war with your Auntie ;)
Barked by: Coco Rose (Dogster Member)

December 24th 2012 at 2:42 pm

I got to learn how to do that!!!! On another note, getting bologne instead of steak just isn't right...I certainly wouldn't stand for that.




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