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I's Not Short, I's Just Untall!
The Feud ContinuesMay 8th 2012 11:16 am[ View A Comments (17) ]
That dern neighbor purr!!! That's right pups, my feud with the neighbor's black purr continues. We's jus got dones hurling insults at 'eash other as I barked her back over the fence to her yard. It are all Auntie's fault she keeps coming over heres! Auntie needs to get tough like I's is and stop being so nice to her. Auntie will sometimes feed her and brush her to remove her fleas. She gets upset that the purrs humans don't take better care of her. Well I's not gonna puts up with unnuder purr 'round heres! NO SIR-REE-BOB! Auntie 'grees with me but she's weak and not tough nuff to shoo neighbor purr out so I does her dirty work for her!
BOL BOL!! But seriously, you could send dat purr up I-35 to me, I luv da kitties! Da NERBE ob dat darn naybur kittie! "Stay in yur own yard, yu nastee furball! Weave Ceewey awone!" Take her Whitley! Take her and her kids! Um...I think you have a big trouble/probem, Ceeley! BOL, though! I would be right there barking up a storm with you, maybe using my toothies if trespasser-kitty got too close...and little ones in a few weeks? NO! Troubles in even larger furry mews... I doesn't unnerstand why humans get pups & purrs and not take proper care of them. It are the pups & purrs that end up sufferin'! Peepoles spay & neuter your furs!!!!!! Pups Auntie put a video of me & neighbor purr feuding. It are on me page. Puffy and I watched your video and it doesn't look like your barks are bothering the neighbor's kitty at all - BOL, BOL. Maybe you need to change your tactics - you could try being nice to it by giving it a flea bath with the garden hose - BOL, BOL BOL! Rose you's a genius! Now I's just need to learns how to use that water hose! Ceeley be nice to the purr for a little while. At least until her kittens are weened because, she is going to need all of that food and love to raise her babies. We moved to this house about a year ago and when we moved I guess it came with more cats. Mom and Grandma decided to keep one that they call Winky. (Her name goes with two other cats that are Mom's outdoor kitties. All of their names are after Harry Potter characters. So now she has a Winky, Dobby and Hermione.) Well since Mom said she will be our she took her in and got her fixed and put a fancy new collar and name tag on her. Well there are three feral cats out there too and they are making babies like crazy and Mom has been trying to catch them so she can get them fixed too but, it isn't going well. Mom can't understand why people leave their cats behind when they move. Oh dears, Ceeley, sounds like you are gunna be outnumbered soon! Oh Monty, these neighbors also have a dog who's also had puppies! The woman told Mommy, "We thought the dog was male. Turns out she's female." Idiots! Poor pup is a poodle that lives outside. It's fur is matted and covered in fleas! That purr has some mouth on her. Stand your ground, Ceels. she really liked to call you "Footlong" alot...that darn cat! Petey I's tellin' ya, I's gets no 'rspects round heres! Oh no Ceeley! A purr that gives you no respect??? How can this be... Maybe you need to send her away to a home for unwed kitties till she has those babies. Check the yellow pages there has got to be one somewhere far far away from your yard. Good luck and don't get soft with her or you will have that whole litter to deal with. I just barked my heart out to my neighbor's purr too! I'm totally with you, Ceeley... Those purr are just annoying to us! Woof~ Wyoming she already had her kits'---four of them 'cording to the purr's human! Ugh!!!! Pups just say no to purrs!!!! |
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May 8th 2012 at 1:04 pm