I's Not Short, I's Just Untall!

The Feud Continues

May 8th 2012 11:16 am
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That dern neighbor purr!!! That's right pups, my feud with the neighbor's black purr continues. We's jus got dones hurling insults at 'eash other as I barked her back over the fence to her yard. It are all Auntie's fault she keeps coming over heres! Auntie needs to get tough like I's is and stop being so nice to her. Auntie will sometimes feed her and brush her to remove her fleas. She gets upset that the purrs humans don't take better care of her. Well I's not gonna puts up with unnuder purr 'round heres! NO SIR-REE-BOB! Auntie 'grees with me but she's weak and not tough nuff to shoo neighbor purr out so I does her dirty work for her!

BARK, BARK, BARK, RUFF, BARK, BARK, BARK, RUFF!!!!! MEOW, MEOW, MEOW!!!
Translates to: "Get outta my yard!!!"---"You get outta my face Footlong!"
Ceeley: "I's get outta your face when you get outta my yard!"
Neighbor Purr: "Whatever Footlong! You don't scare me!"
Oh that purr gets on my last nerve pups! To make matters worse, she gots herself 'pegnant and she are now a single mom! Auntie promised she will not encourage her kittens to come over here. We has nuff purrs and we doesn't need mores!

Ceeley: "Listen here purr, you's better not 'spect Auntie to raise you's
kids! How could you get you-self 'pegnant?!"
Neighbor Purr: "Mind your own business Footlong! Besides, those tom-cats
said they loved me, how could I have known they'd run
off! And who are you to talk when you are pregnant
yourself!"
Ceeley: "Wha..What..I's NOT 'pegnant!"
Neighbor Purr: "Oh please! Just look at your belly! You are about to
pop any minute!"
Kittys Tux, Sunshine, Raven & Sweet-Pea: "MOL, MOL, MOL, MOL!!!!
Footlong's not pregnant! She's just got a budda-belly! MOL, MOL, MOL!!!"
Ceeley: "GET OUTTA MY YARD!!!! And the rest of you purrs shut-up!!!"
Neighbor Purr: " Yeah, yeah, I'm going, calm down." And with that said, neighbor purr climbs the fence to her yard "But I'll be back!"

Ceeley: "And I'll be right here waitin' for ya!"

 
Barked by: ❅ Whitley ❅ (Dogster Member)

May 8th 2012 at 1:04 pm

BOL BOL!! But seriously, you could send dat purr up I-35 to me, I luv da kitties!
Barked by: Zaidie (Dogster Member)

May 8th 2012 at 1:56 pm

Da NERBE ob dat darn naybur kittie! "Stay in yur own yard, yu nastee furball! Weave Ceewey awone!"
Barked by: Ceeley (Dogster Member)

May 8th 2012 at 2:58 pm

Take her Whitley! Take her and her kids!
Barked by: MrJackFreckles~SirLick-a-Lot (Dogster Member)

May 8th 2012 at 3:18 pm

Um...I think you have a big trouble/probem, Ceeley!

BOL, though!
I would be right there barking up a storm with you, maybe using my toothies if trespasser-kitty got too close...and little ones in a few weeks? NO! Troubles in even larger furry mews...
Barked by: Ebony Ursula (Dogster Member)

May 8th 2012 at 3:36 pm

I doesn't unnerstand why humans get pups & purrs and not take proper care of them. It are the pups & purrs that end up sufferin'! Peepoles spay & neuter your furs!!!!!!
Barked by: Ceeley (Dogster Member)

May 8th 2012 at 6:43 pm

Pups Auntie put a video of me & neighbor purr feuding. It are on me page.
Barked by: Coco Rose (Dogster Member)

May 8th 2012 at 7:04 pm

Puffy and I watched your video and it doesn't look like your barks are bothering the neighbor's kitty at all - BOL, BOL. Maybe you need to change your tactics - you could try being nice to it by giving it a flea bath with the garden hose - BOL, BOL
Barked by: Ceeley (Dogster Member)

May 8th 2012 at 7:08 pm

BOL! Rose you's a genius! Now I's just need to learns how to use that water hose!
Barked by: Monty (Dogster Member)

May 8th 2012 at 8:51 pm

Ceeley be nice to the purr for a little while. At least until her kittens are weened because, she is going to need all of that food and love to raise her babies.

We moved to this house about a year ago and when we moved I guess it came with more cats. Mom and Grandma decided to keep one that they call Winky. (Her name goes with two other cats that are Mom's outdoor kitties. All of their names are after Harry Potter characters. So now she has a Winky, Dobby and Hermione.) Well since Mom said she will be our she took her in and got her fixed and put a fancy new collar and name tag on her. Well there are three feral cats out there too and they are making babies like crazy and Mom has been trying to catch them so she can get them fixed too but, it isn't going well. Mom can't understand why people leave their cats behind when they move.
Barked by: Pepper - CGC (Dogster Member)

May 8th 2012 at 9:14 pm

Oh dears, Ceeley, sounds like you are gunna be outnumbered soon!
Barked by: Ebony Ursula (Dogster Member)

May 8th 2012 at 11:57 pm

Oh Monty, these neighbors also have a dog who's also had puppies! The woman told Mommy, "We thought the dog was male. Turns out she's female." Idiots! Poor pup is a poodle that lives outside. It's fur is matted and covered in fleas!
Barked by: Riley (Dogster Member)

May 9th 2012 at 5:37 am

That purr has some mouth on her.

Stand your ground, Ceels.
Barked by: Angel Petey- In Loving Memory (Dogster Member)

May 9th 2012 at 9:27 am

she really liked to call you "Footlong" alot...that darn cat!
Barked by: Ceeley (Dogster Member)

May 9th 2012 at 12:06 pm

Petey I's tellin' ya, I's gets no 'rspects round heres!
Barked by: Wyoming 6/21/99-3/6/11 (Dogster Member)

May 10th 2012 at 7:54 am

Oh no Ceeley! A purr that gives you no respect??? How can this be... Maybe you need to send her away to a home for unwed kitties till she has those babies. Check the yellow pages there has got to be one somewhere far far away from your yard. Good luck and don't get soft with her or you will have that whole litter to deal with.
Barked by: Milo (Dogster Member)

May 10th 2012 at 8:52 pm

I just barked my heart out to my neighbor's purr too! I'm totally with you, Ceeley... Those purr are just annoying to us! Woof~
Barked by: Ceeley (Dogster Member)

May 11th 2012 at 9:40 am

Wyoming she already had her kits'---four of them 'cording to the purr's human! Ugh!!!! Pups just say no to purrs!!!!

 

Ceeley


 

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