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I's Not Short, I's Just Untall!
I Got Slapped TodayMarch 19th 2012 5:22 pm[ View A Comments (17) ] Pups I gots slapped 'cross the face this mornings! I's wanted to call the ASPCA to reports the incident but I gots no thumbs so I can't dials the number! That cat, Diamond , better be countin' her blessings that she didn't get hauled off to the pound for this outrage! Oh she claims it was self-defense cause I's got in her face & blocked the bedroom door so she couldn't get out. Well, even if all that is true, I's in the right and she shouldn't have kitty-punched me! Snooty-Purr!!!!
I hear ya Ceeley! Them kitties get me too! Slappin me silly! What's up with that? There should be laws against this!! Dis r a compwete OUTWAGE! Yu called a wawyer yet, Ceewey??? I heered Whitwey r one ob da bestest. Yu kno', hur went tu Harbard Waw Skool! Hur Momma went wif hur tu carry Whitwey's books! BERY heavy :D I eben heered hur duz pwo bono werk fur MEATZ™ Lucian: I's gonna 'vestigate this to see if I's can has Diamond 'rrested! Zaidie: Is you kiddin' me...Whitley?!!! Not a chance...everypup knows she are a cat-lover...traidor! Diamond said she was thinkin' 'bout hiring Whit to represent her if I sued! The nerve! Hmmmm...you's think Finley knows the law? I's seriously thinking 'bout suing Diamond! OMD. I furgetted 'bout Whitwey an' hur wuff ob kitties! Finwey's Momma an' Dadda r wawyers, tu, bud I r pwetty shur dat Finwey teeched dem eberyfing dem kno' :D Gib hur a call!! But Ceeley, a good lawyer is supposed to represent the client no matter if the client is guilty or not. Whitley is too new on the job to be able to specialize therefore, she probably has to take any clients that come her way. I say paw mail her and see if she will take your case Pro Bono. If not pro bono, maybe you can make an arrangement for her to take Diamond as payment - HeHeHe. BOL!!!! Rose you's genius!!!! D-i-a-m-o-n-d!!!! Come here kitty-cat...I's got sumfin' for you's but it are in this here box...go 'head get in the box! Dern it! Snooty purr is too smart and knows it are a trick! Oh, Ceeley, cats can punch?! Deary me, I has never heard such a thing! Thought they was soft and cuddly and adorable. But I's never been close to one just seen 'em from afar. They sees me comin' and runs the other way every time:( Sheesh! I sure am glad I don't have a kitty!! OOOHHHH yes Pepper! Cats can punch, slap & bite! Mommy said she fears an angry cat more than a dog! You see, all purrs carry little lethal switch-blades in they's paws for 'pawtection! Hmmm... dis are a pickle... bein' on the receivin' end of unprovoked swats by Maurice, I feels your pain, Ceeley-- literally. But I don't know if suin' is the best course of action... that would cost $$$ that could buy treats and toys!! I find a quick snappety snarl back at the offender serves as a future deterrent to swipes... that and I tries to stay outta da way of those daggers o' doom! Maybe you's can get your Auntie to trim Diamond's clawses??? Dat's whut happens to Mo cat when he gets swipey.... And they cvan do those nasty bunny kicks in the belly...I know, I have felt that...not nice...Minko did that to me a long time ago. But that Pipo, he slaps me around like one of his mouse toys, for no reason. I think I need a lawyer, too! Maybe we need to have a class action suit. Oh, and while Whitley might be willin' to take Diamond as payment, her momma has a soft spot for a kitty named Charlie. Seems a few years ago, the college students who wuz his owner moved out and left Charlie behind. Whit's Momma has plans to adopt Charlie if he checks out health-wise ( cuz we already gots cats we's gotta be sure he isn't feline leukemia postive)... right now she is feeding him Fancy Feast (aka Kitty Crack) and he is hanging around their apt. more and more.... Hey pupses, you can all send me your kitties as payment and I will be representin' you against all da purrs. BOL BOL! Ignore all dat conflict of interests junk - dat are silly ethics anyways. Ceeley, yer kitty on'y slap er punch you. Wow, you gots lucky. My kitty, Novi, he JUMP ON ME, when I's not lookin. He's sneeky. The other one, she jus' run 'way--now that's what a kitty's s'posed to do when a doggy is coming. Im glad I don't have a kitty either, that kitty better watch out!!! What's with you pups and letting these kitties take over YOUR house! I've only been at my house a few months and that darn cat(Dee Dee) has been here million or zillion years. Well I put her in her place the first day. That cat wont even come thru the pet door anymore! Momma has to block us off from her and she stays in the front of the house. That cat is not allowed in dog territory anymore! Momma feels bad for her, but not me. The other Morris pack members let her get to lazy in our house before I came but NO MORE! I can get rid of any cat for you, no lawyer needed!BOL Woof Woof, Petey Oh and Ceeley what's with your momma naming all these cats, sweet names, like Sunshine, Sweet-Pea, Diamond! They are not sweet at all..what about..."What Momma? I cant call them those names?"...well you get the picture! Woof Woof, Petey |
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March 19th 2012 at 5:25 pm