I's Not Short, I's Just Untall!

ALPHA-ER

February 24th 2012 8:21 pm
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I's so 'escited pups! Auntie has 'ficially giving me a job 'pawmotion! I's the 'ficial 'truder shoo-er 'round here. Ebbers just isn't cuttin' it no mores! You see, ever since Wrinkles went away to the Rainbow Bridge, Ebby has just become so laid back. Oh she still a alpha dog like I's (once a alpha...always a alpha)is but she not as tough as befores. Lucky for Auntie, I's a alpha too! AND 'cording to the snooty purrs 'round here, I's even 'alpha-er' than Ebbers! Well, the word they uses to 'scibe me is 'a-noying' but I's take that to means 'ALPHA-ER!

Anywho, as some of you's pups may know, there are a black purr that lives next door to us. This purr loves my Auntie and everytime she sees Auntie out in the yard the purr climbs the fence into our yard! Oh the nerve! It are all Auntie's fault really. You see, my Auntie is a softly when it comes to animals. She's weak...WEAK I's tell you! Instead of shooing the 'truder away, she talks nice to it & sometimes gives it treats! Well I won't stand for it and I will bark my fool head off till this cat gets the point and finally climbs back over to her yard. I's so good at this that Auntie has given me a special 'signment. Whenever Auntie wants this purr outta our yard she says "Ceeley, you're shooing services are needed outside please!" That are my cue to 'let my alpha out'!!! I doesn't mind doing Auntie's dirty work...fact is I lives for it! BOL! Neighbor purr says I's 'a royal pain in her furry butt!' I takes that as a 'compament!

 
Barked by: MrJackFreckles~SirLick-a-Lot (Dogster Member)

February 24th 2012 at 8:35 pm

BOL, Ceeley! You do take your woofing and pawsome job seriously!
Barked by: Lulu G

February 24th 2012 at 8:43 pm

Oh I does Jack! I sures does!
Barked by: Ceeley (Dogster Member)

February 24th 2012 at 8:44 pm

Dern it! Auntie that was MY comment above...good typist are hard to find!
Barked by: Monty (Dogster Member)

February 24th 2012 at 10:53 pm

Ceeley it sounds like you take your job seriously. Yet I have to wonder if that the neighbor's purr is coming over to get loving from you Auntie because, he doesn't get enough at home. If that is the case you should be nice and let the neighbor's purr stay at your place with no barking until your Auntie gives you the signal because, all purrs and woofs need love you know.

I only get upset if a raccoon or squirrel is in the yard because, the raccoon can hurt Grandma's dogs and the squirrels just make me uneasy. Other then that I don't bark at other four leggers.
Barked by: Puff (Dogster Member)

February 24th 2012 at 11:02 pm

Congratulations on your promotion Ceeley. It's a very important position and I know you will do very well in it.
Barked by: ❀ Whitley ❀ (Dogster Member)

February 25th 2012 at 12:42 am

OMD! You's got a purr who visits you? You're so lucky, you know how I luvs purrs!
Barked by: Zoe (Dogster Member)

February 25th 2012 at 5:18 am

What a great gig! You is little but mighty little! Bark on Grrl!

Congrats on your Diary Pick today!
Barked by: Pennie (Dogster Member)

February 25th 2012 at 6:03 am

Those cats will only take more and more liberties -- they do not understand nor respect the dog marked borders of Suburbia or anywhere else. Although I don't understand how two Alphas can live together, I heartily encourage you to Alpha-Up and Shoo that cat away!
Pennie
Barked by: Fizzy (Dogster Member)

February 25th 2012 at 7:01 am

Wow, congratulations on your promotion, Ceeley!!
Barked by: Ceeley (Dogster Member)

February 25th 2012 at 8:22 am

Oh Monty...yap,yap,yap,yap,yap...mos' what you barked went in one floppy ear & out the utter. Sorry pal!

And Whitley...oh Whitley...you's HOPELESS! You's needs to git you-self some helps!

Pennie...now you 'unnerstands me! There's rules here that must be 'e-forced & it are my job to see they's is!

Puff, Zoe & Fizzy...I thank all you's!
Barked by: MrJackFreckles~SirLick-a-Lot (Dogster Member)

February 25th 2012 at 9:01 am

Woof-woof!
Bark-Bark!
Woo-Hoo!
Congrats on being a DDP today, Ceeley!
Have fun with your kitties...BOL!

 

Ceeley


 

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