October 12th 2011 1:07 pm
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As mos' of you's knows, Ebbers is the Goody-Four-Paws in this pack. I's, on the other paw, are the 'black-dog' of the family (meaning I's the rebellious fur-child that always seems to get into troubles.) Well, ole' Goody-Four-Paws wasn't so goods this past Sunday out at Paw-Paw's! She was a Baddy-Four-Paws (also known as a Ceeley~Auntie's words) and got herselfs in troubles...tee, hee, hee!
It all beguns when we went out for our walk. Me, Ebbers & Jasper (aka Goose) was all trottin' along when suddenly Ebbers spots sumfin' out in the open field. She runs over to 'vestigate. It are a small 'dillo. Auntie yells, "Ebony get over here NOW!!!" At first, Ebbers 'nores Auntie's order & continues to wrestle with the 'dillo. Auntie yells at her again & this times, Miss Goody-Fours-Paws reluctantly listens. We continued on our walk, but as soon a Auntie's back was turned, Ebbers runs back to the dillo. This time no matter how much Auntie yells, Ebbers don't listen. In fact, she starts barking frantically, "Ceel, Goose come helps!!!!!" So Jasper and me joins in the fight! All the while Auntie is beside herself yelling & screaming at us ~ "STOP IT! LEAVE IT! EBONY, CEELEY, JASPER GET YOUR BUTTS OVER HERE NOW!!!!!!!" She runs over to us and her demon voice comes out. "NOOOO!!! I SAID STOP IT!!! LEAVE IT ALONE!!!" Jasper & me backs off but Ebbers is in a frenzy, barking and lunging at the 'dillo. At one point the 'dillo stands on its hind legs & makes snorting sounds (looked like it was boxing). This makes Ebbers madder! The 'dillo turns & runs towards its hole & Ebbers is 'bout to go after it but Auntie goes Caesar Millan on Ebbers & pins her to the ground by neck (ps~I did not hurt her.) "WHEN I TELL YOU TO STOP, YOU STOP!!!" Jasper got scared & took off down the road towards the house to tell Paw-Paw Auntie yelled at him! I's followed Jasper's lead to took off towards the house too!
Ebbers trails behind me with her tail 'tween her legs. She keeps looking at Auntie with pouty sad, puppy-eyes but Auntie still mad. "Keep walking! I'm mad at you! You've all been very bad dogs! Especially YOU!" Ebbers lowers her head & makes for the house.
When we's 'reash the house, Ebbers goes to the living room puts her face on the floors. She has a sad, pouty face and gives everyones her mos' pitiful sad puppy-eyes. "What's wrong with Ursula?" Paw-Paw asked. "Oh she pouting cause I yelled at her. She and her partners in crime ganged up on a little armadillo that wasn't bothering anyone. Bullies!" Auntie tell Paw-Paw. Paw-Paw starts laughing. BOL...well, well...Miss Perfect not so perfect after all!
Hmmm, don't know nuthin about 'dillos. Are they dangerous? Do they smell good? Sounds kinda fun to play with one!
I would prolly do the same as Ebbers...since I do that to snakes that I find here, and any bigger stuff that I think I need to 'get'...
Nevfur have seen or sniffed a dillo, though. Can they hurt a pup?
You gals pickin' on dillos?? Naughty, naughty!!
Can I comes down there and helps ya next time????
Sounds like y'all had some fun with that dillo! BOL BOL!
well at least it wasn't you Ceeley in trouble, I bet Ebbers won't chase a dillo again..or not! BOl
Don't ya just hate when the peeps won't let you play with a critter YOU found? I think Ebbers was just making that dillo her own. I know my hearing would always shut down when I found me a critter to play with. I bet if Ebbers finds another she will temporarily go deaf too. BOL
Pooooooorrrrrrrr "dillo !!
WHOA! I dunno what I'd do if I saw a dillo! Momma showed me a picture of one, and they look WEIRD!!! Tell Ebbers to not worry, her Momma sure does love her lots. And she loves you lots, too, Ceeley!!
First of all I have never seen a dillo in person. You guys are so lucky, I would love to just smell it and walk away.
Next thing, I totally feel for you being the black sheep and all of my house. Mr. Perfect Monty who can do no wrong but, when he does gives the saddest face ever to get out of it. It must be a shar pei thing because, he holds his ears a certain way and lays on the ground so his face looks all squishy and everyone goes "Aww I forgive you Montster Man." and everything is alright. If I do the same thing he did and try that face I don't get an aww or anything. I get a "Litte Miss Mischief you should know better. No sad eyeing your way out of this one." I think I should I get a lawyer or a counselor....thankfully Mommy isn't as bad as Daddy. I am going to sue Daddy one day over it though.
Missy I's can honestly say I's paid me dues! When Rinky was alive, I'S the 'black dog' of the family! (And not jus cause of me color either!) Rinky was so gentle-natured and sweet she never gots in trouble but I's did! But now that she's not here I's 'mushsured' and left mos' of me naughty ways behind. But I's still got some devil-dog in me! BOL!
Oh Ebony-you GOTSTA lissen to mama. Is a rule. BUT, is nice to see youse not perfek alla times.
The big question is...what would you have done with the Armadillo had you caught it? Is it eatable? Doesn't it have in a very hard shell? Does it bite?
I's prolly used it as a toy for a whiles & bossed it 'round then let it goes!
wow..pawpaws place is like africa, full of wild beasts!
i am surprised the 'dillo stood up and boxed (though i had a skunk do that once when mommy played the pica 'dillo' penny flute to scare him away BOL!!)
when lola chased an armadillo one time in florida it rolled up into a leather ball!
sorry you got hand bit ebby..hope you listen quicker next time!
good call just running for home, Ceeley!