August 22nd 2011 8:57 pm
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Ebbers & me had our first major fight. It are over a cheese crumb that falled to the floors. Lemme tell you's how it all beguns:
Well Auntie was in the 'kishen cookin. Ebbers, as usual was right there at her feet in case anything fell. I's was in the living room on my bed napping. Anywho, I woked up & was on my way to get me-self a drink of waters and that's when I sawed it! There in the 'kishen was Ebbers...staring up at 'sumtin with her beady-eyes big as saucers, her head cocked & with that big goofy grin of hers. I looks up to see what she staring at and that's when I's sees it....a scrumptious golden cheese nugget coming straight down! The rest was like in slow motions.
I's lung me-self like a spring in the air (us doxie's are great at this!) and snatch that crumb away from Ebbers! After that all hell broke loose! Don't know who struck first but we was at it! Oh ya'lls shoulda heard the growls & baring of teeth!
Then suddenly we hears this frightening, deep demon voice say, "NOOOOOO!!!" It came from Auntie as she slams her foot between us to breaks us up. Scared Ebbers & me half to death! Ebbers 'mediately cowers to floor & lowers head. I rolls on me back in 'smission. I's so scared I pees on me-self a little bit. For several seconds Auntie says nothing as she stares us down. Ebbers & me's just stay as we's is. We keep our eyes down & dare not look at her. After what seemed like forevers, Auntie's demon voice goes away & her normal voice returns. "Okay girls, I'll have no more of that nonsense. It's okay, ya'll can get up now." she said. She check us out to make sure we didn't have any bites or blood. Neither of us did. Ebbers was poutin'. She had this sad, pouty face as she whined, "That was my crumb. I had my beady-eye on it first and Ceel came & stealed it from me." Auntie felt sorry for her and gave us both another piece of cheese.
A WORD FROM AUNTIE: I had to show these two little ones who the pack leader is!
Oh, girlses, all over a piece of cheezes?! Auntie was right to scolds yous!
Yes, a measley little crumb not fit for even a mouse! Can you believe it. Auntie
But it are MY crumb!
No blood?? That ain't a major fight then - BOL!
Ceeley, you're supposed to let Ebby have the crumb and then give Auntie the saddest eyes possible because then she will feel really sorry for you and give you a bigger piece than what Ebby had - that's what I do so I know it works.
Yeah, me and Whit keep at it until we is physically separated-- and then the other tries to get another hold, like the one up in the air is a pinata or sumthin'-- that wuz just a minor kerfluffle is all that wuz!!
Well, at least by terrier standards...
Heck, once we got into it over who wuz gonna get out the back door first, and so my Momma picked us up ( we wuz attached to each other, if ya gets the picture) and tossed us into the swimmin' hole out back.
That cooled our jets...
I kinda think Whitley liked it. But me, well, no more fights over the back door.... for a while, anyway... BOL!!
Food, especially yummy food like cheese is a big deal... I would fight for it too! Just that you auntie is very fair. You two gals have got a piece at eh end, rigtht? BOL!
fighting over food is not good, you know that Auntie will give you both something and not leave one out. Make up and give each other kisses!!
Me's and Scooter has had some bad fights...we get "locked" onto each other and mom thinks I'm unfair to Scooter cause I jumps on his back and mommas says that unfair to Scooter cause of his surgery before and stuff! I always steal Scooters chew thing, but normally we dont fight over that..normally we fight over our momma! Be nice girls!
Woof Woof, Buddy
Ceel's, sometimes the best of friends fight. I'm sure that you both have made up and forgotten all about it.
Mama say if Auntie would jus' feed those poor starving lil waifs then they woulnant has to fight for crumbs. BOL, BOL
WELL DONE MUM !!!!!!!!!!!!
Perfect action.. perfect outcome..... !!!
I'd TOTALLY beat someone up for a piece of cheese!!!! Don't you know that cheese is the food of the gods!!! I MISS CHEESE!!!
BOL, Fizzy!!! See mommy, Fizzy 'unnerstands!
That's right Fizz! And I's wons! I's got the cheese!
I have played at that naughty game with my cousin Murphy at his den mind you...food is where I tend to furget manners...good thing your Auntie did the 'stop it in its tracks' thing...
Though it is hard to control what happens when things fall on the floor...
Monty and I never fight over food. When we were babies Mommy and Daddy would give us something and while we were eating put their hands in our mouths and take it away from us just so we learned not to growl or bite over food. We know that if Mommy or Daddy drop something and one of us gets it then they will "drop" another something for the other one to be fair.
Now we have been beat up by Grandma's smaller dogs and when that happens we don't fight back but, Grandma's dogs have to be pulled off of us and they always leave a mark. I take longer to heal then Monty does which bites because that means I am getting my face cleaned for three weeks as opposed to Monty who only needs to get his face cleaned for three days. I don't know how those pei's heal so quickly but, I am jealous of that little feature.