August 15th 2011 7:49 pm
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Pups we's gots us a 'sichy-ation here that I's wanna bring to everypup's 'tention! Many of you's is pals with my friend Whitley . Wells, as you knows she is in love with a purr named Maurice who beats her & takes 'vantage of her! Well I's for one is not gonna sit 'round and not bark 'sumtin 'bout it!
Ebbers told me to stay out of it. She said if Whitley is in luv with a purr that was her 'biness & I should keep my sniffer out of it. Well no-siree-bob...I's gonna stick my sniffer in this till Whitley comes to her senses!
It are bad 'nuff that she's in luv with a cat, but to find out Maurice kitty-punches her & takes 'vantage of her...well I's not gonna just sit 'round & not say 'sumtin!!!
Whitley you's in a 'busive relationship AND YOU'S IN DENIAL!
In her diary, there's a even a 'pitcher of them two after Maurice got done smacking her 'round...can you pups believe it?! (She's in so much denial she 'prolly thinks she deserved it!)...AND as if this wasn't 'nuff, Maurice eats her kibble & tries to take over her bed and all the while Whitley walks 'round swooning over him thinking he does this cause he loves her! WAKES UP WHITLEY AND GET YOURSELF SOME HELPS!!!!
Oh noes - is this the part where I admit Lucy Kitteh swats our hinney ends when we are out on our WALKS! Yep - she does drive by swatting and stealth cat streaking past us and ambush jump attacks.
We still luvs her though.
Course all that happens OUTSIDE - we dogs RULE the HOUSE. BOL
Is this one o' those infurvention thingies? That Maurice does look like he has sum anger management issues!
We don't have a kitty here, but my neighbor does and she hisses at me when she escapes from their house and camps out on our side porch. I don't like her very much. Tell us what to do to help, Ceeley!!
I love my kitties but, they don't love me the same way I love them. I try to love on them and kiss them and they smack me in the nose. I can look past that though because, I know they don't understand me.
I guess I empathize with Whitley because I am in a similar situation.
But I luv him!!! And sometimes he is sweet, like when we share the back of the couch. Or when I get to lick out his Fancy Feast bowl. He's not all bad, you just don't know the REAL him Ceeley! The real him who really likes me.
And I don't let him 'buse me too much. Like he tried to get to close to my stinky chewie, and let's just say that cat wound up with some missing furs.
cats are very sneaky, just be careful Whit!!
Whitley, don't you take no flack from that cat!
I thinks Pepper has the 'slution to this problem. Maurice needs to go to anger management counciling & you needs to go to a battered-dog's kennel. Is there sush a thing for pups?
(Ceeley shakes her head at Whitley) You's in sush denial! 'Corse he's gonna be sweet to ya when he wants sumtin! You suffers from battered-dog syndrome & you needs to get youself some helps!!!
But he's knocked down doggie treats for me before. You tell me that's not a sweetie kitty luv!
(Rolls eyes) You's a hopeless case!!!
So true, Ceeley!! The next thing ya know, Eminem is gonna be callin' her up to sing a song with him or sumthin'!!!!
She needs to give that sassy cat a bark bark like I duz when he gets out the smacky paws!!
You's a dog, Whitley-- a terrier!! Start actin' like it!!
(Ceeley is beside herself with indignation as she tries to get thru to Whitley!) WHITLEY I KNOW YOU'S A PLATINUM BLONDE & THIS MAY BE WHY YOU'S NOT THINKIN' SMART BUT PLEASE TRY!!!! 'Course he lets you lick out his Fancy Feast bowl...you's washing it out for him...DUH!!! Think of you's future...what if you has puppy-cats with him...(oh the horror) what kinda 'esample is you's setting for them letting Maurice bully you 'round like that!
Ceeley, sorrys you got the indigestions, I'd suggest not eating whatever you ate again. But I don't know what that's gotta do with anythign anyways. Also I can't be setting no bad or good example for nothings since da apartment place says only two petses for an apartment, so it's just me and him. And both of us have been fixded whatever that means.
And Finn, I think my little high-pitched howls would sound pretty nice with Eminem's rapping. Don't you guys think so? We could have a song called Just Gonna Stand There And Watch You Bark and I could do the barking!
♪ Just gonna stand there and watch me bark,
That's alright because I like the way it smarts...
Just gonna stand there and hear me whine
That's alright because I luv that kitty of mine
Luv that kitty of mine...♫
BOL Finley!!!! Oh...Whitley...we's can't helps you if you's don'ts helps youselfs.
Whitley I too have a kitty brother that tried to smack me but he leaves me alone most of the time now because I went after him once and he knows he can play with me but I won't take any of the smacky stuff. I suggest you go after Maurice one time and he will show a new respect for you. The abuse cycle has to be broken or eles it will continue.
If you need a safe house you are welcome here.
Hmmm I have 2 kitty brofurs...and some angel ones too...but only the one has a regularly used smacky paw...andf the other one tries to groom me...but I won't spoil it too much by saying that I groom him back, BOL!
But, that being said, we *nevfur* share our sleeping places! BOL!