November 27th 2012 5:53 pm
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Mama came home from work last night and said, "What's that stinky smell?"

Poor Mama and her inferior nose.

She said it smelled 'off'. She said it wasn't strong but it wasn't weak.

She looked for accidents all over the floors with a flashlight. She sniffed and sniffed and sniffed. She said it was hard because she was in a hospital all day long and it had big smelly stinkies.

I kept quiet. Though I knew. And Frank and Joey didn't give me away.

Mama was on the floor fluffing alpaca fiber. It was neat! I sniffed it. Then she sniffed my head. EEEEEWWWWWWWWW! My head smelled like POOP! Like POOP!!!

Then she crawled in my crate and sniffed my beds. She STILL couldn't find the source!

Poor Mama and her inferior nose.

She cleaned my head with dish soap and lotsa water. But it still stunk.

And we moved on.

Daddy came home this morning and he has a SUPERIOR NOSE! MY DADDY HAS A SUPERIOR NOSE! He found the stinky in my BIG BIG CRATE!

I was a little embarrased. I had to poop while I was crated furEVER. So I pooped. Then I felt bad and had to clean it up. But I didn't have paper towels or poopie bags. So I ate it. Then I felt sick. So I threw it up. Then I had to clean THAT..... and around and around.

Even if Mama's nose is inferior I still cleaned it up real good!!!! Good me! And Daddy's my favorite anyway, of course he has a SUPERIOR nose!

Today all my bedding was washed, my crate dismembered and pressure washed and remembered, and ALL THREE DOGS GOT BATHS!!! And Mama washed EVERY CENTIMETER OF MY FACE! Daddy said she could do it since he's my favorite.

Now I smell good and and my crate smells good and I am HAPPY!!!! I didn't like smelling like poopoo, but what else could I do? I'm a tidy boy!

Barked by: Flicka ~ CGC (Dogster Member)

November 27th 2012 at 7:35 pm

You are a GOOD Boy Sweetheart... a GOOD boy...

Hugsssssssssssssssssssssssss

Barked by: Petey (Dogster Member)

November 28th 2012 at 3:01 am

aww...you had to go, and now you are all better and smelling nice

Barked by: Zoe (Dogster Member)

November 28th 2012 at 3:50 am

Sounds like you were just tryin to tidy up for your pawrents.

Sorry 'bout the bath.

Barked by: Zaidie (Dogster Member)

November 28th 2012 at 5:04 am

'Wound here, Momma habs da supewior nose. Dadda r wike,"Whut smell? I smell nuffin." An' also,"Whut noize? I heer nuffin." OY BEY :D

Gud werk cweenin' up, Buddha, bud, yeah, sowwy 'bout da baff.