April 13th 2012 4:06 pm
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Whoopsie! I got too big for my britches! I tried to tell Daddy last night that I was HIS boss.
No, no, that's not right!
I was sleeping and had a GREAT spot on the bed when he let Frank out at 2am. When he came back he tried to scoot me, as he ALWAYS does, and I said, "OH NO, LITTLE PIGGY!! I'M THE MAN! I'M THE BOSS! DON'T YOU MESS WITH ME, LITTLE PIGGY!!!"
It woke Mama out of a dead sleep! Mama and Daddy were NOT pleased. AT ALL.
I got lured to my crate with duck. I think my bed privileges have been revoked. Daddy hurt his back from jumping away from me and hitting his nightstand.
Mama was SHOCKED when she realized Frank wasn't in the picture! She thought I was going after him! NOPE! GOIN' AFTER DADA!
Again, bad idea. Whoopsie.
Now it's a new ball game. I used to run this ship. Mama and Daddy were putty in my hands. Now? Looks like I'm the putty. Mama and Daddy say it's really THEIR fault that happened. WHEW! Nothin' like blaming to relieve myself of guilt!!! Thanks, guys!!
I was sitting with Mama on the couch and Daddy came to sit down. I almost LEAPT over. Makin' room for you, boss!!!
Sounds like there will be more discipline and less bed sleeps for me. Good thing my TWO crates are crammed with soft beds! And there are most than that scattered around the house!
I can't do that again! No messin' up! Mama and Daddy have said we ALL need to behave and know who is boss! I guess it ain't me!
I think I can live with that. Whoopsie!!!
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At least no teeth made contact with skin and no blood was tasted. Maybe you were startled (trying to give you an excuse). Go give your daddy a big sloppy kiss and tell him you're sorry. I hope his back fell better soon.
Hoping lesson learned... and with some reinforcement all should be well at the Casa shortly.
I think its a thing some try... MY surprise was it wasnt Flicka ... it was Lucas.. the soft happy waggerly one. He did it ONCE.... He got a rapid mind reset and some re education... its never happened again.
Just to say though... I DO think it was my fault at the time( we are talking 4 years ago).. I DO think I startled him... that said.. the reaction couldnt be allowed just as you have said.
All WILL be well.... just a whoopsie....
Well, we all makes mistakes.
The trick is to let them THINK they are the boss because when you let them know they aren't, the humans get upset over it. I don't always like to move when I'm napping either, but the humans usually ask me nicely to move, and then they thank me for moving. You have to love the humans who are polite to a dog, and so I usually give them their spot. It keeps my burgers coming.LOL
Hmm...I should learn from that. I do think I am the boss of the house and I just better be careful to never show them that, lest I lose my status. BOL.