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Exciting Day for the Mayor!

May 6th 2013 8:56 am
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Yesterday was my inauguration as Mayor of Dogville. The weather was perfect as was the setting. It was quite a day. The crowds were huge. I finally strutted my stuff on stage after they got the hat and official sash in place. After all the pictures and congratulations I took a stroll through the crowd and greeted as may pups as I could. All showed me the respect that was due my office as the masses would part to let me pass. Not a squirrel or kitty in sight. Once we concluded the festivities I had some treats and a big drink of ice water. I finished marking my territory and we headed for home. Took a long nap and then paraded through the neighborhood on our evening stroll. I will be heading into the office soon to begin implementing my agenda. Thanks to all for your votes and support. Without you I would never have been elected!

Barked by: Demon Flash Bandit (Dogster Member)

May 6th 2013 at 9:04 am

Conpawtulations on your honor!!!!
Barked by: Wendy G

May 6th 2013 at 11:40 am

Whooz da Mayor ob Dogbille? HAMMY! HAMMY!

Whu r geddin' wid ob ALL da kitties an' skwerls an' settin' up MEATZ™ stayshuns an' fureber-full water bowls on ebery ten feetz on ebery stweet in ebery town an' city in da werld??? HAMMY!! Ooops, I meen Yur Honur!! Now ged tu werk, Mistur Mayor :D BOL!
Barked by: Fizzy (Dogster Member)

May 6th 2013 at 1:21 pm

Congrats, Hammy!!
Barked by: ✨ Finley ✨ (Dogster Member)

May 6th 2013 at 1:48 pm

Congrats, Hammy!! Sounds like a wunderfur day!!
Barked by: MrJackFreckles~SirLick-a-Lot (Dogster Member)

May 6th 2013 at 9:34 pm

Yippee! Doggy town will nevfur be the same, now that you are its able-woofed mayor!

Barked by: Van Winkle (Dogster Member)

May 6th 2013 at 10:18 pm

Condogumatayshuns Yer Honor!!
Barked by: ✨ Whitley ✨ (Dogster Member)

May 6th 2013 at 10:39 pm



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