The Hammer Report

The Mayor of Dogville!

May 3rd 2013 5:59 am
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Woo Hoo! It is official. It was announced at 7:20 AM this morning. I, Hamish McDuff, have been elected the Mayor of Dogville! Thank you all fur your help with getting out the vote. They say it was close and I won by a hair, BOL. My installation will be this Sunday at the 11th Annual WMGK Dog Walk at Green Lane Park in Montgomery County, PA. If your from around these parts, I'd love to meet you in the fur. I will get a sash and a top hat with the ears cut out. Can't smash down my cute Scottie ears. I have to finish my speech and work on my priorities as Mayor. Let's see there's the Meatz truck and a Cheese truck, and the water fountain bowl attachments at pup levels. More open space with trees and bushes fur smelling and "Privacy Please". More outdoor tables fur us to join our peeps at restaurants. Some anti-squirrel legislation and maybe we should tackle the stinky skunk issue. Well pals what else should I hope to accomplish during my term as Mayor?

 
Barked by: Zoe (Dogster Member)

May 3rd 2013 at 6:37 am

WOO HOO HAMMY!

You are toadally gonna RAWK bein Mayor!
Barked by: Hamish McDuff (Dogster Member)

May 3rd 2013 at 6:42 am

Thanks Zoe I couldn't have done it without all my pals pouring on the votes. You pups and peeps rock!
Barked by: Abby - Forever Loved (Dogster Member)

May 3rd 2013 at 6:45 am

Wow, how totally pawsome is that! So proud of you! Do we have to call you "your worship" now? Will there be free treats for all at your installation ceremony?
Barked by: Zaidie (Dogster Member)

May 3rd 2013 at 8:39 am

OH EM DEE!!!! ConDOGumatayshuns, Hammy!! Yu r gonna hab BIG FUN, my fwiend!

How 'bout a kitty wule or 10??? "I heerby decware dat no kitties r 'llowed out on da stweets 'tween da hours ob...NEBER :D BOL :D
Barked by: ☕ Finley ☕ (Dogster Member)

May 3rd 2013 at 8:44 am

YAYYYYYYYY!! I's so glad I got my Westie friends to vote for you over on my email group!! Yippee!!! Dey couldn't have gotten a better lookin' mayor...

Whitley would probably want Pool Ball to become an official Olympic sport or sumthin', but I don't think a mayor can do that....

Gotta run and go tell the Westies that you got Mayor of Dogville!!!!
Barked by: Hershey (Dogster Member)

May 3rd 2013 at 8:47 am

Condogulations, Your Honor!! Or is it Your Mayorship? Your initiatives are furrific! I think we need a doggie mayor here as well. How about making it legal fur all doggies (not just service doggies) to ride public transit and go into stores with their pawrents?
Barked by: Hamish McDuff (Dogster Member)

May 3rd 2013 at 10:22 am

Your Honor will be just fine, thank you. I think you have some great suggestions. I will add them to the agenda.
The installation is at 12:30 on the band stand. Free treats fur all! Come on down! Not too sure about the hat but Mum and Duncan's first mom (who is back by the way)ordered me a tuxedo fur overnight delivery. So I will certainly look the part.
Whitley, I don't think mayors have the power over Olympic Sports but I'll certainly look into it.
Zaidie, I think a Kitty rule would work if they are just not allowed out when you, Duncan or I am out and about. After all there were some kitty's also voting to elect me. We must be tolerant. Sound like a politician already!
Again thanks to every one!
Barked by: MrJackFreckles~SirLick-a-Lot (Dogster Member)

May 3rd 2013 at 10:28 am

BOL about your kitty thoughts, Hammy...um I mean Your Honor!

Congrats and whoopee and yippee and hooray!
You are going to be the best Mayor evfur!
Barked by: Zaidie (Dogster Member)

May 3rd 2013 at 10:35 am

*mutters* Cwap...

Ooops, I meen, whuteber yu sez, Mistur Mayor...Um, Sir Hammy?...Yur Honur?...Yur Wordship?
Barked by: Zaidie (Dogster Member)

May 3rd 2013 at 10:36 am

Heck, I cooda woaned yu *my* tuxedo, Hammy, bud a mayor weally needs tu hab hims own!

An' YAY fur Duncan's furst Mom bein' back wif hur fambly ♥
Barked by: Zoe (Dogster Member)

May 3rd 2013 at 10:44 am

A Tuxedo!? Shoulda known the peepoles would turn this whole deal into sumfin not so good.
Bol!


We are gonna want to see Lots and Lots of pictures of Your Majisty. ;-)
Barked by: Fizzy (Dogster Member)

May 3rd 2013 at 12:46 pm

I can't wait to see pictures, Your Highness!!! Now, how about we have a law that says pups are allowed to eat as much bunny pooh as they want. OH, and anti-chipmunk laws would be good, too. They dig up Momma's garden all the time!
Barked by: Zaidie (Dogster Member)

May 3rd 2013 at 12:57 pm

Hey! I kno'! An' how 'bout a waw statin' dat no pup EBER needs wissen tu hims peeples *IF* dem r nod feedin' him him's daily MEATZ™ quota ob twenny-fibe poundses?? Dat sounds fare, wite?? BOL :D
Barked by: Scooter (Psst on the left) (Dogster Member)

May 3rd 2013 at 9:59 pm

Congratulations Hammy! So glad we voted for you as many times and places as we could. You will be a wonderfurl May-oy-naisor!

Z-pup, all I get now for SNACKS are cauliflower, carrots and green beans. I am wasting away to pawctically, still, pleasantly plump. I needz some MEATZ™!!
Barked by: ❅ Whitley ❅ (Dogster Member)

May 3rd 2013 at 10:49 pm

Congrats, I say make dere be all swimming pools and fountains open to pool ball playing and make dere be free MEATZ for snacks all da time!

 

Hamish McDuff


 

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