July 14th 2010 5:37 pm
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Okay everybody, before you start reading this, SIT. Good dogs!
I’d say ‘Prankster’, but Mama says that is NOT right! She said I did something CRAZY dangerous! Dangerous like not looking both ways before crossing the street! Dangerous like not wearing a seat belt! Dangerous like eating fruits off plants without knowing what they are exactly!!!
You see, Mama left her ice water on the coffee table. I thought she looked real dehydrated and told her, “Here, Mommy! Have some water!” however, my opposable thumbs did not suddenly appear and the water glass, GLASS, went CRASHING to the wood floor!
As soon as Mama turned around, I thought, “This is FUN!” So I grabbed a nice big piece of clear stuff - not-cold-ice - and went prancing off like I had won a prize and no one would get it from me! Catch me now! Can you?
Mama said instead of grabbing an award I actually grabbed a large piece of GLASS and her heart about stopped when she saw me prancing around with it! The table was between us, I am fast and crafty when I have things I’m not supposed to, so Mama had to think FAST!
She bolted around the table, got the glass out of my mouth without incident while scooping me up and depositing me in my crate! She said, “This is not punishment!” as she locked the door.
I was sure to tell her I didn’t appreciate the game ending so soon! It was FUN! Cold water and clear ice everywhere! She decided it was a good time to MOP! Oh, Moms can spoil the fun so much! WHO in their right mind drops to the floor cleaning in the middle of a GAME?
Oh well, she’s my Mama and I love her. She said she had a sudden strong urge to make sure my precious feet (and Joeys and hers and Daddys!) did not get dirt on them from the floor.
That’s my Mama. She can be a little strange, but I love her!
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Mamas are da bomb!!
Us puppies sure know how to find trouble.
Oh that was close! I'm glad your mama got the glass from you and you were not hurt! high paw for your mama!
Every crazy thing that happens is another opportunity for reminding our humans that we are CONSTANTLY testing them on their doggie parenting skills.
I give your Mommy an A+!!!!