Mazy's Prairie Mischief and Adventures

Kitchen Mysteries or Three Ring Circus?????

January 13th 2013 9:35 am
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Reporting appetite A+ and potty functions A+.
BEHAVIOR for ME is a A+A+A++++++++ I can be an
Angel when I want to be!

Last night,Gpa thought he'd let me in the living
room to play with me. Gma was on the phone with
reports on her Dad. He is still in the hospital.
This idea came to Gpa cuz, we were playing,ever
so gently in the kitchen. After being in the
cold all day...Gpa's body couldn't take the hard
vinyl floor he was laying on.

SSSSooooo into the living room we go! Gma's eyes
pop wide open and a frown on her face! Yep! It took
a split second to see there were no hampers
blocking the couch! I was making a beeline for it!
I could FEEL A JUMP rising up in me! Gpa managed to
turn my butt and herd me,like a COW,back to the
kitchen! How dare he? A COW! I'm NOT CATTLE!

He says,YOU had your chance....YOU BLEW IT! Gma,
thinking why TEMPT HER! WHO ME,WHAT DID I DO????
I was only heading towards a favorite place! I
hadn't done anything,yet!

NOW I WAS CONFUSED and I POUTED in my BED! Gma
made supper and I forgave him after the turkey
with chicken broth on my kibbles. (Turkey gone,
now VENISON Steak is on my menu.) I haven't
been picked up since Gma carried me in the house.
The stitches are where their hands should go to
carry me as a doxie should be.

Gma was on the phone a long time with 2nd report
on Great-Gpa. Gpa washed the dishes and Gma
cleaned up. They made the bed for ME. Gma decided
to try and read awhile before we called it a day.
She piled pillows against the fridge and used it
like a recliner. We had a long day 6 a.m. to 12 a.m.

We crawl into bed,snuggle into the flannel, Gma
jumps up,light on, bedding is WET! I DIDN'T DO
ANYTHING! Gma didn't have anything to drink in bed.
Precious was MAD she couldn't sleep on the Royal
Bed and .....You KNOW WHAT SHE DID, A NAUGHTY!

We had to change my bed and we settle in again.
Gma dozing off....I BLEW OUT OF THE COVERS, RAN
TO THE KITCHEN DOOR AND BARKED FEROCIOUSLY. Gma
didn't hear a thing. She thought maybe, I heard
the BULLS YELLING AT EACH OTHER? Maybe a MOUSE
RAN ACROSS THE SNOW DRIFTED PATIO?

Back to bed,soft music in the background. The ICE
MAKER dumps itself and I STIR...Maybe, the water
to fridge,ice maker or furnace kicking on....Started
Round 1? We are sleeping above the furnace room...

ACTUALLY BEING THE STINKER I AM....I HADN'T BARKED
SINCE LAST THURSDAY! I WASN'T SURE I COULD??? IT
WAS A TEST....THIS IS NOT AN EMERGENCY! JUST TESTING
THE SYSTEM! To call Gma back to the kitchen, I use a
sing song doxie yodel with a touch of poor me whine
thrown in there.....

Gma still sleeping better than in her own bed. I
think she is going bed shopping after I'm all well?
She is very stiff from her fall yesterday. The foot
feels good with an ace on it. The hip is real sore
too. She loaded the washer and add soap. She used
the Poo word! It flew out of her hand,splashed all
over the washer,her PJ's,hair and face. Darn Ritis
Boyzs are at it again! Things smoothed out after that.

I went back finished my breakfast and settled for
resting on Angel Baby's large pillow bed. I did manage
a peek into the Sunroom yesterday. I was herded out...
Gma saw JUMPING DT'S in my PEEPERS.

Precious is TEASING ME...Going in/out of the kitchen,
living room,sunroom,etc.... Also sitting at the gate
rubbing my IMPRISONMENT into my SNOUT! How DARE SHE!
When she had her butt abscess/surgery...I FAITHFULLY,
laid,watched and worried over her! What kind of a
fur-sis is this????????? I'd rather have a doggie
fur-sis....CATS can be real Pains!

 
 

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Barked by: ⒶⓃⒼⒺⓁ ✞ ⓈⓊⓃⓃⓎ (Dogster Member)

January 13th 2013 at 9:18 pm

There isnt a boring moment at your house, is there, Mazy??
Precious better watch herself!

As Christie Alley would tell her:

Don't be freakin' cuz you're leakin'! MOL!

Hugs for your dad, Keda!

XOXO!
Barked by: Lexi (Dogster Member)

January 13th 2013 at 10:32 pm

OMD Mazy you are so entertaining and always make us laugh! Sending healing thoughts and prayer for your Dad Keda and for you and Mazy as well♥

Love and Hugsgies( Not the diaper kind) BOL
lEXI XXXX
Barked by: HarleyDavidson THD, CGC (Dogster Member)

January 13th 2013 at 11:46 pm

Holy Cats Miss Mazy! There is sumthin happin all the time at your house. Now, don't get all riled up bout not being able to jump and stuff and Precious better watch out when you get those stitches out. Sending healing prayers for your Gma and both of you take care!
Barked by: Amazing Grace (Dogster Member)

January 13th 2013 at 11:51 pm

Angel Sunny and Lexi- Thank you so much. We appreciate the prayers and positive thoughts. No itchies yet. Played musical stuffies with the kitchen chairs. Gma hid the stuffies under the pedestal....I'd pulled them out. Can you believe it, when I was a baby baby...I could run wide open...under the pedestal of table and never slow down(all the way thru and out the other side)........Now I have to turn my head,use a paw to pull toys out of there....What happened??????? I've been real quiet today cuz Gma tore up more places on her old bod that she thought yesterday....Sure her physical therapist is going to be real thrilled with all this.....hugs,mazy
Barked by: Lexi (Dogster Member)

January 13th 2013 at 11:57 pm

You are very welcome and what happened Mazy is you Grew Up! Yeppers grew up into a beautiful bigger pup so can't get under them things anymore. Tell Gma to be very careful so she doesn't fall anymore. We have so much ice here that Momma has ice fishing tracks on her boots just so she can walk but she keeps Roscoe and Monnie right next to her body so they won't slip either.
Barked by: Freya (Dogster Member)

January 14th 2013 at 4:51 am

Boy Mazy, sounds like you are recovering too well, BOL.

Sending lots of POP to Gma and Great-Gpa.

Take care, sweetheart - don't do too much, too soon.
Barked by: Amazing Grace (Dogster Member)

January 14th 2013 at 11:46 pm

THE ITCHIES ARE STARTING....I DON'T LIKE THIS.......MAZY
Barked by: Freya (Dogster Member)

January 15th 2013 at 12:05 am

Oh, poor darling. Try not to chew. I know it is hard. I don't like elizabethan collars, and Mum always threatens to put them on us if we chew when we have stitches. That's enough.
Barked by: Lexi (Dogster Member)

January 15th 2013 at 12:25 am

Oh Sweetie I know the itchies are bad but it won't last too long. Snuggle with your family or find something to chew on...Anything so that dreaded E Collar doesn't come out!
Barked by: ☕ Finley ☕ (Dogster Member)

January 15th 2013 at 4:19 am

Sendin' lotsa healing thoughts and prayers for you, your Momma and her daddy, Mazy...

Don't itch... they'll put the cone of shame on ya!!

Maybe they can try a tee shirt first?
Barked by: Doo - My Sweet Angel (Dogster Member)

January 15th 2013 at 6:37 am

Sending lots of gentle hugs and kisses to you.
Barked by: ❅ Whitley ❅ (Dogster Member)

January 15th 2013 at 8:41 am

Cats love to tease.
Barked by: JAKIE O'BRIEN, FOREVER LOVED (Dogster Member)

January 15th 2013 at 5:00 pm

Try not to itch the scratchies Mazy - I no it so berry hard precious. Sendin lotz a hugs, love and prayers to all to help you heal.

Jakie


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