September 4th 2011 11:18 am
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I met the stupidest person in the world yesterday. She was a young woman, and she looked at me and said to She Who Mustn't Be Obeyed, "Why is your dog so big?" Well, what a thing to say! OK, I'm on the tall side for a Tibetan Terrier, but I weigh under 20 kg and I'm not what you'd call a big dog.

So SWMBO said, "Well, he isn't really, he's more medium sized".

Then idiot woman said, "Why don't you cut his fur?" What a cheek. I look very handsome with my full coat, and SWMBO will take me to be trimmed at some point quite soon, I expect.

SWMBO admitted later that she wanted to say to moron girl, "Why are you so stupid?". But she's just too polite.