December 4th 2011 11:23 am
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So Mom is a fan of Chelsea Handler and I am okay with that because, Chelsea has two dogs one is Chunk who is a Chow/Shepherd mix and the other is Gary who is a Bernese Mountain Dog puppy. Both of Chelsea's dogs have twitter accounts and tweet, so why don't Missy and I have twitter accounts? We want to tweet too. I get Mom doesn't tweet often but, that isn't my fault she isn't creative enough to come up with snappy comments that are only 140 characters long. That's right I did my twitter homework.
Heck she hardly updates our diaries we have to hound her to sign us on so we can keep up with everyone. Get with the times Mom, get a new phone so you can do it all on there while you are running errands. If I ever want to be a model like that IAMs dog food Shar Pei I am going to have to get a twitter account and tweet like there is no tomorrow.
Opportunity is knocking my friends, there are more dogs on tv here lately and this is our chance to get famous and let the world know how awesome we are. Also if we get famous we can force Dogster to bring back the MEATZ and we can make them add cheese and bacon too!
yeah, I know for a fact that my Mom will not be twitting for me either, what is up with that???
Mine either! Grrrrr....
My Mom won't let me tweet either and I just know I could be a star! Phhht to you Mom.....
If we could tweet the sky would be the limit. I am working on learning how to work the computer when Mom is gone that way I can do it myself.