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My Mummy is back!!!

December 11th 2012 5:54 pm
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My Mummy went off on a plane thing to that England place last Wednesday and came back on Friday, then she left me with Nana and Granddad AGAIN Sunday and she only got back after midnight! I wasn't expecting' her at all, I thought I was just going to bed. Then she arrived and I licked all her face an' stuff. We're back at our house and just going to our beddie byes but it's nearly 2am and Mummy is still up. Is this normal? She had the wine Dwip in and she ain't getting up early cos she got home so late. Fair enough I s'pose. She's off to bed soon and I'm looking forward to snuggles!!!

 

I was on a mini break!

December 7th 2012 3:07 pm
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Mummy went off to England on Wednesday morning and came back earlier so she dropped me over to Nana and Granddad's where I stayed 3 nights! I had a pawsome time! Lots of walkies and belly rubs and kisses and stuff.

Mummy always packs my Spongebob Squarepants rucksack with everything I need for my mini breaks. Little treats and my Choc drops and other basic provisions. And a cooked chicken in the local store on the way over.

Anyway, Mummy collected me earlier and now I'm at home snoozing under our Christmas tree. I had to have a snooze earlier on Mummy's bed to recouperate after all my guard dog duties in Nana and Granddad's.

Life is tough (turns over on her snuggly blankie to reach for a Choc drop....)

 

I nearly died but for the hind lick manoeuvre!

December 3rd 2012 5:14 pm
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Seriously! I nearly died! Mummy was workIng from home and we were just heading out for our lunchtime walk when I started choking in the hallway.
Mummy had read an article about how to deal with this so she felt around my mouth to see if amything was stuck in there but she could find nothing. She remembered to lift me up by my back paws in case anything would come out but nothing. By now my cute lil' eyes were flickering and I was passing out! Then Mummy put her arms round my tum tums and pulled real hard and I threw up, and was able to breathe again! Thank you Mummy for reading that article! Hope all other pawrents know what to do too!

 

Mummy is BARKING!

December 2nd 2012 4:42 am
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Barking mad, that is! I have seen her do some strange things in my time, but this morning she was sitting in front of a mirror plucking whiskers off her face!!!!! Weird or what? I mean, we all know how important our whiskers are, right? We use them in long grass and stuff. And it might just be a weird family thing but I was standing at the top of the stairs in Nana and Granddad's one day and I'm pretty sure Granddad was taking his whiskers off too - he was holding a noisy whirry thing in his hand and rubbing it all over his chin! I did have an opportunity to sniff and lick at his chin later and it felt very smooth. Do any other doggies have weird hooman families like mine? Is there help available?

Which brings me onto a theory I've been developing. I could never understand why neither Mummy, Nana or Granddad were particularly keen on rolling around in the long grass with me, 'specially when it's wet (which in my opinion is the bestest time!) but now I think it's cos they don't have whiskers to guide them through all the dangers lurking in the long grass which we doggies use our whiskers to avoid. These hooman peoples are just big scaredy kitty cats!!!!

 

Happy Thanksgiving!!!

November 22nd 2012 10:10 am
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Happy Thanksgiving to all my pals all the way across the 'lantic Ocean. Mummy says you'll all be getting treats and Meatz and stuff all day! Will you get TURKEY? And HAM? Ooooooh, I can't bear it!!!!!!

On another note, I had my first close-up encounter with a kitty cat last night. Mummy kept me on my leash and we sniffed each other and Mummy says I was very good cos I didn't chase her or nothin. In fact I ENJOYED sniffing the kitty cat. Is there something wrong with me? Maybe the thought of turkey and ham has affected my brain or sumfin?????

 

Hallowe'en Trip to Ireland postponed

October 30th 2012 5:54 am
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Pupsie pals, I am very sorry to announce that our planned trip to Ireland has been postponed due to that big storm thing that came in across the 'lantic ocean - I'm afraid to say the leprechauns just weren't prepared to drive their magical bus across to collect you all! But Cleo! I thought you said that was a magical bus that could magically appear in all your pupsie pals' back yards and collect them to bring them to Ireland? Yes Mummy, but....em.....Looney O'Leprechaun himself told me that the weather conditions weren't condusive to driving his magical bus, and his insurance doesn't cover him driving 'cross oceans when it's stormy like that. If any of the doggies were to lose their stash of meatz or treats or choc drops or anything he wouldn't be able to pay them back. And I'm so disappointed cos I spent so much time while you were away working out all the finer details over in nana and Granddad's. Are you sure Cleo? What do you mean Mummy? Well everytime I spoke to Nana while I was away you were either out walking with them or curled up beside your granddad, I saw photos of you too! Mummy! Are you insinuating that the reason I am postponing this event is because I was lazing around while you were away and not working on my trip of a lifetime for my pals? Really!

 

Hope my doggie friends are safe!

October 29th 2012 3:34 pm
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Mummy was away for the weekend with her friends but she's back and we're in bed watching the big storm on CNN, she says she hopes all my doggie pals and pawrents are keeping safe! X

 

A DPP for me!

October 25th 2012 3:56 am
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Oh my dogness! I cannot believe that I have been selected by those lovely pawrents at Dogster again for my meanderings! And I haven't even been on here much, due to my Mummy abandoning me and taking her laptop with her - I've been so busy looking after my Nana and Granddad! Thanks Dogster! BOL!

 

Hallowe'en shenanigans!

October 17th 2012 4:49 pm
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I am working on the itinerary for your trip to Ireland for an unforgettable experience of Irish magic and mayhem. Mummy has been so busy with her new job that I barely get on the interweb thing these days. She's going to that foreign country that is England on Sunday for 3 days so I will have time to put it together while I'm staying with Nana and Granddad...

 

Been soooooo busy!

October 13th 2012 2:57 pm
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Oh pupsie pals, I haven't even had time to write my diary in ages in ages! Partly cos Mummy started a new job and she's on that laptop thing a lot, and partly cos I'm so busy looking after my two households!

I've been so busy! I've been spending my time equally between my house and Nana and Granddad's. FACE-UP has also been busy with an increasing workload of cases involving pets taking actions against parents who are having SOCIAL LIVES and not spending time with them!!

I am trying to put a Hallowe'en trip together for my buddies to reflect Ireland's unique reputation for great ghost stories! So banshees, poookas and other ghostly beings will be on the menu! I need to think about that, will post the itinerary soon!

 
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