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Hallowe'en Trip to Ireland postponedOctober 30th 2012 5:54 am[ Leave A Comment | 13 people already have ] Pupsie pals, I am very sorry to announce that our planned trip to Ireland has been postponed due to that big storm thing that came in across the 'lantic ocean - I'm afraid to say the leprechauns just weren't prepared to drive their magical bus across to collect you all! But Cleo! I thought you said that was a magical bus that could magically appear in all your pupsie pals' back yards and collect them to bring them to Ireland? Yes Mummy, but....em.....Looney O'Leprechaun himself told me that the weather conditions weren't condusive to driving his magical bus, and his insurance doesn't cover him driving 'cross oceans when it's stormy like that. If any of the doggies were to lose their stash of meatz or treats or choc drops or anything he wouldn't be able to pay them back. And I'm so disappointed cos I spent so much time while you were away working out all the finer details over in nana and Granddad's. Are you sure Cleo? What do you mean Mummy? Well everytime I spoke to Nana while I was away you were either out walking with them or curled up beside your granddad, I saw photos of you too! Mummy! Are you insinuating that the reason I am postponing this event is because I was lazing around while you were away and not working on my trip of a lifetime for my pals? Really!
Leave A Comment | 13 people already have Awww! Wellwoof, maybe next year! Maybe we can plan on St. Patrick's Day? Oh, yeah, a St. Patrick's Day party would be pawsome! Yeah!! St. Fatwick's Day r in March, aftur huwwicane seesun! An' mabbe we can make a quik twip ober tu Scotwand an' I can show yu pupses da haggis twee unner witch I wuz borned in dose West Highwands!! St. Patrick's Day would be super fun! The Leprechauns have informed me that their bus is a magic one! So that means we can still do the Hallowe'en stuff by timewarp, whatever that means! I think it means we can still do Hallowe'en only a couple of days late but it will still be Hallowe'en in Ireland! CLEO! You know tomorrow is Hallowe'en and you should have had your pupsie pals over by now! Shhhhhhh Mummy, trying to buy a day or two here....BOL! BOL BOL! BOL, Cleo! We're all doggies here! The only time we know is NOW, so there's no such thing as "late!" Patty's Day! I vote for Patty's Day....Since this little Weenie's Gma has alot of Irish in her....Now me on the other hand, My Momma and Grandma are true Native American Doxies. They were born on the Standing Rock Reservation. We are True prairie pups! I wanna see the Green of Ireland...Get to plannin' Miss Cleo!!!!!!! kises, mazy Ok pupsies, St Patrick's Day it is! I'm just back from a meeting with the Mayor of Ennis and we are LEADING THE PARADE! Maybe we should get a Dogster marching band together and perhaps a few cheerleaders? Any takers? BOL! May I play drums? May I? May I?? :: starts practicing on the roof of his crate :: rat-a-tat-a-tat-a-tat!!! Of course you can Hershey - you can introduce us with your pawsome drum roll! I'm trying to get Mummy to make me an Irish dancing costume and a curly wig so I can show off some of my steps. I'm also arranging a float for us all to sit on while we're leading off the parade - it's going to be pawsome!!!! How 'bout bagpipers, Cleo?? I r takin' wessons wite now! Wissen tu dis : ♪ $%*#%: %$#$#@# $#$#&$# ♪ ♫ :D |
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October 30th 2012 at 6:03 am