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Speeder nets and moths and stuff

July 17th 2012 2:59 am
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Mummy has a big long stick with big fluffy pink stuff at the end, she goes around sometimes taking away speeder nets with it. Speeders, she informs me, are little creatures with long legs that make nets to catch flies in. Personally, I think that's cheating. And where's the fun in that anyway? Much better to bark, I say. And besides, who gave those speeders authority to catch my flies?

Anyway, I was relaxing on my sofa last night when I saw a strange creature on the wall. Mummy said it was a moth. I barked and barked and barked and barked but the silly thing wouldn't move, not like the other buzzy flies who fly around when I bark. These moth creatures must be hard of hearing or something. Anyway, Mummy got her fluffy stick out and she got the moth creature to sit on the fluffy part and we both went out to the front door. The moth creature flew away and I made sure to bark lots of times to warn it not to come back to our house. Cos Mummy and I are a team. And we won't be defeated.


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Barked by: Angel Petey- In Loving Memory (Dogster Member)

July 17th 2012 at 5:29 am

ugh...we don't like those spiders and some can bite and they can be nasty, stay clear of them
Barked by: Hershey (Dogster Member)

July 17th 2012 at 7:35 am

Good teamwork, Cleo!!! We don't get furry many buggies here. Winkie tries to eat them!
Barked by: Wendy G

July 17th 2012 at 8:22 am

We ged all kindza bugs 'wound here in SW Ontario!! I WUFF tu chase dem AN' I ged bery upset if Momma or Dadda twies tu ged it wifout my help! Grrrrrrrrrrrr...

Momma duz nod mind most bugs an' junk, 'cept fur da ones wif a gabillyun wegs!! Dem make hur scweem an' sumtimes dem r so big dat hur finks dem shood be payin' us rent tu wive here :D
Barked by: ✨ Whitley ✨ (Dogster Member)

July 17th 2012 at 9:16 am

Way to go with da barking!
Barked by: Fizzy (Dogster Member)

July 17th 2012 at 10:14 am

Blech. Momma hates them spiders. And wow, your Momma didn't squish that moth? Momma uses her Flip Flop of Doom (TM) to kill buggies like that moth!

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