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Adventures of Klepto-Dog

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but ma its only Brother rivalry.

January 19th 2011 2:44 am
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My brudder and me got into it again. Dad came home from work and we were both trying to get some lovin' from him. I missed him and Rudie was just letting dad scratch him behind the ears way too much.

And he was hogging the belly rubs way too much. After a minute I flipped out. I tried to go behind dad's legs to let Rudie know I was mad, I bit dad by mistake, trying to get Rudie to let me get my share of loving.

I got passed Dad and kicked some tail. Now I hear some talk about a trip to the vet soon to loose my...well you know. Rudie has been snickering about it.

I beg you Mom let me keep my dignity. Please mom, it took me a long time to grow these, I like 'em. Can't we talk about this!

Mom assures me I will be okay, that when I do go it will be for something called neutering. I am kind of relieved but I don't know what that means either.

Can anyone tell me what that means?


Smarter than my Pawrents

January 16th 2011 2:57 am
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I am one smart Dog, smarter than my siblings and smarter than my mom. Don't feel sorry for her, she was born blond after all. Think my grandfather was blond also but at 71 he's got all his marbles still.

In reality Rudie is blond. I'm not sure if he's "slow" or just LAZY. Cocoa is a few fries short of a Happy Meal, but she's a lovable nut. For instance if the water dish is empty they will lay down beside it, I look for water.

If they want something they will stare down momma, I look for ways to steal it myself. Heck with Momma.

Dad on the other hand figures me out quicker, he has darker hair. Well its just a thought.

Hugs From Rocky

PS Mother is up to Something!


i almost mastered Potty Training

January 14th 2011 6:18 pm
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Mom will be taking away my puppy pads soon because I do most of my business outside now. I still use the puppy pad every 2 days so mom keeps it there for me. But she knows I pee outdoors most of the time.

I try to poopy when Dad takes me out because he rewards me when I do both. And he says I am a good boy. Mom rewards me too but the rewards are better with dad.

PS I stole mom's bath sponge today.


It is snowing * Does Happy Dance*

January 11th 2011 6:45 pm
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The snow started after dad took me out for my first potty of the day! So every time I got to go out afterwards I had fresh, not peed on snow.

I got to go out a lot in the snow, 7 times not including this morning. I played and played, hopping and burying my head.

Nothing better than white not yellow snow. Even Sammy played with me in the snow. I lost my rabies tag in it so hopefully when it thaws some Mom will find it.

To my friends up north, hope the snow doesn't get too deep for you.


Geesh BobCats!

January 10th 2011 12:35 pm
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I would like to Thank You for allowing me to be one of Today's Diary Picks. I am honored and pleased that my plans for world domination by Shih Tzus is falling into place.

I want to apologize for not writing much this weekend. We had a couple BobCats spend the day at our house yesterday. I think mother is full of it when she calls them cats. For one they don't smell like bobcats, second they don't look like bobcats. One just looks like my friend Nicholas to me.

Mom said they go to a place called Ohio University. Maybe that's where they turn boys into Bobcats. I dunno but as long as he don't get whiskers and try to chase me down he's fine.
I will never understand humans.


Quality time is Over rated

January 8th 2011 12:45 pm
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I want to sacrifice some of my quality time with Momma for more time with her.

I only get to be by her 21 hours a day. The other 3 is for playing, eating, Dad and going to the Potty. I demand more time with her!

Even when I'm not near Momma I can still see her. She is mine, she belongs to me!

What really makes me mad is when my big brother Rudie cuts into my time with Momma for a belly rub. I am a companion dog, this is my job to be with her.

How many of my friends here take their job as companion as seriously as me?


I had a dream

January 6th 2011 7:22 pm
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I had a dream last night of an ancient palace in Tibet. I dreamed I had servants caring for me. I dreamed I was showed more respect than the common people....and then I woke up.

I was in the home of my skin parents, laying on momma as she slept. When momma woke up she took me outside, fed me and brushed me! Yay I really do have a servant!

My palace is wherever my momma is. So in a way I do feel like royalty. Life as a Tzu is good. One day I might learn more about my Maltese blood but for now I am happy being me.


my day

January 4th 2011 4:55 pm
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Today I brought a new toy to mom when she was sleeping. I jumped up in bed with my new chewy, in my mouth. I found it in the place mom doesn't let me in. The place where mom gives me a bath, the bathroom.

So I laid against mom's leg chewing away. Mom woke up and took my toy. She was not happy.

She got up and told dad about leaving the doors closed. She said I had a toilet brush. I seen the toilet and it doesn't have hair, so why did she care if I took its brush or not.

I wonder why she won't let me chew on it. She just isn't fun.



new experiences

January 3rd 2011 4:26 am
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Last year was full of new experiences for me. Of course ANY experience would of been new!

My first trip to the vet with Mom was bad. I got checked over, weighed and my shots. It was bad because I got shots.

My trip tp the groomer was badder. Mom left me there for a puppy clip. I cried and cried. A simple puppy clip took 3 hours. I bit the groomer when mom came back. I was not happy.

Two weeks after being groomed is when I suffered from toxicity.

The rest of my year was great. I got hours of lap time. Hours of brushing. Hours of Mom.



December 31st 2010 11:28 pm
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Don't tell me I slept through the ball dropping. I meant to stay up so I could steal that ball!

The last thing I remember is laying on mom's pillow by her head as she petted me.

Yawn! Time to go back to sleep. Happy New Year.

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