Adventures of Klepto-Dog

My New Job

June 9th 2011 10:47 pm
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I got a new job, I'm now a lap dog. Since my latest grooming I decided there was more for me than working in Security. I tried being a guard dog, protecting my domain. Since momma started changing the furniture it made my job difficult. How was I going to patrol for intruders when I can no longer reach the windows to see out?

My surveillance lookouts is down to just 1 window, and I have to get on a table for that! I can always be a part time guard dog.

Being a lap dog has its advantages. The hours are good because Momma doesn't work right now. I'm at a great location when momma eats. Just one pitiful stare and she shares her food. And it's belly rub galore.

If I would of known about this wonderful opportunity I would of switched jobs sooner. But the way I see it being a lap dog is fun!

Now if I could just figure out where Momma's lap goes when she stands up!

 
 

Leave A Comment | 2 people already have

Barked by: Puff (Dogster Member)

June 10th 2011 at 12:39 am

Yup, being a lap dog has some wonderful advantages.
Barked by: Angel Petey- In Loving Memory (Dogster Member)

June 10th 2011 at 11:49 am

oh I love being a lap dog, enjoy your new job!!


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