January 27th 2011 5:07 am
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*listens carefully* What is that I hear? Car? *listens for tires in gravel* (crunch)

(Crunch) *gets on back of sectional*. Oh its just a car turning around in my driveway. *barks at the trespasser*

Time to patrol the parameter of my domain. *Runs to the front door* I'm too short to see out the door window! * barks at mom to open door. If she would just open the door I can see out!

*runs in kitchen* I'm too short to see out the window. *sniffs bottom of door before moving on*

Yay I found a dirty sock by the bathroom door. (Makes mental note to steal it later.

*hears the neighbors dog barking, barks back... Ruff ruff* I'm done patrolling, mother has the other doors shut and of the available windows I'm almost too short to see out of. The ONLY reason I Can see out of the windows is because of furniture placement.

*ruff ruff* have a great day friends!

*happily grabs the dirty sock* mine mine mine!