June 6th 2011 9:21 pm
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Sad news to report:
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday, of a yeast infection, and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71 and rolling in dough.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry
Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Born and bread in Minnesota, Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man, and was considered a positive roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
If this made you smile for even a brief second, please rise to the occasion and take time to pass it on and share that smile with someone
else who may be having a crumby day and kneads a lift.
Yesterday was time for serious stuff, today we 'kneaded' to laugh!
Growlmy was about rolling on the floor with glee when she read this one!
LOL! LOL! LOL! Thanks I needed that!
BOL, MOL, & LOL!!!
BOL - so funny!
Thank you Freckles! That's so funny! We really kneaded to laugh! BOL!
BOL...that was a good one!! Thanks for sharing
BOL! Funny, funny, MrJack!
My doggy cousin Murphy sent me this one, so I thought that I would share it with all of my furends. We all should do more laughing, It is good for the spirit!
Thanks for reading and commenting...
Too funny! Can't wait for your next 'breaking news'!
That was a grrreat story! We definately needed that! So many pups are having bad times right now, makes us so sad. We needed a smiley!
Hahahahahahahahaha........that was so funny, Freckles... see me laffin'??
Good one, huh, Finley!