Freckles' Fabarkations, Rebarks and Jacktoids

The Jaws Of Greed!

September 12th 2010 8:55 pm
[ Leave A Comment | 11 people already have ]

Growlmy is convinced that I am a big pig with the biggest and greediest jaws around! They always seem to be lurking between her and the kitchen cabinets when the foods are being prepared. I have to be there to catch stuff before it hits the floor! BOL! I just open my jaws, the stuff falls in, and I snap them shut! Its MINE! SCORE!
I just watch growlmy very closely so that I will know just when something might be apt to fall into my snapping turtle jaws...

But when I have to wait my turn so that the kitties will get theirs first...well I do just that...because otherwise I would get passed by! I learned in that case, greed will not help! But kitties are not as cunning as me to get right where food might fall in their mouths...they are better at the chase mode of scoring a bonus, as growlmy calls them!

I did some mole chasing, too today. Pouncing into a trail like a kitty! And then digging! Right in the front yard...growlmy was not pleased that not only do I have jaws of greed, but I have paws that don't differentiate between grass or weed...and I made not a few holes before she put and end to my fun! Hey I thought peeps didn't want moles in their yards, I was only trying to help!
Peeps never understand when we try to be useful and earn our keep!
BOL!

Lenny seems to be progressing well. I shall have to post more about him another time.
Nighty-night!

Woofs!

 
 

Leave A Comment | 11 people already have

Barked by: Hershey (Dogster Member)

September 12th 2010 at 9:36 pm

How can your mommy call you greedy, when all you're doing is helping her keep the house clean?! A doggie's work is nevfur done, I tell you!
Barked by: ✨ Whitley ✨ (Dogster Member)

September 12th 2010 at 11:24 pm

Yeah, just tell her you're her personal vacuum cleaner in the kitchen - BOL!
Barked by: ✨ Finley ✨ (Dogster Member)

September 13th 2010 at 12:25 am

Yeah, you'd think she'd be grateful!
Barked by: Pogo (Dogster Member)

September 13th 2010 at 2:33 am

I personally think you should get paid an allowance for keeping the kitchen tidy!!! Bol xoxoxoxo
Barked by: Riley (Dogster Member)

September 13th 2010 at 5:24 am

You get those critters--happy digging, oh I mean hunting.
Barked by: Pepper - CGC (Dogster Member)

September 13th 2010 at 6:35 am

What a talented guy you are, MrJack!
Barked by: REDFORD (Dogster Member)

September 13th 2010 at 1:23 pm

Um...
Dude...
Are you gettin' enough to eat?
I remember you sayin' that you
have to go on a...um...diet.

Do you need us to send you some
food on the sly, pal?
What kind do you want and where
should we send it so your ma won't
intercept the contraband?
Barked by: Angel Petey- In Loving Memory (Dogster Member)

September 13th 2010 at 2:14 pm

you know what I'm the same way...I lock down on that stuff when it falls to the floor too, and Mom always calls me a piglet...BOL, must be a JRT thing again Pal!!
Barked by: Ebony Ursula (Dogster Member)

September 13th 2010 at 5:01 pm

I's a greedy oinker too & proud of it!
Barked by: Kiki (Dogster Member)

September 14th 2010 at 7:57 pm

Food AND mole chasing- COOL!!
TONS of love, Mini & Kiki
Barked by: MrJackFreckles~SirLick-a-Lot (Dogster Member)

September 14th 2010 at 8:06 pm

Redford, the only deprivation I am suffering (!), is that instead of a rounded 1 cup of rations daily, now I only get a proper flat cup...probably about a 10% change, maybe less...but perhaps
Woofs! Thanks for your concern! BOL! in a years time to my next official weigh in, I should see some change to keep the vet dude happy! I still get my regular treats, etc. Possibly growlmy may be a bit more discerning about what she gives me in the kitchen...but its a good thing she can't control my jaws catches on the prowl!


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