Freckles' Fabarkations, Rebarks and Jacktoids

Poopy-Pendants!

April 24th 2010 10:38 am
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OMD! Growlmy called me 'Butt-Ugly'! Hey I'm not ugly! And what's with my butt, anyways? You are supposed to look at my cute and handsome face ...only other beasties are allowed,(sometimes), to check out my butt...BOL!
But...pun not intended...growlmy was obsessed with MY butt! She said I had a poopy-pendant! Hey I thought pendants were on necklaces that went around necks...for girl pups...(yeah, sometimes my growlmy puts them on me for those dumb photo sessions.)...
Well I was doing my mind my own business stuff, and just had to take a bit longer than usual...so growlmy who always pays too much attention to my business anyway, had to take a look...ahem!
(She always carries a baggie or 2 with her. She must need to save my productions for something!? BOL!)
She said: 'Freckles, you have a poopy pendant!' Why would that be there, and what does that mean, anyways? Turns out that lately I have been snacking on some tender shoots of long grass...so one of them didn't get chewed up properly and -ahem- exited at the back end in full length! with some bits and pieces hanging with it...like a pendant, swinging on a string...OMD! A good scoot will get rid of that, Growlmy! And that was the end of that!! BOL!!
Woofs!
Moral of the story?

Keep the grass mowed!

 
 

Leave A Comment | 4 people already have

Barked by: Wendy G

April 24th 2010 at 6:24 pm

BOL, Fweckles!! Yu so funny!!
Barked by: ✨ Whitley ✨ (Dogster Member)

April 24th 2010 at 9:08 pm

I had a similar thing last night. I did the butt-scooting doggie to try to get it off but it just got all smeared around - mom had to hose my butt off with water.
Barked by: Ella (Dogster Member)

April 24th 2010 at 10:31 pm

I like that: "poopy pendant" - that sounds much much MUCH cuter than klingon! ;o)
Barked by: ✨ Finley ✨ (Dogster Member)

April 27th 2010 at 3:37 am

Or doggie dingleberry!


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