News of the Neighborhood

Evil Twin

November 6th 2012 6:52 pm
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I go for a walk every day. We live in the country and there is no leash law, so many doggies are out running around and playing with their people, but I am the only dog in my neighborhood who goes for a walk with my people (at least my mom) every day. It doesn't matter what the weather is, it doesn't matter what time it is, my mom makes sure I go for a walk every day.

Mom takes me for a walk because she knows I like to know what's going on all over the neighborhood. This walk isn't a walk primarily for doing "business", because I do my business in the big field where every animal goes.

But, of course, since I am the only dog that walks every day, mom does get complaints. Anytime someone finds poop(pardon my language) they think it's me. Anytime a cat gets chased, I am blamed. Garbage cans get knocked over, it must be me. Mom just listens politely and says ok and walks on. She figures that people who don't like dogs can't tell one dog from another.

Well, tonight, mom was outside busting up sticks. (She is teaching The Three Little Pigs and needs building materials.) She heard a rustle and looked up. Out of the nieghbor's yard ran a Golden. Just like me. Mom said: "Lucky, I didn't know you came outside with me!" But, I didn't. I was sleeping in grandma's bed. I heard mom call out: "Lucky, come here." So I got up and found mom outside. She realized the Golden running up the road was not me.

Now mom is trying to figure out who it is. There are three Goldens in our nieghborhood: me, Flash and Polar. I was sleeping in Grandma's bed. Polar is super old and mom doubts he would have the speed that this doggie had. And Flash even when he is out of his fence doesn't go out of his yard. So who is this other doggie that I am taking the rap for? And as to why mom couldn't tell that other doggie wasn't me...Well, she said she had an eye appointment today and the drops made her vision blurry. Yeah, that's the ticket.

 
 

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Barked by: Grunt CGC (Dogster Member)

November 7th 2012 at 3:30 am

Me and Darcy go for walks every day in the country also! Only I poop at one of the neighbors house all the time. Mom says it's almost on the road, no sidewalks, so we just keep moving. Poop is poop, and mom doesn't think the people in da hood are going to do dna anytime soon! :):)
Barked by: Pepper - CGC (Dogster Member)

November 7th 2012 at 1:36 pm

I know what ya mean, Lucky. When our neighbors furst put in a nice ornamental pond, I admit I checked it out a time or two. But after gettin' yelled at I stopped goin' in there. But they was still blamin' me up to two years later of goin' in that pond!


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