A Day In the Life of the Fizzy

She GOT ME!

November 20th 2011 3:31 pm
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Oh, pups...Momma got me yesterday. I had a feeling it was coming. Her and Daddy kept complaining about how stinky I was. I don't get my hairs cut for another 2 weeks, and Momma said I couldn't go visiting on Thanksgiving being as stinky as I was...

Momma lured me upstairs yesterday afternoon. We laid on the bed for a bit, then she got up and put the baby gate up so I couldn't go down the stairs. Uh oh...then she took off my collar....UH OH. I tried hiding under Daddy's chair. That's where I go when I'm scared of the thunderstorms, but he chased me out! Momma picked me up and carried me into the bathroom. NOOOOOOOO! I dug in so tight on her neck that Daddy had to come pry me off. Momma thought she was bleeding. I sure hope she was....

She hosed me down with the sprayer, then sudsed me up. I refused to move, so she had to keep turning me around. "Come on, Fizzbutt, cooperate!!!" No. No I will not.

After the torture was done, Momma picked up the baby gate, and I ran downstairs and proceeded to kill the love seat. Not that it was the love seat's fault, but I had to dry off on SOMETHING. Momma started taking pictures with her camera. "Come on, Fizzbutt, look at me!" No. No I will not.

I ignored Momma for the rest of the night, until she got down on the floor with me and told me that no one would want to pet me and love me on Thanksgiving smelling as bad as I did. *I* thought I smelled perfect, just like a pup is SUPPOSED to smell like.

Mean Momma...

 
 

Leave A Comment | 14 people already have

Barked by: Ceeley (Dogster Member)

November 20th 2011 at 11:34 pm

Meanie indeed! Why oh why can't our humans unnerstand we's 'streamly 'lergic to baths!
Barked by: Cathey U

November 20th 2011 at 11:36 pm

I know just how you felt.

Poor Fizzy.
Barked by: Wendy G

November 21st 2011 at 12:02 am

I wuz gotted nod dis day, bud yes'day, tu AN' dem wented out fur dinner W.I.F.O.U.T me, Zaidie :O
Barked by: HarleyDavidson THD, CGC (Dogster Member)

November 21st 2011 at 12:03 am

It happens to me every week Fizz!
Barked by: Misty (Psst on the right) (Dogster Member)

November 21st 2011 at 12:03 am

I feel your pain. I was the first victim today into the BATH, and let me tell you, clean dog smell is not all it's cracked up to be.
Barked by: MrJackFreckles~SirLick-a-Lot (Dogster Member)

November 21st 2011 at 1:28 am

Poor Fizzy!
I get tricked, too when it is *that time*...
I hope you shook out real good so evfurrything got wet, too, esp the perpetrators!
Barked by: Shiloh Ribosome Hunter (Dogster Member)

November 21st 2011 at 1:46 am

Im' so sorry! My pawrents have used the "you stink" defense, but that is no excuse for the torture. Two words people: Grooming wipes! Your mom should try make it a little easier on her with very yummy treats!
Barked by: Lil Bear (Dogster Member)

November 21st 2011 at 4:00 am

I been there too Fizzy. Me & mama goed to a park an I was DIRTY! I seed mama fillin up a baff tub an I hided but she woulnant give up till I gots my baff.

When mamas say is baff time, they's relentless. SHEESH
Barked by: ✨ Whitley ✨ (Dogster Member)

November 21st 2011 at 6:07 am

I's so jealous! I's sposed to get my bath today, but momma are waiting until Tuesday so I'll be all nice and clean for the car. I wants my bath now!
Barked by: Angel Petey- In Loving Memory (Dogster Member)

November 21st 2011 at 12:52 pm

I know how you feel, mine is coming this week, Mom keeps saying about the whole house getting a cleaning and me included...ugh
Barked by: Demon Flash Bandit (Dogster Member)

November 21st 2011 at 3:17 pm

Call a lawyer. The humans aren't allowed to bathe a dog unless they have notarized permission for said bath from the dog!
Barked by: Hamish McDuff (Dogster Member)

November 21st 2011 at 4:11 pm

I got one yesterday, but I get one every week. Darn allergies!
Barked by: Greta Grace (Dogster Member)

November 21st 2011 at 5:12 pm

Momma's been mentioning that we uh-hmm "stink" lately, too. I know we're done for!!
Barked by: Ella (Dogster Member)

November 22nd 2011 at 10:00 am

OMD Fizzy... how terrible! But I bet you are gonna get a ton of kisses and pets now that you smell 'human' fresh!


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