A Day In the Life of the Fizzy

Again??

October 14th 2011 9:28 am
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I'm a Diary Pick AGAIN, pups?! Dogster really must want me to promote my Get More Chicken classes.

Here's another tip. When Momma gives you your chicken, make sure you gently spit your pill out at her. But make sure she can hear you do it, too. Make a little "pth" sound when you spit it out, that way she knows for sure that you didn't eat it. Then just sit there and look at her like "What?" Make sure you look innocent, like you didn't MEAN to spit out the pill, it just jumped outta your mouth. Do this several times for the maximum amount of chicken. You know the game is over when she starts screaming for Daddy to come give you your chicken pill, because it's harder to mess with Daddy.

Professor Fizzy, Chicken Master at large

 
 

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Barked by: MrJackFreckles~SirLick-a-Lot (Dogster Member)

October 14th 2011 at 6:08 pm

BOL, Fizzy! And congrats again!
Barked by: Cathey U

October 14th 2011 at 6:40 pm

Fantastic tip Fizz! Thanks for sharing. Maybe you could write a book or a pamphlet or sumfin with these great tips.
Barked by: Wendy G

October 14th 2011 at 7:33 pm

Yu r stucked in da Dogster Time Woop Contiuum-fing, Fizzy! I hab NO idea whut dat r meenin' so ask Zoe. Hur knows :D
Barked by: Wendy G

October 14th 2011 at 7:34 pm

Make dat 'Continuum'. *sigh*
Barked by: Pepper - CGC (Dogster Member)

October 15th 2011 at 3:49 am

Conwags on Diary Pick! Keep enjoyin' that chicken!
Barked by: ✨ Whitley ✨ (Dogster Member)

October 15th 2011 at 8:13 am

Congrats! I got some chicken tonight - yum!
Barked by: Rudy (Dogster Member)

October 16th 2011 at 3:25 pm

BOL Fizzy! And condogulations on bein' a diary pick on the 14th, we missed it on account of mom's stoopid cold, but we are sure glad you bark regularly in your diary!


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