June 21st 2011 6:06 pm
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I've just been trickerated, pups, and by my own Momma!!!
She's been saying for days that I need a b-a-t-h soon. See, her and Daddy are going to the beach next week, and I'm going to stay with my not-so-sick-anymore-Grammy while they're gone. She says I stink, especially since I rolled in bunny pooh on Sunday. Whatever, Momma, I LIKE my stink.
Anyway, Momma washed the sheets today, and she kept telling Daddy that she wasn't putting the sheets back on if I smelled. So...fine, don't put the sheets on! But no...I wasn't that lucky.
You wanna know how she trickerated me? She told me I could have a special treat...something I rarely get. Chicken??? Hot dog??? CHEESE??????
NO! My HEARTGUARD! That's how she lured me into the tub!! Don't get me wrong, I only get it once a month, and it's the only thing I ever get to eat besides my food, but STILL! Although it IS pretty tasty...but MOMMA!! To trickerate me with MEDICINE!! And the worst thing is, it WORKED!
So after my bath I came downstairs and shook all my water on the hardwood floors...HA! THAT'LL make her mad! And when she finally let me outside, my friend Hannah was out there, and I made sure to tell her not to roll around in the stink cause her Momma might trickerate HER into a bath!!!
Mean old Momma...
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yup, those mommas can be real tricky. Mommy says it's my turn tomorrow!
I gits trickerated on a regular basis around here-- at least once a week, sometimes twice.. darn allergies!!
Well, youse gonna gets a baff--yer mama a'ready 'cided dat. Leas' you gots a treat too, efun if it was me'cine. Jus' stay outta da bunny poop or you gets anuvver baff an no treat.
That's 'busive Fizzy mom....plain 'buse!!!!:(
These Momma's Growlmy's and Moms of ours...they have all kinds of tricks up their sleeves to make us fall for the stuff we really don't want or see(smell) the need for...
I don't need any tricks to get a bath - but I like 'em!
So mean! So low! To trick Fizzy to a bath with MEDICINE!
yep Mom's sure are tricky like that,
Yeah, she was tricky but Fizz, you must be slipping.
Watch out next time. Don't let that happen again.
Yeah, Fizzy!! Zoe r wite!! Whut r goin' on, dood??? Yur Momma gotted yu intu da baff wif MED'CINE?? Dis r an outwage AN' it r kinda sad dat yu fellded fur it, my fwiend...BOLBOLBOL :D
But PUPS, don't you see? I NEVER get ANY food other than my...well, FOOD. I never get nothing special cause of these stupid rocks in my belly, and so when she said "treat" I got super excited and bounced into the bathroom. Don't worry, I didn't talk or look at her aaaaaaaaall night. Until we got into bed and I forgot that I was mad at her. But still. She knew I was mad!
Gud werk wif da ignorin', Fizzy. I kno' dat r weally tuff tu du cuz da Mommas r jus' so darnded cute an' junk :)
I unnerstan where yu r comin' fwum, my fwiend :)
You sort of got a treat for a bath! I get a bath every week and I don't get even pretend treats like medicine. Mum says I'm a good boy. I'm sure your Momma thinks your a good boy too. You do need to be more careful though.
But Whitley, liking baths is just wrong. Then again you enjoy getting wet and playing in the pool. So I guess it makes some kind of sense.