A Day In the Life of the Fizzy

Uh Oh..

October 21st 2010 4:52 pm
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*sigh* Pups, I've been naughty.

Momma says there's a whole list of naughty things I've done lately, but here's a list of "highlights".

I shredded another sock. This one was Daddy's, and Momma yelled at him so bad for not being more careful with his socks that I had to cover my ears with my paws!!

I've been trying to eat the mulch in the front yard. I'm not allowed outside by myself at ALL anymore, cause Momma doesn't know what I'm trying to eat, so she stands there and shoos me away.

Momma was clipping her nails and I kept trying to eat the clippings. Momma says this is gross, but I'm not really sure why.

Momma usually puts her garbage can in the bedroom on the dresser cause I like to go in for the dirty Kleenex. Except she moved it to the floor cause she was looking for something and forgot to pick it up. I had a smorgasbord of dirty Kleenex. I kept running downstairs with them, and Momma yelled "Daddy, what is he DOING up there???" Daddy discovered the problem and shut the bedroom door. But did he pick up the can? Nope! So when it was time to go to bed and Daddy opened the door, I ran right to the can, grabbed a HUGE wad of Kleenex, and RAN to the stairs! Except Momma was walking UP the stairs. Crap. We stood there for a few seconds, staring at each other. I tried to get around her, but Momma's too smart. She got me.

And THEN she told me Ho Ho won't come if I keep this up!!! Ooh...darn it. I guess I should stop being so naughty...

 
 

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Barked by: MrJackFreckles~SirLick-a-Lot (Dogster Member)

October 22nd 2010 at 2:06 am

What has gotten into you lately? BOL, BOL! I love the kleenex story. My doggy cousin raids the waste basket fur the q-tips...BOL!

Have a nice well behaved evening!
Woofs!
Barked by: ✨ Finley ✨ (Dogster Member)

October 22nd 2010 at 4:38 am

Hee hee.... Whitley and I go after the Kleenex sometimes. And make such a mess!! Never have been interested in mulch, nail clippings, or socks, though...

Momma is laughing so hard... she can just image you and your Momma in what we call around these parts a "Mexican stand-off"-- bol!!
Barked by: ✨ Whitley ✨ (Dogster Member)

October 22nd 2010 at 7:16 am

Dirty kleenexes are the bestest! Too bad my momma does not have allergies otherwise there would be more!
Barked by: Angel Petey- In Loving Memory (Dogster Member)

October 22nd 2010 at 1:28 pm

we have our moments...I'm sure Ho Ho will still be good to you!!
Barked by: Jolanda (Dogster Member)

October 22nd 2010 at 3:55 pm

oh my dog - I can't believe she said that to you! Sure he will come.
Sounds like you had a fine day ;o)
Happy woofs to you, Jolanda and sonja
Barked by: Hamish McDuff (Dogster Member)

October 22nd 2010 at 4:14 pm

I was very, very naughty this morning too. It must be something in the weather that is making us like this. I got put in my pen with no treats and no bye bye. I stole the circular off the table in the living room and made tiny, pretty paper pieces and spread them all over the floor. Then I went into the kitchen and attacked the soft mat by the sink. When I was done it was in 3 pieces. The largest with a 6 inch hole ripped out of it. Then just before it was time for Mum to leave, I went in the dining room and peed on the rug by the drape. That was all Mum could take and I got stuck in jail for the day. So it must be something beyond our control that is making us do this stuff.
I've done the tissues too and paper towels but so far I haven't taken them out of the can. I'll have to save that for another day. Thanks for the idea!
Barked by: Greta Grace (Dogster Member)

October 22nd 2010 at 4:40 pm

Pups, I think it's da full moon!! I got ahold of a toothpaste box and turned it into a billion tiny, little pieces! I wuv tissues and napkins, too, and Q-tips. Yummay!!
Barked by: Lexie (Dogster Member)

October 22nd 2010 at 5:38 pm

It took Mom YEARS to get the idea to put the trash bins up on the dresser in her room and on the toilet tops in the bathrooms. Every so often the kids leave nice used, nougat-y tissues by the computer desk in the living room or they simply leave their bedroom doors open by accident before school and we get in there and have a tissue pawty! Love that! The Q-tips are great too, especially the more carmelly ones. Yum!
Barked by: Bacon (Dogster Member)

October 22nd 2010 at 7:13 pm

HOHO? HOHO? Who are HOHO? I am naughty, too! OMD. I want HOHO to come to see me! Bacon wuff evfurryone. :(

Sads. Oh no. Fizzy we gotta help eachothfur be gooder. I are gonna ask Mama about Hoho.
Barked by: Angel Petey- In Loving Memory (Dogster Member)

October 22nd 2010 at 7:26 pm

Bacon you are going to LOVE the HOHO...but you know what the more I think about it, you may love what he is and brings but all the build up and decorations around the Bisson household may turn you more devilish...since you've never seen yet!!! This could turn into quite a HOHO for Mama and Papa and Izzy too!!! Papa better hold on to his pants...BOL
Barked by: Ella (Dogster Member)

October 22nd 2010 at 9:10 pm

Naughty?!?!?! Noooo... you are the most entertaining doggie evah!!! :o)


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