September 19th 2010 1:44 pm
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I got in trouble again, pups, and I can't even blame it on that naughty NotMe from Hideeho.
I went with Daddy to see my Grammy and Pap Pap and Uncle Thumper. Not the sick Grammy. That's Momma's Grammy. I went to DADDY'S Grammy's house. Anyhow, we went over there to watch the Steelers play with the footballs. I don't really care much about the footballs but it's a fun time anyhow cause me and Thumper play.
Grammy has a big crab apple tree in the front yard. I've NEVER eaten them before. I always left them alone. But that was B.S. (Before Surgery). Now that I'm on my special diet, I gotta take every opportunity to eat what I can, when I can. So I ate a few before Pap Pap noticed. I also ate a bug. The apples were ok. Not so much the bug. Anyhow, Pap Pap stopped me, but then I kept wanting to go out to eat more! It was driving everyone crazy cause they were trying to watch the footballs being kicked around or thrown around or whatever it is they do in footballs. Footballs is a VERY BIG DEAL here in the Pittsburgh Pennsylvania place. I had the urka gurkas but nothing came up. So during the half-times Daddy brought me home to Momma.
Who was NOT happy.
She's really really behind on laundry and paperwork since she's been spending so much time with sick Grammy, and she was going to get it done while the boys were out of the house. When Daddy dropped me off she let me out, and she said I looked like a sheep, I was eating so much grass! BAAA. Actually, I've never seen a sheep in real life, but Momma has, and she says they're way more smelly than I am. Anyhow, Momma was afraid to go downstairs to do the laundry cause she thought for sure I was gonna yak up apples and grass on her white carpet. Pawsonally, I think she was just making excuses to not do the laundry. She HATES laundry.
Anyhow, it's been 2 hours since I came home and I haven't urka gurka-ed or tooted or poohed yet, so Momma hopes I'm in the clear. I ate my lunch just fine and didn't hurl it up yet. I just hope if I do, I make it outside, cause if I don't, Daddy will bring out the steam monster machine again, and I REALLY hate that thing. A few tasty apple treats aren't worth it!
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You need to learn about what is really yummy, not yucky crabby apples...see how they made nasties in your tum-tum!?!
Hoping your Momma's carpet stays nice and white!
BTW: You could try some nice and even yuckier black walnuts...BOL! Can't figure out why the squirrel dudes like them so much!
Hugs and licks fur your Grammy Pat.
No walnuts here. Momma says THANK GOD FOR THAT. Heh heh...
Grammy Pat is feeling pretty good! She had some tum tum issues of her own from all the Percocet, but she's feeling pretty good today! Thanks for the love and licks!
Don't tell your Momma I said this but if you do urka-gurka on the white carpet, that is her own fault.
White carpet is just so impractical.
Maybe you could become FizzyJacksonPollock and make colorful splotches on the white carpet. It would be pretty and on porpoise and your Daddy could throw away the evil steam monster.
Fizzy, I say NONE of this is your fault but your parents fault for not feeding you ALL you want WHEN you want it! A dog's gotta do what a dog's gotta do! OH, OH gotta run Mommy's coming! (I's not instigating nuttin' Mommy pwomise!)
I just gotta ask Fizzy, how do crab apples taste?
Zoe, you're SO RIGHT! But Momma says she got the carpet before she got me, and she isn't getting new carpet. Oh well.
I know, Ebby! I was getting the chicken for a while there, but now I get nothing!! What the heck??
And HD, crab apples are OK. Kind of twangy. Momma says I mean bitter, but I'm sticking with twangy.
we haven't tasted crabapples either, me and Izzy generally stay away from fruit, although we like blueberries! glad you didn't do any urkagurka-ing!
Hope you keep feeling ok. I don't know about crab-apples, but I know that crab must be pretty good because my momma eats it and never lets me have any. BOL! I don't think the apples are all that impressive though.
Apples?? They're kind of blah...
Now, tangerines???? Those are YUMMILICIOUS!!
I don't like apples either, my favorite is watermelon...I sure do hope that your belly is feeling better though..
Give some love to your Mom and Grammy too!!!
I've done this piggin' out stuff with the pears that fall from the tree in our yard. Mom tries to pick them all up, but I always find more - same as you, I am on a special diet and I miss being able to eat 24/7, not that I was every allowed to eat 24/7, but buffets are certainly better than 1/4 cup of low-cal kibble. I did get an upset tummy and make some gaseous clouds in the bedroom at night, but otherwise it was worth it!
Crab apples sound so yummy! I bet it was totally worth it!