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A Day In the Life of the Fizzy

My Name is Fizzy and I'm a Sock-o-holic

September 17th 2010 3:06 pm
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I have this thing for Daddy's dirty socks. I also have a thing for Daddy's boxers, too, but I'm not supposed to tell you pups that. Anyhow, sometimes, when Daddy takes off his socks, he'll throw them in the air at me and I catch them and play with them. Then Momma picks them up and puts them in the laundry basket.

But Momma hasn't been home much lately, see, so there were dirty socks all over the bedroom. Momma kept saying "Now Daddy, PLEASE pick up your dirty socks and put them where they belong!" but Momma says Daddy's brain is like a sieve. I dunno what that is. I'm guessing she wasn't saying something nice about Daddy.

Anyhow, I REALLY didn't want Momma to leave for work today, so I stood by the door and shook like a leaf. Momma said I can't come to school until Animal Week, which is like a bajillion years away!! When she left, I got mad...

...and when she came home, every single one of Daddy's dirty socks that were in the bedroom were now in the living room. And I was just sitting in the middle of them giving her the schnauzer stink eye.

That'll teach her to leave me at home all day!!

She wasn't even mad. She laughed and laughed!! I think Momma's losing her brain cause a couple of weeks ago she woulda been kinda mad at me. She says she's leaving all the socks where they are until Daddy comes home and picks them all up!!


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Barked by: Angel Petey- In Loving Memory (Dogster Member)

September 17th 2010 at 3:38 pm

that sounds like lot's of fun with all those dirty smelly socks... I bet you looked so cute with all those socks around you that's why Momma didn't get mad and just laughed at you!!!
Barked by: Ella (Dogster Member)

September 17th 2010 at 4:49 pm

I like your sock decorating style! ;o)
Barked by: MrJackFreckles~SirLick-a-Lot (Dogster Member)

September 17th 2010 at 5:32 pm

That would have been quite the scene!
Too bad you didn't chew them up, too...that would have really taught your Daddy a lesson...
Barked by: Ebony Ursula (Dogster Member)

September 17th 2010 at 5:37 pm

We's all has our 'dictions. I's a food-a-holic!
Barked by: ✨ Whitley ✨ (Dogster Member)

September 18th 2010 at 12:41 am

That is too funny! I like socks too! I've tried to hide my Finley's momma's socks when she comes to visit so she will stay but it doesn't seem to work.
Barked by: Hamish McDuff (Dogster Member)

September 18th 2010 at 7:39 am

That's a good one Fizzy. I'm currently working on newspaper shredding. Mum says I've gotten really good at it. I would have loved to see your Daddy's face when he got home.
Barked by: Greta Grace (Dogster Member)

September 18th 2010 at 8:51 am

The first step is admitting you has a problem! BOL! I bet it was rather cute!
Barked by: Lucy (Dogster Member)

September 18th 2010 at 2:58 pm

Aaawww...the smell of dirty's so good.

Just be careful not to eat them or you'll end up like me with stitches down my belly. Now Mama keeps a tight lid on the dirty laundry.

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