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A Day In the Life of the Fizzy


August 1st 2010 3:32 pm
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I was out in the backyard, a place I don't get to go to very much since Daddy broke the back fence and never fixed it (which makes Momma very very angry), when I found a REALLY good sniffing spot along the fence. I sniffed. I growled. I dug a little. I forced my head in the fence and pulled out...a dead baby bunny. I carried him in my mouth for a few seconds, and then...darn it. Momma saw me and SCREAMED bloody murder. "DROP IT FIZZY!! I SAID DROP IT!!" I mean, seriously, pups, she sounded like a banshee.

Momma made me go back inside (WITHOUT MY BUNNY!!!) and Daddy came out and "disposed" of him.

There were no puncture wounds in the bunny, and Momma didn't hear any signs of a struggle, so she's guessing it was already dead. Now she's all paranoid that I'm going to be sick. But I didn't eat him, and he was only in my mouth for a few seconds. He wasn't even decaying yet, so he must have died very recently. What do you pups think?


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Barked by: Ella (Dogster Member)

August 1st 2010 at 4:14 pm

Awww, Fizzy! That sucks you didn't get to keep your bunneh.
Barked by: Wendy G

August 1st 2010 at 4:37 pm

Jus' tu be on da safe side, Fizzy, I wood disinfect yur mouf wif a coupla steakses an' sum bacon..Dat shood du it..BOL!!!!
Barked by: Cathey U

August 1st 2010 at 4:41 pm

Perhaps you should gargle with Listerine.

My guess is that you will be fine. I do hope your Dad was wearing gloves while he examined the deceased. And your Mom should probably take a pill and relax.

Have a nice day.
Barked by: Lucy (Dogster Member)

August 1st 2010 at 4:49 pm

You hit the jackpot and didn't enjoy your prize!!! bummer :(
I'm sure you'll be fine :)
Barked by: MrJackFreckles~SirLick-a-Lot (Dogster Member)

August 1st 2010 at 6:57 pm

Since it wasn't decaying...YUCK...and you didn't puncture it, you probably won't have issues other than bunny furs stuck in your mouth.

Have some vodka, the alcohol will sterilize any germies! BOL! (Just kidding)
Woofs for finding it before the dead stink set in...that would really freak your Momma out!
Barked by: Fizzy (Dogster Member)

August 1st 2010 at 7:00 pm

Thanks pups. Momma thinks I'm fine. Except she won't let me kiss her cause she keeps saying I have dead bunny breath. BOL!
Barked by: ✨ Whitley ✨ (Dogster Member)

August 1st 2010 at 9:29 pm

Mommas are no fun! Don't they know dead bunnies and things are fun?
Barked by: ✨ Finley ✨ (Dogster Member)

August 2nd 2010 at 12:35 am

Yeah, all the things we think are great, they think are gross.......
Barked by: Roudy (Dogster Member)

August 2nd 2010 at 8:39 am

What a swell prize you had there! Darn it. Too bad you couldn't keep it!
Barked by: Sophie (Dogster Member)

August 3rd 2010 at 9:42 am

you need a good hidie place!!

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