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Happy St. Paddy's Day

Schmitty’s Irish Tweet!

Shake paws with Francine’s Max today and Hurley and Dusty too.

And how about that Capybara that we know as CaplinROUS.

And Colorado is the place where Pepper the Doggie Tweets.

And Cokie the Cat and Lisa Dee will sing for you so sweet.

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Hey Tammy Bruce, Debbie Bruck, Mr. Perturbed,

Dana The Pixie, Wiggy & Spike.

Moxie Paws, Radar Dog, Legless Lush, Nurelah,

Ratbone and Scrubby will Twitter all night.

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Biscuit Girl, Tuffy Cat, Shawn Finch and Tweety Pie,

Miss Lorie Huston and Cesar Millan.

Kim Halligan, Mattie Dog and Ru Begon-i-a,

Basil The Bassett - it goes on and on.

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Shake paws with Francine’s Max today and Hurley and Dusty too.

And how about that Capybara that we know as CaplinROUS.

And Colorado is the place where Pepper the Doggie Tweets.

And Cokie the Cat and Lisa Dee will sing for you so sweet.

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Sanjee Cat, Stripey Cat, Flo the Cat, Corky and

Debs Sweet’s a human who got in this song.

Niqqi and George The Duck, George The Duck? What the . . . heck.

Even Turtle Lady 81 is singing along.

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There’s Lil Pecan the Guinea pig and a well Informed Ferret too.

With Shakespeare Schuller and Mr. Noof and a Bear named Louise number 2.

Now Romeo Cat and Sam the Poodle are eating Irish stew and

SchmittySays to all her Twitter friends “Yappy St. Patty’s Day to you!”

http://gottavisitnyc.com/schmitty-barks-happy-st- patricks-day/

T’was The Night Before Christmas (In Beaglie Land)

By Toby http://www.dogster.com/dogs/193547

T’was the night before Christmas, and all across planet earth,
The Beaglies were thinking of their savior’s birth.
In that manger, long ago, with the camels and the cow,
A Wiseman’s beagle with his little head did bow.

The story of Saint Beag has been lost to history;
But the meaning to our beaglie pets is not a mystery.
For as he watched the Christ child, with his head in a bow,
Saint Beag gave the Christ child his precious puppy chow!

Now every Christmas Eve, Saint Beag does his rounds,
Bringing toys and treats to the good beaglies he has found
With a sack of hotdogs, steaks, and bones,
And for the best beaglies of all: A Big Ice Cream Cone!!!

A sled pulled by beagles; against the night sky will soar.
There will be barking and baying; my goodness what a roar!
The rabbits and squirrels will hide their little heads,
Meanwhile our beagles will be restless in their beds.

So beaglies of the world: a piece of advice
It’s really, really important for you to be nice.
Don’t bite the cat; don’t steal the food
And, above all else, don’t do anything lewd.

I know it’s hard; but you must leave a treat.
St. Beag and his team would love some meat.
For the meaning of Christmas, in one simple line:
It’s good to receive; but to give is divine.

So Listen closely tonight and and you will hear
The ancient beaglie Christmas cheer.
As St. Beag and his team soar out of sight:
Aroo-roo to all. And to all Arroo Night!!!

My last Puppy Obedience Class

Tonight is my last class at puppy school. My mama & papa hope I pass and don't embarrass them. The big dogs in class make me nervous. I've done pretty good so far. I can do sit pretty good. I just get distracted by other dogs easily. I can do everything at home for food. I will do almost anything for food.

I did pretty good in class. Mom & dad were happy. I won most socialized dog and got a special dog biscuit. Everybody in class got a graduation certificate. We had 2 Validictorians in class. The 2 puppys Scout a black & white dog & Tess a black Labrador puppy. They did amazingly well for their age. They both could do sit stay from across the room and they both came when their owners called their name. I'm pretty good at sit stay but only close up other wise I get distracted too easily. Another dog in class would't stop barking so I wasn't the only one not paying attention. I'm glad I don't have to go to school any more for a while at least.