Dog Day Afternoon by Boscorelli
July 13th 2005 10:27 am
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I was wandering around in the back yard. I had been out there for about an hour. I had already explored the entire backyard and decided I was going to look under the deck. Hmmm...whats this? I put my paw alllll the way under the deck, desperate to pull out my finding. reaching and reaching until finally it came within mouths reach. It was a nice, smooth, black power cord that powered the lighting on the deck. Oh what fun this will be! I grabbed it and went to run to my favorite chewing place. I took about 3 steps and was yanked back to the deck by the cord. I quickly went to plan B before someone saw what i was doing. Chew chew chew...chew chew chew. Perfect! A nice 10 foot stretch of chew toy! Good thing the deck lighting is on a timer, or that might have hurt! I prceeded to chew and chew until I heard the back door open. Oh no I thought. I desperately tried to stash the wire, but in my chewing frenzy, I had tangled myself in the evidence. I hobbled behing the deck and managed to free myself from tangle. I came back out from the deck and he looked at me and said, "What did you have?" I gave him the "I dont have anything" face. He went behind the deck and saw my ball-o-wire. He was coming right for me and I took off with my ears pinned back (aerodynamics). He cornered me and dragged me inside to..... the cage. I sat there and thought about what I did. It was worth it. He let me out and I apologized to him the best way I know how...the ONLY way I know how. He fixed the wiring and I cant reach it now. I'll find something else. Don't worry about that!
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