Kirbitt!!!

When Mom yells Kirbitt!!--you know I am in trouble. What did I do this time? When I know that I am guilty it is written all over my face. I start having a guppy face--opening and closing my mouth like a fish. When she calls me this, I usually ease over to her with my head down and real close to the ground. I climb up and get on her chest, she rolls me over and------(OH, NO)-------- scratches my tummy and chest. Then I think--I charmed her--I'm such a charmer, she forgot whatever it is I did!! I am so cute--she can't resist, bol. I don't get away with much--remember that I have a brother and sister to tell on me. Most of the time, I don't give them a chance--I am the talker of the bunch, and won't quit until I make whatever it is I am talking about known to all. I tell on them, won't let them get away with anything. When Sallie Mae sneaks a toy outside--they know, when she chews the gardenia bush--they know. One thing I can not figure out is where are the monkeys in the grass she destroys? Never--ever even saw one, I just don't know where they are, as she has gotten rid of all the grass they are supposed to be hiding in. Chili, now he is the sneaky one. I can't ever catch him doing anything, so I don't tell on him much. It's a hard job, but somebody has to do it!!

The Energizer Rabbit

There is no such thing--can't be, never could be. Mom sometimes says she is hunting my batteries to take just one out and she hasn't found them yet. She says that if I am not creating some mischief, I am talking, and by talking--I think she means bossing. She knows me pretty well, and usually knows what I am going to get into, before I do it. I snuck Sallie Mae's baby blanket off he bed today and took into the next bedroom where Dad was on his computer. You see--there is a cubby hole inside that desk, that has my name on it--I've always laid there when he is on his computer. This small quilt was tne grandchild's 10 years ago--when Hannah outgrew it and I came along, it was put there for me. Now at times my sister uses it at night when she isn't cold enough to go under all the bed covers. That's ok--one more inch or one more pound, it won't do her any good anyway. See--sometimes there is revenge when you keep growing!! Chili and I both can get in the cubby hole, and there is just no way she can even put her big toe in! Ha--little dogs do still rule, bol. When she goes missing--that really gets next to me, as when I go looking for her, she will be cuddled up next to Mom in another bedroom on her laptop. That's when I start standing in the hall--going round and round, barking in both bedrooms! I am telling my Mom and Dad that it is just unfair--they need to be in the same room with me between them. It looks as if they would learn one day, doesn't it?

Mom says that I am a guppy!!

I try and hide things that I do. When Mom looks my way and she knows I am up to something, I will do my lips open and closed--just like a guppy and stare back at her. I have nothing to worry about, as Mom thinks I am so cute, and I usually make her laugh and forget the mischief I have been into. Chili and Sallie Mae usually tell on me, or maybe she just knows. She calls me the instigator--what does she mean by that? I really am the good dog--I try and do right and teach my brother and sister all that I know. It's not my fault if they just don't see it like I do. I find fun in just about everything I do. They often join in and Mom can't help but see us all three into something. They are always getting me into something---and my Mom says I look like a guppy!!

Christmas--Oh Boy!!!

A week from Christmas--Oh, boy!! I can't wait. there are presents under the tree, and I am sure there are lots of treats for us. I sniffed those packages!! Mom keeps that door shut, but I sneak in there every time she does. I am often under the tree before she sees me. She says Santa hasn't even come yet. If there are that many things for me already--I can't wait for the big day!! I am sure there will be the stupid little clothes that Mom asks Santa for me, I will not be caught in them, I don't know why she won't give up on that. I am smarter than she gives me credit for. I hide from the camera, and have taught Chili and Sallie Mae to, also. If there is material involved--we don't come out. Usually if there is a camera involved we don't either, bol. Oh, no!!! Does that mean we've been bad? I never thought of it like that before.

The after Thanksgiving blues

I have to admit, I like being around people. I like showing off for eveyone. My brother Chili is rather shy, but this is not the case with me. I can find a way to lick your face in 0.2 secounds and make you like it. I love to sit beside anybody and talk. And talk I can. I can just about talk you into anything. I can make you think you would love to take me home with you. I can also make you pretty miserable if you don't listen to me. It makes me a little sad today since everybody left and went home. I didn't mind having 21 people for dinner in 1000 square feet of house total. Mom is tired today and ignoring all my antics. I am in withdrawel. This means tomorrow I will decide not to eat, and make Mom beg me. Don't tell her or she may just put it down and leave me alone and go to the people food store. I will have her sitting in a kitchen chair talking to me the whole time I take tiny little baby bites. Oh, this game is fun, want to join me?

I am THE DOG!!!

I may be little, but I know what I want and I usually get it!! For instance: Sallie Mae's bone---I took it from her. Her furry squirrel--I took it, too! Mom's attention--got it! Dad's pillow--never ever without it!! Humor me now---I am the great one. I do tell everyone what to do and they jump. I won't eat sometimes, until someone puts my food bowl under the kitchen chair and talks to me. When I go outside I run in and make someone wash my booty off. I don't budge from the sink in the bathroom until they do. Don't tell me little dogs don't have big attitudes, cause I will show you mine. I have a terrible underbite and Sallie Mae's growl will never be as bad as I look. I would never bite, but I will make a beliver out of you. The only thing I can imagine that would be worse than me is---uh if one of the other dogs decided to sit on me!! Oh--I'm glad I thought bout that and not one of them!!!

A beagle

I really wish I could be a beagle. I really like chasing squirrels and birds in the yard, being able to smell all the smells, running thru the leaves. I believe I would be a good hunter. The only thing that holds me back is all this hair. Mom spends half her time HUNTING the brush, BOL. Why do male yorkies have all this stuff? I don't dare wear bows. In fact, I get a litle disgusted with Mom when she dares to dress me up. I don't even like my bomber jacket. Mom thinks it certainly was made for a boy dog, but I still think it is a little disgusting. If I were a beagle could I just roll in the mud, just maybe one time? I don't mind the grooming. In fact--I have never ever had a hair cut. Mom brushes me and I am so soft, my hair naturally just doesn't tangle. Even my sister, Sallie Mae has it better than me. Her hair is so short that her booty is almost bald. Oh well, maybe not better---that would be so embarrising!!!

My unmanagable hair

I am very tired tonight. It's tough being a boy!! I have been dealing with all this wet weather, and my unmanagable hair. Now it has gotten cold, and that gives my Mom permission to dress me, BOL. She has stopped short of putting bows in my hair, thank goodness, but the bomber jacket and colored sweat shirts with hoodies are a little much!!! I tried all summer to gain enough weight so my Mom would have to go shopping, and just maybe, not put forth the effort, but it didn't work. They still fit, and I am still running from the camera. They all still fit my brother, too, so we both have had it---pictures coming soon. But no sooner than I can run from that camera!!!

Hello

Hello!! I am a little tired tonight as I ran my sister, who is at least 3 times my size all over the yard this afternoon. Sallie Mae is so tall she just steps over me and Chili. She had one of my favorite toys, a tennis ball, and kept teasing me with it. Everyone else listens to me, I am the boss, but not her, she made me run for it! I usually tell everyone what to do. She just doesn't listen. I wish Mom would find her batteries and take them out for awhile. When she's not teasing me she is after Chili, just what are we brothers supposed to do? It's getting a little cooler out. It's bout time for Mom to get my bomber jacket out. Maybe she won't shame me and take pictures for all to see. I keep trying to tell Mom that it's time to brush me so I can go to sleep. I am standing under the shelf she keeps it on and barking. She has her head in the TV, BOL. She always gives me a treat after brushing, that's why I put up with it. Chili thinks she may give us a bath tonight. He keeps watching for her. He hides at bath time. I always cheat and help Mom find him. Gotta go----here she comes!!!

My life

I am the oldest of 3 pups in my family and everyone knows I am the smallest, but the BOSS. I love my Brother and Sister very much, but what is the oldest dog to do? I draw the limit at times and just want to be by myself, puppies can be exausting!!! There are many differences in us, I love to be groomed and have my bath, Chili will hide and won't come out if he knows there is one coming. Sallie Mae, well, there is just not a lot to wash, by yorkie or long-haired dachshund standards. Chili has a tail, and is a beautiful red color, with a light brown nose. He has no black on him at all. I on the other hand, have all three colors, and my Mom says I am beautiful, too. Sallie Mae has no tail, but she also has a almost bald bottom, Bol-- I have never seen such!!! She is fawn, but also has a funny looking mouth and nose. I am sorta my Mom's dog and Chili, prefers my Dad. My favorite toy is an orange dinasour that squeaks. The same company makes a green one just like it, but I will not touch it if it is green. I keep my mom busy, buying all the orange ones and putting them up for me so I will have one when I wear the present one out. I like to fetch it and growl at every one that comes by it, as I tote it most everywhere I go. I love children and other people. I love to keep you entertained!!! This new pup-- I think she is a pup, at least, keeps everyone busy. I am in charge of the house breaking and will alert my parents when it is TIME, if you know what I mean. I taught Chili that almost three years ago. I trained Chili well in almost everything he does---except at bath time. I can't talk him into liking that attention. Did I mention that I have a terrible underbite? When my mom does her fingers as if they are walking toward me, I go ballistic, I look like I am the horrible big dog that could take your head off, though I would not ever bite. It's just a game I like to play and act BIG! It's a lot of fun, as I like all the attention it gets me. I can almost talk, I sure let my opinion be known about almost everything! All-in-all, I guess I like my job as being the boss around here!!