2 Days

....w/out joggie walkies?!
How dare that hooman!!!!!!
Best friend has been
snoozin' in for the past
two days. Aroooo to that!
I've tried waking her up
around 5am by moving
around on the bed &&
staring at her; which I
know creeps her out BOL.

Her laaaaaazy bum
doesn't get up, so I plop
back down to sleep beside
her.

Anywoof, today she was at
least generous enough to
buy me two new balls from
Petsmart.

Gramma hooman watches over
me during the evenings &
feeds me dinner
while BFF is at work.

I'll be lookin' forward to
tomorrow morning's joggie
walkies. Paws crossed.

Walkies Makes ME Happy ♥

....yes indeed! We
took a different
route today around
the neighborhood. I
need to wear a prongy
collar during walkies.
(I know furs, that
contraption looks
awfully cruel wrapped
on my neck, but best
friend uses it
correctly. I respect
the prongy training
tool. Plus, it helps
me focus - I heel
correctly, don't pull
& bff gives me a treat.)
We practice sit &
watch me's during
our walkies.

I see ppl waiting at
the bus stop &
immediately, I want to
say hello; happily,
staring hoping they'd
notice me too. I want to
meet & smell everyone!!!!
All in alll, I had a
VERY HAPPY & FUN walkies
- bff was very proud of me.

Dear Santa, i mean...

Dear diary,

I was playing w/ the Santa
stuffie, who's bite size
(literally), from Petsmart's
holiday collection. He
belonged to the fou fous.
I like to occasionally
make him squeak, cover
him in drool, dirt & dog
hair. Well, t'nite Santa
isss - I disemboweled
Santa! I removed the
stuffing inside of him &
the squeaker. I think the
fou fous are playin' w/
the semi-chewed squeaker
now.

::: arrrrroo :::

Tennis.
Balllllll-ah?!

Gotta go!
Ima have to continue this
later...

Happy National Puppy Day ♥

Hugs & pooch smooches
are an every day thing
from my hooman. Ahem
a li'l too much if you
ask me BOL. Today is
extra special indeed.
It is National Puppy
Day! My hooman &
I played tug, practiced
sit stay commands too.
She kept picking me up
& walking around w/ me.
:::scratching head:::

To all my fellow
pups, senior citizen
doggies, & to the
sweet doggies over
the rainbow
bridge - Happy
National Puppy
Dog Day!!!

Don't Mind If I Do...

Since bff has been workin' ten
hours almost every day during
the week, she doesn't want
to leave me crated for too long.

She keeps me in the laundry room.

Wellllll, I escaped from my
barricade (she secured my
folded up my wire crate,
which was propped up
vertically & wedged between
the washing machine; it
blocked the door entrance).
I cannot explain the details
of my escape b'cus bff is nosey
& reads my diaries. Feel free
to paw-mail me for details
though. BOL BOL! I pushed
the barricade aside. My nose
told me to head for the
kitchen. Somethin' smelled
super woofer delicious!
There was a whole Papa John's
supreme pizza sitting
untouched in its box on top
of the kitchen counter.
I pulled the box down from
the counter to the floor.

I ate it.
I ate it,
all.

Trip to Petsmart

Took a trip to my favorite
place today! I did very
well except at the check
out line. I really wanted
that cookie from the cashier
lady. She was using this
device to mark the stuff
in my cart. I stood up
on my front paws to watch. :D

BFF bought our food! Canned
duck & more Blue Buffalo
Wilderness dry kibble.

I wonder how they put ducks
in cans? Anywoof, BFF also
bought me my fave toys; isqueak
happy birthday tennis balls.

Check out my new video. It's
a clip of me & my chew.

Woofs, woofs!

Featured Diary! Pressies....

Please save them!

Thank you Dogster for selecting
me as another diary pick of the
day! Before any of my lovely
pals send me pressies, I'd like
to kindly ask to PLEASE
SAVE YOUR PRESSIES & send
some love over to one of
God's angels in heaven;
sweet & adorable
WYOMING, who recently was called
by GOD, to walk over the
rainbow bridge on 3/6/2011.

Her diary from April 12th touched
my heart! Please also see WY's
Tribute Montage made by her
mommy.....awwwwhiez! :)

Thank you all darling pals
in advance for viewing
WY's video Montage.

Where's my Package?

I'm waiting for a package from
Dr Foster and Smith.
Suppawsodely I will be receiving
some goodies. BFF showed me a
picture of one of my treats. She
basically said the goodies are
prevention and a good program
for me to start....

This.

What could this be? A kibble
mini-spoon? Back scratcher?
Anywoof, BFF has also ordered
some glucosamine-pupamine
basic care chews; to start on
a road to healthy joints.
She says doggies age fast
within the first three
years of their lives.
What does that mean?
Am I 345679 years old?!

Trip to Phoenix, Arizona

Memorial Day Weekend was super
woofer fun! The limo service
was quite a treat.

BFF & I rode in sssstyle
(our drivers were hooman
grammparents BOL!)
BFF fluffed my pillow, provided
refreshments, snacks & toys! Yet,
I was too distracted by these
zooming images outside my window.

When we waited in line at the
NM border check point, there
was a Belgian Malinois sniffing out
this hoopty van in front of us.

He was quite handsome so I began to
whimper to get his attention. BFF
tapped me & told me to hush b/c the
Malinois was working. Phooey! I
kept making noises anyway....

Fast forward to Phoenix. It was
incredibly hot for me! BFF had
to pick up me; all 54 lbs of me.
The black tar from the parking lot
scorched my feetsies. The best
part of my trip was meeting this
tiny hooman, my BFF's neice, +
I reunited w/ my 'ol pal Oprah
& we spent 3 fur-filled days wrasslin',
sharing water, & wrasslin' some more.

Here's a video of us, check it out! :)

WRASSLE

WRASSLE PART 2

Earsies

Shaking my head.
Scratching my left
ear. Grrrrrr.

BFF said a trip to
the vet's office was
in order. Appawrently,
allergies (environ-
mental yes, but food, idk?)
has struck me again
-- uh, red yeast
coming out of my ears.
I plopped down on the
cold comfy floor when
BFF checked us in to
the vet today.

Sooo many smells! It
was very over-whelming.

The peeps waiting in
their chairs said I was
a pretty dog as
well as well-behaved (if
they only knew the real
me, BOL!) I went to
my usual vet clinic,
but I saw a new face. Dr.
Duchoqouette -- is my new
doctor. I did very well;
by totally forgetting
my manners & jumping up
on the vet to give kisses
& licks. My ears were
inspected, I gave a li'l
shake then made my way
to BFF for comfort.

I was sent home w/ new
heartgard, Oticlense
& Surolan ear drops for
the red yeast. I'm
hoping that this
treatment will help rid
me of the symptoms of
the awful earsies
allergies. If, in fact
I have food allergies,
there is gonna be a
lonnnng food trial
ahead of me...