October 6th 2009 9:22 pm
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I have officially graduated Preschool: I am now a semi-obedient/semi-brat puppy. I am just too cute, I can do nothing wrong!
I have excelled in the following subjects in Preschool: (Please note the DISCLAIMER!!!)
1.) Socialization: Say hello politely and quietly
2.) Focus: Gaze into my I can do nothing wrong, mesmerizing puppy eyes
3.) Sit: Sign-language and semi-verbally
4.) Down: Sign-language and semi-verbally
5.) Leave it: On occasion(s) when Mommy is too slow I may snatch the treat-treat
6.) Come when called: What's my name again???
7.) Sit for greeting: I try, try, and I try ... but my bubbly affections burst into jumps
8.) Loose leash walking: I prefer a pace of brisk jogging
9.) Stay: Distractions, distractions!!
10.) Unwanted Nipping/Chewing: I have conquered & devoured ONLY one of Mommy's designer pair of heels. Grandpa can vouch for me, he instructed me to nibble on the kitchen table legs and chairs to soothe my growing puppy teeth-he thought it was time for a new kitchen table set-I was helping Grandpa give a hint-hint to Grandma.
DISCLAIMER: The above tasks are performed effortlessly ONLY when I WANT to!!!
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