I's So Awesome, I's Jealous of Me-self!

Me Nails

September 28th 2013 5:51 pm
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Yesterday, evil Mommy tricked me by tellin me we was going for a ride in da car. It are a lie! Liers goes to Hades Mommy! Anywho, she throwed me in da car and droved me to da vet. In me innocents, me thinks me's gonna get a treats of sumfin so me bounces in happily into the da torsher place and plops meself happily next to Mommy on da bench. A young man comes out and says "Ebony?"
Me recognizes dat voice and man too late. He are da same man dat hacked off me nails in da past. Me smile disappeared and me beady eyes gots real big as me tried to escape but it are no use. He had me in a headlock as he dragged me to da back. He HACKED off me nails!!!!!! I's beguns feelin whoosy cause he made some of dem bleed. Me doesn't knows how I's survived but me does!


P.S.---In utter news, Ceel finally got them red clown shoes taken off!

 
Barked by: Coco Rose (Dogster Member)

September 28th 2013 at 7:16 pm

I'm eating a cookie for you right this minute to try to help you gain your strength back...is it working? No? I better go eat some more cookies...Let me know when you start to feel better so I can stop eating - Okay?
Barked by: MrJackFreckles~SirLick-a-Lot (Dogster Member)

September 28th 2013 at 7:49 pm

Ach du!
Poor thing.
I hope you have since recovered from that trauma...

PS: Glad Ceeley is no longer a clown with boxing gloves...
Barked by: Fizzy (Dogster Member)

September 28th 2013 at 8:03 pm

Oh, my poor Ebby!!! What can I do to make it better?!?! Should I send some cheese? Or would you rather have some chicken?!
Barked by: Ebony Ursula (Dogster Member)

September 28th 2013 at 8:15 pm

Fizzy send me EVERYTHING you gots!!!!!! Dat might helps me a little bit!
Barked by: Flicka ~ CGC (Dogster Member)

September 28th 2013 at 11:36 pm

Flicka hit the button too early :)):))
Barked by: ✨ Whitley ✨ (Dogster Member)

September 29th 2013 at 1:39 am

OMD OMD! Momma does my nail hacking herself when she has to. She tries to walk me to where dey wear down since I hates it so much. I are glad you survived.
Barked by: Demon Flash Bandit (Dogster Member)

September 29th 2013 at 6:50 am

My humans did that to me about a week ago. I did not approve, and I'm considering a lawsuit against them.
Barked by: Wendy G

September 29th 2013 at 8:22 am

BOL, DFB!!! I onwy 'llow my bwoomer/bweeder/boarder guy, Bob, tu tuch my nailses an' eben den it r fun fur NO pup nor people!
Barked by: Lucky Isabella (Dogster Member)

September 29th 2013 at 8:50 am

I bite my nails, so I don't have to get them chopped off.
Barked by: Maruko (Dogster Member)

September 29th 2013 at 1:55 pm

Know exactly how you feel! I had my nails hecked few days ago by mom too... I really hate it! woof.
Barked by: ✨ Finley ✨ (Dogster Member)

September 29th 2013 at 7:27 pm

Momma only has to cut my dewclaws, da others I wears down by walkin' cuz I sled-dog on da sidewalk and it sands 'em down like a nail file!
Barked by: ✨ Finley ✨ (Dogster Member)

September 29th 2013 at 7:27 pm

Oh, and glad ya survived!!!
Barked by: Ebony Ursula (Dogster Member)

September 29th 2013 at 10:18 pm

Demon, I's does planned to sue Mommy but me settles outta court for 2 treats.
Barked by: Pogo (Dogster Member)

September 30th 2013 at 8:36 pm

Oh my goodness Ebbers!!! That sounds positively traumatic!!!! I hope you recover really soon from your torture! xoxoxoxoxo

 

Ebony Ursula


 

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