September 28th 2013 5:51 pm
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Yesterday, evil Mommy tricked me by tellin me we was going for a ride in da car. It are a lie! Liers goes to Hades Mommy! Anywho, she throwed me in da car and droved me to da vet. In me innocents, me thinks me's gonna get a treats of sumfin so me bounces in happily into the da torsher place and plops meself happily next to Mommy on da bench. A young man comes out and says "Ebony?"
Me recognizes dat voice and man too late. He are da same man dat hacked off me nails in da past. Me smile disappeared and me beady eyes gots real big as me tried to escape but it are no use. He had me in a headlock as he dragged me to da back. He HACKED off me nails!!!!!! I's beguns feelin whoosy cause he made some of dem bleed. Me doesn't knows how I's survived but me does!
P.S.---In utter news, Ceel finally got them red clown shoes taken off!
I'm eating a cookie for you right this minute to try to help you gain your strength back...is it working? No? I better go eat some more cookies...Let me know when you start to feel better so I can stop eating - Okay?
I hope you have since recovered from that trauma...
PS: Glad Ceeley is no longer a clown with boxing gloves...
Oh, my poor Ebby!!! What can I do to make it better?!?! Should I send some cheese? Or would you rather have some chicken?!
Fizzy send me EVERYTHING you gots!!!!!! Dat might helps me a little bit!
***Packs a side of beef and sends it to Ebby"
But... rather concerned they were careless enough to make you bleed??? Ok.. can maybe understand one slip.... we have all been there.. but several?????
Thats not acceptable !
**Adds a packet of cheese to the parcel**
Flicka hit the button too early :)):))
OMD OMD! Momma does my nail hacking herself when she has to. She tries to walk me to where dey wear down since I hates it so much. I are glad you survived.
My humans did that to me about a week ago. I did not approve, and I'm considering a lawsuit against them.
BOL, DFB!!! I onwy 'llow my bwoomer/bweeder/boarder guy, Bob, tu tuch my nailses an' eben den it r fun fur NO pup nor people!
I bite my nails, so I don't have to get them chopped off.
Know exactly how you feel! I had my nails hecked few days ago by mom too... I really hate it! woof.
Momma only has to cut my dewclaws, da others I wears down by walkin' cuz I sled-dog on da sidewalk and it sands 'em down like a nail file!
Oh, and glad ya survived!!!
Demon, I's does planned to sue Mommy but me settles outta court for 2 treats.
Oh my goodness Ebbers!!! That sounds positively traumatic!!!! I hope you recover really soon from your torture! xoxoxoxoxo