January 7th 2013 12:01 pm
[ View A Comments (24) ]
My Paw-paw brunged me a special surprise yesserday! He showed up wif a bag & said, "I brought something for Ursula (he calls by me middle name) & the Long One (that Ceel, BOL!)" I almos hyper-ventilated from the 'escitement! He pulled out a giant meaty bone!!!! He told Mommy it was wild oink-beast. These beasts roam wild on da ranch & Paw-paw caught one & roasted it & saved Ceel & me da leg!!!! Mommy promised to break it in half & 'llow us to gnaw on it tonight! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM....I's can hardly waits! Oh...and don't ask if you's can comes over cause da answer are NOOOOO!!!!! Sorry pals but ya'lls knows I's sharing impaired and sharing are bad for me health!
P.S.- In unnder news...Skeeter (also known as Pesky Squito when he swats me wagger) are gettin' neutered tomarrow. He don't knows it, but he ares!
So... the usual venison could be sent this way then ?? Just asking !!!
Snipped is good... though he n=may not see it that way !
oink beast? Is that the one bacon comes from?
Wow, a meaty bone from an oink-beast! That sounds so pawsome!
Would you like to have a handsome therapy dog type schnauzer for a brudder Ebby?
HEY! Did sumpup menshun B-A-C-O-N????
*hops onto his bike and pedals madly in the direction of Texas*
*THUD* A whole leg of bacon; yum! From a real oinkie beast? *THUD*!!
You is a lucky pup!
Ugh!!!!! Zaidie turn back don't comes any closer!!!! CEEL!!! BURY DA MEATZ...DIS ARE NOT A DRILL...I'S REPEATS...BURY-DA-MEATZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
"Dern it Ebbers!" barks Ceeley as she digs frantically, "You's jus had to open you's big yapper & tells everypup bout our meatz!"
*acts all nonchalant and whistles while he pedals furiously*
Zaidie who??? BOLBOLBOL :D I can smell it fwum here! WOO-HOO!
Hey, Ebbers, how much ya pay me to intercept Z-pup before he pedals through North Texas???? BOL!!
Oh Finley that would helps me lots! Dat Canadian pup are movin' fast! Uhmmm.....I's sure Ceel will pay sumfin for you's help!
Hmmm Ebbers, interepting da HunBun are gonna cost you.
wow...that sounds like a great surprise, enjoy it!
BOL! Sharin' impaired! I got cleaned beef comin', so I'm good, you doesn't hasta worry about me.
*checks into a hotel just outside of San Antonio so he can clean up before heading over to Ebby and Ceeley's place*
Ebby's Mom here: Zaidie I don't know what is going on but when I got home Ceeley told me Ebby had left the building! She took that nasty bone of hers with her and has gone to an undisclosed location.
Well I's guess that lil Canadian gots passed them two platinum blondes (Whitley & Finley)!
BOLBOLBOL :D Oh, Ebby!! Where yu r, pwetty gurl?? I hab a twuckwoad ob MEATZ™, jus' fur yu!! *snicker*
Gotta talk to Gpa about wild oink beast....Gettin' 1 just for me! LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG GGG time
ago they had all kinds of tame oikers here! Tame if, they only decide to take a bite or two out of your boot!
I wasn't even born yet! My bacon comes from the store like city pups! Ebbers,how do I get adopted by you paw-paw????????????mazy
Mazy my Paw-Paw loves me! He spoils us furs rotten! Can you's believe that during huntin' season he won't let anyone throw way da carcasses until he's picked them clean and saves the meatz for us pups & purrs! Back when Rinky was alive, we had to stay wif him for a few days while Mommy was away on a business trip. Anywho, Rinky was high-maintenance and had to be hand fed a special way. Well, Paw-paw jus could get Wrinkles to eat her supper one night so at 8pm on a cold January night he fired up his grill outside and cooked Rinky a steak so she'd eat (course I's got some too)! That are the type of Paw-paw I's has! Mommy says that are a memory bout me Paw-paw she'll always remember.
Of course he got past us, you didn't pay up Ebbers.
we can hear you knawing from here, ebbers!
what shiny teeth you have!
(we got boring marrow bones on saturday..petewie!! we want beastie bones like you guys! no fair!)
BOL long time mu Mums not been good on here, sure miss you guys and hearing bout all your yummie tweets. (could you share the recipe for those sweet potato pops, please? MAYBE Mum would actually make me somes.
Luv you guys