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I's So Awesome, I's Jealous of Me-self!

My Mornin'

October 20th 2012 12:49 pm
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What a mornin' I's had pups! I's gonna tell ya 'bout it in true Zoe style.
'Firs, Mommy yelled in me face & tol me to woked up! Den she throwed me in da car and droved me to the vet's. Dere, she dragged me outta da car & shoved me into the vet's office. Da vet tech janked the stitchys outta me eyes! After dat, Mommy throwed me back inna car droved me to a mobile clinic for me annual stabbings. Mommy had me in a headlock as she 'llowed unner tech to stab me with a Texas-size rod in both me tushy cheeks!

I's tells you, Ebony Ursula are one tough doggie-biscuit, cause somehow I's managed to survive my ordeals!

Barked by: Monty (Dogster Member)

October 20th 2012 at 1:40 pm

That sounds rough. You are one tough cookie.
Barked by: HarleyDavidson THD, CGC (Dogster Member)

October 20th 2012 at 1:49 pm

HD reads of Ebby's horrendous adventure "thud"
Barked by: Cathey U

October 20th 2012 at 3:34 pm

Yep, I know jus' how it goes. Us pups gotta be tough. And stay cute an' lovable.
Barked by: Fizzy (Dogster Member)

October 20th 2012 at 3:40 pm

I sure hope you at least got some treats out of all that!!!
Barked by: Ebony Ursula (Dogster Member)

October 20th 2012 at 3:41 pm

Zoe I's learned from you's how to 'splain events 'sactly as they's happen!
Barked by: Cathey U

October 20th 2012 at 4:02 pm

Yep, and I don't even charge for my teachin!
Barked by: Flicka ~ CGC (Dogster Member)

October 20th 2012 at 8:57 pm

Maybe just a teeny weeny bit of exaggeration ?
Barked by: ✨ Finley ✨ (Dogster Member)

October 20th 2012 at 9:44 pm

Oh my dog, you poor mistreated pup, Ebby! I hope ya gots some treatses to make up for your trauma!!
Barked by: MrJackFreckles~SirLick-a-Lot (Dogster Member)

October 21st 2012 at 4:21 am

After all that, i wouldn't ask for treats, I would demand them, BOL!

Hope those stab wounds have healed by now...
Barked by: ✨ Whitley ✨ (Dogster Member)

October 21st 2012 at 11:33 pm

I gots my stitches out too, but I didn't get no stabbins!
Barked by: DODGER (Dogster Member)

October 27th 2012 at 9:23 am

Happy Halloween Ebbers! Sorry about your surgery but glad you are okay pup! Yes you are truly a wonderpup!


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