I's So Awesome, I's Jealous of Me-self!

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September 17th 2012 4:02 pm
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Howdy pups! It are me, Ebony Ursula! I's no longers wearing that awful blue cone on me neck! I's 'cited to stop licking me paw so Mommy said I's doesn't has to wear it. You see, I broked me dew claw & Mommy tooked me to the vet and they's told her they's had to perform a fractured nail removal & it costed her $70! Only took 20 minutes! Again, Mommy said us furs is driving her to the Poor House! Mommy said for me not worry me pretty little beady-eyed head 'bout it! She said she'd gladly shell out 'unudder $70 if it means me not being in pains. And because I was sush a good patient, Mommy bought Ceel & me a bag of treats! Yippee! She also boughts stuff for the kitties and a bag diapers for Ceel.

CEELEY: "THEY'S NOT DIAPERS!!! They's 'mergency' wee-wee pads! I's not a puppy! I's doesn't use DIAPERS!" Ceeley barks angily.
EBBY: "Now, now Ceel, comes down. You's can't helps it if you's not 100% house-broke like I'S is." Ebby barks gloatingly.
CEELEY: Barks in Ebby's face. "THEY'S NOT DIAPERS!!! THEY'S 'MERGENCY WEE-WEE PADS!!!!!

Ebby backs down. "Okay, calms down. Don't gets you's doxie body in a wad."
Anywho, I's jus' wanna let you pups knows me paw is betters.

 
Barked by: Ceeley (Dogster Member)

September 17th 2012 at 4:09 pm

Pups, I is too house-broke! It are jus' that sometimes Auntie get homes real late & I's can't holds it in so I has to use me wee-wee pads! Auntie says I's a good girl cause I's does goes on the wee-wee pads. That Ebbers is sush a Goody-Four-Paws! I's doesn't knows how she manages to holds it in till Auntie gets home!
Barked by: MrJackFreckles~SirLick-a-Lot (Dogster Member)

September 17th 2012 at 5:34 pm

BOL! BOL!!

Growlmy wanted to use some of those 'wee-wee' pads underneath the litterboxmat, cause well sometimes one or the other of my kitty brofurs does...oops!
Then she decided not to, cause the packages all say they have scents in them that make the user want to go there...so that's a good excuse, Ceeley...the scent in them makes you need to mark them!
Barked by: Puff (Dogster Member)

September 17th 2012 at 5:50 pm

You mean were supposed to wee-wee on those funny pads the humans put down on the floor? I thought they were a very thin blanket - BOL, BOL

Glad your paw is feeling better Ebby.
Barked by: ✨ Finley ✨ (Dogster Member)

September 17th 2012 at 8:09 pm

Glad your paw is better, Ebby-- that sure sounds painful!!
Barked by: Riley (Dogster Member)

September 17th 2012 at 8:22 pm

Hey Ebbers, we're glad that your dew claw isn't giving you anymore trouble.

Ceels, those pads are probably for the kitties, but if you need to use them go ahead.
Barked by: Flicka ~ CGC (Dogster Member)

September 17th 2012 at 8:42 pm

Ebby,,,,,,,,, be careful.... what goes around comes around.... have care.........
Barked by: ✨ Whitley ✨ (Dogster Member)

September 18th 2012 at 1:55 am

Glad your paw is better! And diapers, BOL Ceeley!
Barked by: Angel Petey- In Loving Memory (Dogster Member)

September 18th 2012 at 2:51 am

so glad your paw is feeling better and Ceel you are good pup too:-)
Barked by: Pepper - CGC (Dogster Member)

September 18th 2012 at 6:14 am

Glad you paw is gettin' better and you doesn't has to wear the cone o' shame. But you's a naughtly girl teasin' your sissy! None o' us is gettin' any younger. Heed Flicka's barks.
Barked by: HarleyDavidson THD, CGC (Dogster Member)

September 18th 2012 at 2:43 pm

Glad you got that COS off and your paw is doing better. Now, just be proud of Ceel when she uses her mergency pee pee pads.
Barked by: Fizzy (Dogster Member)

September 18th 2012 at 8:02 pm

I'm glad you're feeling better, sweet Ebby. And it's ok, Ceeley, sometimes it's hard to hold it for too long!
Barked by: Demon Flash Bandit (Dogster Member)

September 19th 2012 at 7:43 am

I'm so glad you are better!
Barked by: MrJackFreckles~SirLick-a-Lot (Dogster Member)

September 24th 2012 at 9:44 am

Its good to feel better, and even better is to be DDP!! BOL!
DDP CONGRATS!!
Condogulations and have a fun day!!
Woofs!
Barked by: Pogo (Dogster Member)

September 30th 2012 at 3:42 am

So glad you're feeling better now sweetheart! I'm sorry I've only just seen this! xoxoxoxo

 

Ebony Ursula


 

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