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I's So Awesome, I's Jealous of Me-self!

Ebby's New Job

September 14th 2012 6:20 pm
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I gots me a job pups! And I's gots it all by me-self! I's works for my cat siblings. They my 'ployers. I's they's dishwasher & theys pays me in tips. Theys tips me by leaving some of they's kibble or canned food in they's bowls!

CEELEY: "Shameful! Just shameful I's tell you! Ebbers doesn't you has no shame?! Working for them snooty purrs! Where's you's canine pride?!"
Ebby: "Ceel it are honest works! AND my tips is DELICIOUS! You's jus miffed cause they's wouldn't hire you cause you's rude to them!"
CEELEY: "Whatevers!" Ceeley prances off in a foul mood.

That's right pups, they's won't let Ceel works for them cause she barks in they's face alla times. I's on the other paw sits patiently at a proper distance and wait till they's dones eatin'. When they sets aside, I knows they's done. When they beguns washing they's faces with they's paws, that are me cue to move in and beguns 'washing' they's bowls & collect me tips. Some kitties is stingy and doesn'ts tips 'mush like the two blondes, Sunshine & Sweet-Pea, but I's still cleans they's bowls. Mos' of the times howevers, they's leaves me a kibble tip or Friskies tip. The very bes' tipper is Diamond! She are the mos' generous of alla kitties! She makes Mommy mad cause she'll lick all the gravy & leave mos' of the rest for me as tip!!!

Barked by: Flicka ~ CGC (Dogster Member)

September 14th 2012 at 7:52 pm

Good work if you can get it !!
Barked by: ✨ Finley ✨ (Dogster Member)

September 14th 2012 at 7:57 pm

Whitley and me has the same job!! And we fights for who gets to do da cleanin'!!
Barked by: Coco Rose (Dogster Member)

September 14th 2012 at 9:29 pm

Puffy and I also have the same job because Simab and Bay-Ling only lick the gravey so we get what's left. We never eat their food before they get to it thought becuase we are polite (actually we are afraid Simba will beat us up).
Barked by: MrJackFreckles~SirLick-a-Lot (Dogster Member)

September 14th 2012 at 10:24 pm

Growlmy won't let me do that job at all...and so she is stuck doing that work herself...but she nevfur does any licking...OMD! She is missing so much! BOL!
Barked by: Lil Bear (Dogster Member)

September 14th 2012 at 10:37 pm

Isa WUNNERFUR job. I has 'at job too. On'y Ingen eats wet foods but she don't eats lots of it so I gets it. I's really good at cleanin' her plate. BOL
Barked by: ✨ Whitley ✨ (Dogster Member)

September 15th 2012 at 12:29 am

Yeah, me and Finley gotta share dat job around here - and sharing are no fun!
Barked by: Demon Flash Bandit (Dogster Member)

September 15th 2012 at 7:39 am

Great job!!! I'm happy for you!
Barked by: нαℓo (Dogster Member)

September 15th 2012 at 8:24 am

sounds like a fun & awesome job! keep up the excellet work Ebony. :)
Barked by: HarleyDavidson THD, CGC (Dogster Member)

September 15th 2012 at 9:18 am

HD hollars at his mom......can we get a kitty like Ebby has?
Barked by: Scooter (Psst on the left) (Dogster Member)

September 15th 2012 at 1:44 pm

We don't get to apply for that job. Mom puts the kitteh food up out of our reach.
Barked by: Monty (Dogster Member)

September 15th 2012 at 10:51 pm

I get to clean my kitties and they clean me back. Now Missy is on her own. The kitties are scared of her even though she has never done anything to them.
Barked by: Buddy (Dogster Member)

September 16th 2012 at 6:35 am

That sounds like a pawsome job!
Barked by: Fizzy (Dogster Member)

September 16th 2012 at 7:53 am

That sounds like a pretty sweet deal to me, Ebby!


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