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I's So Awesome, I's Jealous of Me-self!
Blanket ThiefAugust 3rd 2012 12:33 pm[ View A Comments (17) ]
Well, well, seems like me bark-n-tell cousin, Ceel, has been barking 'bout me agains in her diary! Now I's 'mit I's took her steak, but the only reason I's does it is cause I's wanted it! It are DELISH!!! Does I's feel bad 'bout what I's does, you's ask? Somewhats, but not really. 'Least I's honest 'bout it! Now alla ya'lls knows I's sharing-challenged so I can't helps me-self. It are a medical condition so I's shouldn't be blamed for nuttin'! Besides, Ceel are no angel herself! She also has sharing issues.
Poor Ebby! I hope you were able to keep the nother blankie and it didn't get stoled too. Hmm, I never realized I have that same sharin challenged medical 'dition. But I don't wanna get help to overcome! Por deprived girl........... AAAAAAWWWWWWW !!!! Wellwoof, bein' a single dog I doesn't has those problems. But the ma says that is not gunna last furever. Hmmm.... OMD Pepper! Is you getting a doggy brother or sister?! Poor Ebby! You can borrow some of my blankies if you want. I counted 'em and I have 9 on the go at the moment (1 in each of Mummy, Nana and Granddad's cars, 1 each in sitting rooms in my house and Nana and Granddad's, 1 in Mummy's bed, 1 in each of my beds in Mummy's and Nana and Granddads, and one in my kennel! I will ask Zaidie to come in her Learjet and collect some if you want, you can have more blankies than Ceel and make her really jealous! BOL! Ebby, Puffy has lots of blanket...do you want me to send some to you? Awhhh...thanks Coco you's so thoughtful (at Puffy's expense)! But what I's could use is 'unnuder steak...you's got one you's can send me? Hm...I only have one blanket, so I can't send you that. There's no steak in the magic box of food. But there's some cheese! Would some of my cheese make you feel better, Ebby? I doesn' has a blankie fur ya Ebbie, cuz I eats 'em. BOL Hmmmm, I don' has steak either cuz I's sharin' challenge too. BUT I LUFF YOU EBBIE!!! Nobody likes a cover hog.... at least dat's whut Momma sez... ( Daddy kinda hogs da covers and she winds up cold and hasta get an afghan or sumthin'...bol) Ebby you know I love you but, you did steal her steak and all she got out of that deal was bologna. While she did steal your blanket but, you got another blanket to replace it. So you came out even, even though she stole the blanket you still broke even because, you got another blanket. Yet when you stole her steak she didn't get another steak she got bolgna...I know, I know it's a dog eat dog world but, you two need to learn to share. BOL!! Well, I think you got the better deal - I'd rather have an extra steak as opposed to an extra blanket. Around here those kitty dudes are the bed thieves...they use MY beds, all 3 of them...in various spots...too bad that growlmy won't let me really do what needs to be done to stop this trouble...the only blankies we have here are tucked into the chairs and couches to..you guessed it...keep the kitty furs off of them, BOL! Maybe you could sleep on your Momma's bed, lots of soft bedding there! Oops, growlmy says that was not a good suggestion, BOL! Now about that steak... I'm glad you got a blanket! Thanks for the 'lesher Monty! Just like the teacher on Snoopy, all I's heard was...whaa, whaa, whaa...& it went in one ear & out the 'udder! BOL! I gots distracted when Fizzy said he gots cheese! GIMME,GIMME,GIMME!!!!! Awww Miss Ebby I would give you my Blankie. Mom says I am EASY that way,bol. Congrats on Daily Diary Pick! Hey did you say STEAK??? That beats Pizza I say heading to your house!!! I am In GREAT Company DDPs! Hugs &Pokes, Darla xoxox CONGRATS!! You are a DDP! Well since I am way late on account of my dogretary having to go to work...and she just now got back...my apawlogies at not sending you this memento earlier... DDP Congrats! Have a wonderfur night...hopefurly on your own blankie! Woofs! |
Ebony Ursula
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August 3rd 2012 at 2:18 pm