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I's So Awesome, I's Jealous of Me-self!

Blanket Thief

August 3rd 2012 12:33 pm
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Well, well, seems like me bark-n-tell cousin, Ceel, has been barking 'bout me agains in her diary! Now I's 'mit I's took her steak, but the only reason I's does it is cause I's wanted it! It are DELISH!!! Does I's feel bad 'bout what I's does, you's ask? Somewhats, but not really. 'Least I's honest 'bout it! Now alla ya'lls knows I's sharing-challenged so I can't helps me-self. It are a medical condition so I's shouldn't be blamed for nuttin'! Besides, Ceel are no angel herself! She also has sharing issues.

For 'esample, she always hogs the bed when we goes to PawPaw's. When we stays over theres, Mommy pulls out an 'esercise mat for us to sleeps on. She knows Ceel likes to cover herself when she sleeps so Mommy gave her a blankie. She gave me a blankie too because I likes to 'nest on top of my blankie. Well, when it are times to go night-night, I's couldn't! I paced back & forth trying get Mommy's 'tention. "What's wrong Ebby? You wanna go potty?" she asked. She tried taking me to the front door but I's wouldn't follow her. I just sat there in the middle of the room pouting. "What is it Ebby? What are you trying to tell me?" she asked. I paced back to our sleeping quarters and then looked up at Mommy with me pouty face. Ceel was fast asleep.

Mommy burst out laughing! Ceel had taken MY blankie, pulled it her side & laid on top of it! Then she'd used HER blankie to cover herself! I's left with no blankie to 'nest on! "Awhhh....don't worry Ebby," said Mommy, "I'll go get you another blanket." She giggles as she go to look for another blankie. Well I's doesn'ts find it 'musing at all!

Barked by: Cathey U

August 3rd 2012 at 2:18 pm

Poor Ebby! I hope you were able to keep the nother blankie and it didn't get stoled too.

Hmm, I never realized I have that same sharin challenged medical 'dition.
But I don't wanna get help to overcome!
Barked by: Flicka ~ CGC (Dogster Member)

August 3rd 2012 at 2:20 pm

Por deprived girl........... AAAAAAWWWWWWW !!!!
Barked by: Pepper - CGC (Dogster Member)

August 3rd 2012 at 4:02 pm

Wellwoof, bein' a single dog I doesn't has those problems. But the ma says that is not gunna last furever. Hmmm....
Barked by: Ebony Ursula (Dogster Member)

August 3rd 2012 at 4:15 pm

OMD Pepper! Is you getting a doggy brother or sister?!
Barked by: Cleo (Dogster Member)

August 3rd 2012 at 5:57 pm

Poor Ebby! You can borrow some of my blankies if you want. I counted 'em and I have 9 on the go at the moment (1 in each of Mummy, Nana and Granddad's cars, 1 each in sitting rooms in my house and Nana and Granddad's, 1 in Mummy's bed, 1 in each of my beds in Mummy's and Nana and Granddads, and one in my kennel! I will ask Zaidie to come in her Learjet and collect some if you want, you can have more blankies than Ceel and make her really jealous! BOL!
Barked by: Coco Rose (Dogster Member)

August 3rd 2012 at 7:08 pm

Ebby, Puffy has lots of you want me to send some to you?
Barked by: Ebony Ursula (Dogster Member)

August 3rd 2012 at 7:42 pm

Awhhh...thanks Coco you's so thoughtful (at Puffy's expense)! But what I's could use is 'unnuder's got one you's can send me?
Barked by: Fizzy (Dogster Member)

August 3rd 2012 at 10:26 pm

Hm...I only have one blanket, so I can't send you that. There's no steak in the magic box of food. But there's some cheese! Would some of my cheese make you feel better, Ebby?
Barked by: Lil Bear (Dogster Member)

August 3rd 2012 at 10:37 pm

I doesn' has a blankie fur ya Ebbie, cuz I eats 'em. BOL Hmmmm, I don' has steak either cuz I's sharin' challenge too.

Barked by: ✨ Finley ✨ (Dogster Member)

August 3rd 2012 at 11:39 pm

Nobody likes a cover hog.... at least dat's whut Momma sez... ( Daddy kinda hogs da covers and she winds up cold and hasta get an afghan or sumthin'...bol)
Barked by: Monty (Dogster Member)

August 4th 2012 at 12:13 am

Ebby you know I love you but, you did steal her steak and all she got out of that deal was bologna. While she did steal your blanket but, you got another blanket to replace it. So you came out even, even though she stole the blanket you still broke even because, you got another blanket. Yet when you stole her steak she didn't get another steak she got bolgna...I know, I know it's a dog eat dog world but, you two need to learn to share.
Barked by: ✨ Whitley ✨ (Dogster Member)

August 4th 2012 at 3:53 am

BOL!! Well, I think you got the better deal - I'd rather have an extra steak as opposed to an extra blanket.
Barked by: MrJackFreckles~SirLick-a-Lot (Dogster Member)

August 4th 2012 at 7:26 am

Around here those kitty dudes are the bed thieves...they use MY beds, all 3 of various spots...too bad that growlmy won't let me really do what needs to be done to stop this trouble...the only blankies we have here are tucked into the chairs and couches guessed it...keep the kitty furs off of them, BOL!

Maybe you could sleep on your Momma's bed, lots of soft bedding there!
Oops, growlmy says that was not a good suggestion, BOL!

Now about that steak...
Barked by: Demon Flash Bandit (Dogster Member)

August 4th 2012 at 8:10 am

I'm glad you got a blanket!
Barked by: Ebony Ursula (Dogster Member)

August 4th 2012 at 11:32 am

Thanks for the 'lesher Monty! Just like the teacher on Snoopy, all I's heard was...whaa, whaa, whaa...& it went in one ear & out the 'udder! BOL! I gots distracted when Fizzy said he gots cheese! GIMME,GIMME,GIMME!!!!!
Barked by: ♥ DarlaMae ♥ (Dogster Member)

August 5th 2012 at 4:16 pm

Awww Miss Ebby I would give you my Blankie. Mom says I am EASY that way,bol. Congrats on Daily Diary Pick! Hey did you say STEAK??? That beats Pizza I say heading to your house!!! I am In GREAT Company DDPs! Hugs &Pokes, Darla xoxox
Barked by: MrJackFreckles~SirLick-a-Lot (Dogster Member)

August 5th 2012 at 10:16 pm

CONGRATS!! You are a DDP! Well since I am way late on account of my dogretary having to go to work...and she just now got apawlogies at not sending you this memento earlier...
DDP Congrats!
Have a wonderfur night...hopefurly on your own blankie!



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