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Ebby--Viciously Attacked!

July 2nd 2012 10:56 am
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Sunday afternoon Mommy tooked Ceel & me for a walk. We likes to walk 'round at an elementary school nearby cause there's no traffic & Mommy can let us off-leash. Also she tooked her 'pitcher box with her cause she wanted to take some pitchers of Ceel & me. Anywho, I's enjoying me-self as I tooked in all the 'inneresting smells in the grass. Suddenly, me hears a swooshing sound 'bove me as 'sumtin takes a cheap shot at me wagger (tail)! I looks 'round but sees 'nuttin. Then it happened again, and again, and again!!! Though I's couldn'ts see my 'sailant, I's could hear the swooshing sound it are making as it kept taking cheap shots at me wagger then disappearing. Ceel had already taken cover unner da car & was barkin' at me to joins her. "Run Ebbers! It are 'bove you & it are still following you! Take cover!!!" Ceel barked.
As I's made me way toward the da car, me hears the clickity-click-click sound of Mommy's 'pitcher box! Can you believes it! Here I's is---a innocent victim of a fly-by shooting & Mommy are laughing her head off takin' pitchers!!!

Mommy later 'splains the pitchers is for evidence. She will post photos of my 'tack shortly so's you's can see frame by frame of how it all happened. Pups please take a close look at my attacker & be sures to call the police if you's seen or knows anything 'bout this 'thug! My pal Demon was right, birds is evil!!!!

Barked by: HarleyDavidson THD, CGC (Dogster Member)

July 2nd 2012 at 11:55 am

I know the feeling Ebby! I had a dirty bird thug (blue jay) do the same thing to me and I wasn't doing a dang thing. All mom did besides laughing was hollar, watch out HD here it comes again. Grrrrrrrrr
Barked by: Sully & Socks Our Angel (Dogster Member)

July 2nd 2012 at 1:04 pm

Oh Ebby, how scarey! Glad your Mom got evidence of the assailant to show the coppers! Hope your wagger is ok!
Barked by: Milton (Dogster Member)

July 2nd 2012 at 1:13 pm

OMD Ebby! Where is the Red Baron when you needs him?!
Barked by: Fizzy (Dogster Member)

July 2nd 2012 at 1:26 pm

OH NO!! Are you ok, Ebby? Do you need treats to recover??
Barked by: Ebony Ursula (Dogster Member)

July 2nd 2012 at 1:38 pm

Thanks pals for you's concern. I's okay. Even Ceel runs for cover unner the car, she did bark at my 'sailant, distracting him long 'nuff for me to save me self! (There's a picture of Ceeley hiding) Milton you's so right! Where are the Red Baron when you needs him!
Barked by: ✨ Whitley ✨ (Dogster Member)

July 2nd 2012 at 2:05 pm

OMD, I's glad you're ok!
Barked by: MrJackFreckles~SirLick-a-Lot (Dogster Member)

July 2nd 2012 at 3:23 pm

Glad it didn't peck out your peekers, Ebby!
Burds can be so mean...I have had nasty angry wrens(!), robins and cardinals do that to me...long years ago, so now
I just stay away if I thinks danger lurks under a bush or tree...sheesh, even when I disturb a snake nest of garden snakes they are not as nasty as that burd coming after you.
And since there is now a robins nest in my yard, thanks fur reminding me of the imminent danger!

Glad you are OK...

Growlmy is giggling, too, sheesh, peeps!
Barked by: Ceeley (Dogster Member)

July 2nd 2012 at 3:33 pm

Oh dears! Jack you's really think that gangster bird was after Ebber's beady eyes?! Thank dog I's doesn't come out from unner da car!
Barked by: Flicka ~ CGC (Dogster Member)

July 2nd 2012 at 5:12 pm

Oh My !!!!!!!!!
Barked by: Sophie Bean Schnoodle (Dogster Member)

July 2nd 2012 at 5:17 pm

I wish I was there! I would have protected you! Just the other day I killed a chipmunk because it was in my garage. I am so glad you are okay and remember to always look up.
Barked by: Abby - Forever Loved (Dogster Member)

July 2nd 2012 at 7:13 pm

Oh, Ebby! Mom saw the movie "The Birds" by Alfred Hitchcock! You are lucky to have escaped with your life! How terrifying and I hope you won't get PTSD from this!
Barked by: Coco Rose (Dogster Member)

July 2nd 2012 at 8:47 pm

How very RUDE!!!! We should enlist Demon Flash Bandit to come with you the next time so he can teach that nasty bird a lesson. I'm glad you and Ceeley are okay.
Barked by: Ceeley (Dogster Member)

July 2nd 2012 at 9:03 pm

I's with you Rose! I kept barkin' at the bird from 'unner da car--"I's gonna tell my pal Demon bout you! You nasty bird!"
Barked by: Missy CGC (Dogster Member)

July 2nd 2012 at 10:01 pm

Ebby and my Mommy are in the same boat. Mommy was crossing the street and a bird dive bombed her and got stuck in hair and just kept pecking and flapping trying to get free. All the while Mom is standing in the middle of a cross walk with cars waiting for her to cross screaming "What is it?! Why is it attacking me?!" The people who were crossing with her were strangers and all stopped and laughed and pointed not helping her at all. She finally got him free knocking her glasses to the ground and the bird. She ran across the street to Grandma and Great Aunt Renee crying and in a panic. She tells them what happened and they laugh at her. A week later another bird tries to get her in her car and didn't realize the window was open and flew right into the car window. Mom screamed again and Grandma was in the car with her laughing. Mom made Grandma get out of the car and check on the bird who was fine.

So don't feel bad Ebby I think the birds are just cranky because, of the weather. Mommy not only believes you but, says she sends you kisses for surviving.
Barked by: Ebony Ursula (Dogster Member)

July 2nd 2012 at 10:26 pm

Thanks for the barks of 'couragement Missy & Missy Mom! I didn't 'preciate Mommy laughin' at my 'espense while I's being 'tacked!
Barked by: Scooter (Psst on the left) (Dogster Member)

July 2nd 2012 at 10:50 pm

Crows. We got mean Crows that gang up on us and dive bomb us.
Know what a bunch of Crows are called?
A Murder! Does that not say enough?
Glad you are safe Ebby!
Barked by: ♥ DarlaMae ♥ (Dogster Member)

July 3rd 2012 at 8:33 am

Omd Miss Ebby tht is tooo much. Me I loves birdies,except mean Blue Jays. Why do humans think it is funny We pups will never know. Do they think it's funny if we trip them Or drag them across a parking lot? I think not,bol. Gld you are safe,a rough Birdie neighborhood should put up signs.. Look Up! Sheesh you were walkin in the parking lot not their trees!:) Great shots though Mom. Ebby make sure you get extra goodies for being an IEnquire model though!:) DFB would be in his glory I agree. Hugs & Pokes, Darla & her kooky human too xoxoxox
Barked by: ✨ Finley ✨ (Dogster Member)

July 3rd 2012 at 9:46 pm

OMD, Ebbers, I wish I wuz dere!! I woulda chased dose birds off ya! I woulda snapped him right outta da air!! I stalk dose birds alla time and dey fly away when I goes after dem!!

Rotten birds....
Barked by: Huey (Dogster Member)

July 4th 2012 at 12:17 am

Birds are crazy sometimes. I've had a couple try to dive-bomb me in the backyard, probably protecting their nests.

Glad you and Ceel are okay!
Barked by: MrJackFreckles~SirLick-a-Lot (Dogster Member)

July 7th 2012 at 7:13 am

Condogulations on being a DDP, today, Ebbby!!

I hope you didn't get attacked by anymore birds!
Barked by: Hershey (Dogster Member)

July 7th 2012 at 9:05 am

OMD, Ebby! If you hadn't won the DDP today, I nevfur would have heard about your vishius attack!! Evil, evil birds!!!!


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