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I's So Awesome, I's Jealous of Me-self!
Kardashian's Missing DogMay 11th 2012 10:19 am[ View A Comments (10) ]
Alright, I's just gonna come out and bark my 'spicions. I's has long 'spected that my pal Zoe...you know...the one with the bushy-eye brows & mile long lashes...yes that Zoe. Anywho, it are my belief that she are Kim Kardashian's dog! With lashes like that, she HAS to be a Kardashian! Zoe is you sures you's Mom doesn't steal you from the Kardashian clan? Jus 'wunnering....
Bol! We don't even Know who that Kim K. girl is 'round here. Rest assured, I ain't nobuddy but who I am. I am who I am. I been here since I was just a pupster. These lashes o' mine. Such a curse I must put up with. Zoe may hab HUGE eyewashes, bud dat r where da simiwarities end! I du nod fink Zoe's cute lil' pubby butt cood fill out a bi-kee-nee quite wike Kim Kardashian's hinder can :D R dat fing fur weal??? BOLBOL! Hmmmm...Zaidie now you's got me 'wunnering again! Ceel has a big bubble butt...maybe SHE's a Kardashian too! My 'quiring mind jus doesn't stops! You just HAD to use the K swear word dint you...... lets keep this site free of pointless pee...poles........ Grinsssssssssssssssssssssss sss You just HAD to use the K swear word dint you...... lets keep this site free of pointless pee...poles........ Grinsssssssssssssssssssssss sss I's high maintenance but I's not no Kardashian! BOL!! Hmm. Zoe IS dramatic like she could be a Kardashian, but Zoe can also be practical, which completely rules out being a Kardashian. Regardless, "If" Zoe "was" stolen from the Kardashian Klan, then it was completely a RESCUE, and her Mom was only stealing her to save her poor canine soul from the Kardashians, so it should not be considered a crime. BOLBOLBOL, Pennie :D The ultimate test to see if you are a K word is this. Have you gotten married and made it a be public display to only get divorced 72 days later? If you answered yes to that question then you must be related to the K's. Uh, yeah, like, thanks pups. I think. |
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May 11th 2012 at 12:50 pm